I rarely finish a story arc, so here, read all three parts of the Patreon tournament for free: www.patreon.com/posts/140339...

Ultimately we are a race of storytellers and if you want to change, you have to create a narrative. "I have no willpower" is nonsense. You just gave the task poor framing.

I'm on Swords episode 976. I wanted to get to Swords 1000 for the 8th anniversary in March. I've got two other paid projects in between. I might have to focus on those things and only get to Swords 985, which would be a bit of a bummer.

now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes

The Swor'nament is over, read the last 12 pages here: swordscomic.com/comic/P58/

If someone swings over to my Ko-Fi and gives me $5 they can decide what the bottom half of this banner says (don't be rude plz)

i had a vision

I'm just going to get ahead of this in case its an unpopular thing to do : A webcomic artist with a decently large following has been using my font. While you can find it online, it doesn't come with a commercial license, so I've asked them to stop. There are a million other cartoon fonts out there

Something good that has happened in 2026 and something bad that has happened in 2026, go:

To be clear, the Momma Sprout storyline will happen when I have time to do it properly and I am NOT putting it behind an absurd paywall. But you can also buy my time if you're desperate for me to push everything else aside and do it now. www.patreon.com/swordscomic

Most people are only one decision away from personal success and that decision is to start keeping records of the things they care about. Track your money. Track your weight. Track your mood. Whatever you want more of or less of.

Reminder that your New Year's Resolution hasn't failed because of one bad day, keep going, I believe in you

Everyone deserves to have someone enter their life, lift them up and then go. If you don't have a resolution this year, I have one for you! Be this person for someone else!!

Maybe I should commission a bunch of nice Swords character artwork

Literally every time I try to watch Taskmaster, 3 different people message me, it's a curse I've had for 10 years

It's officially 2026 here in Aotearoa, so choose a firework, and check replies to set it off and receive a new year's boon :) #ttrpg #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

When I first started to go to conventions as an artist, there were a few times someone I'd just met let me crash on their couch because I hadn't sorted my accommodation and had scraped and borrowed just to get to the con.

How long has deviantArt been owned by Israel?

www.patreon.com/posts/146976... Everything that happened

I was the original artist on Clusterduck and did all the ducks up to the Lunars set, yep

www.patreon.com/posts/146002... I'm a role model.

If any DMs out there need 1500 ideas for a magic sword: www.facebook.com/share/p/1AkE...

Since New Years is coming up... Remember! You don't need to be the best writer or the best artist to create a story that resonates with people. All you need is hyper-fixation and a can-do-attitude!

For sale: pink gamer chair, never streamed

glort

Someone found out what's under this banner and started accusing me of being a grifter! Brother in Kargob, you're the one who paid to unlock it.

Rewatched the Kelvin Star Trek movies. What do you MEAN you can break the window of the Main Bridge with two phaser shots?

owowow

diglett real

Back in the top 25 Safe-for-work webcomics, nice

i had a vision

🆕 The Questmas Spirit (Of Vengeance) #swordscomic

anime is when the dungeon goes up and grimdark western is when the dungeon goes down

It's 4:20pm.

What elemental types should there be in a grimdark monster battler? I think FLESH, BONE, SPIRIT, STEEL, DARK and CURSED is a good start.

You can delete one Pokemon forever, which is it

AIM FOR THE TOP

swords

About 1/3rd of the comment section on any post, for some reason

42k followers, nice. Thanks for being here, you wonderful little nerds.

be weirder

Its 4:20pm