Don’t support big company. Big company don’t like you. Support small artist. Or just save your money.

everyone deserves to die with dignity. for example, I wish to be choked to death by Tails (from sonic the hedgehog} with his tails

The same side that sends me death threats over comics, doxxes me, threatens my family, impersonates me and makes art of me committing suicide would like me to say nice things about their racist guy. No thanks.

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

Me cancelling Disney+

All we said was that the alligator handler was probably killed by an alligator.

This is on a tree behind my house. Anyone know what this is?

Played this last night, it's pretty smart how they adapted it for tabletop #worms

I only use AI for stuff that matters

goober peas

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my microplastics

Extremely relatable.

If anyone is going to see Propagandhi in London tonight, I'll be the guy in the black t-shirt

Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”

OK, I saw the video, he's like actually shot, not Trump's ear shot

I woke up this morning and rubbed some bicep oil on my amazing biceps. I watched them softly glisten in the pale morning light. I leaned in to give them a little kiss and whisper "I love you" and they whispered back "I know"

TYLER DURDEN: the first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club ME: okay thanks TYLER DURDEN: don’t mention it ME: okay i said

Mr Bean > Mr Beast

The reviews for Cheese Factory just keep getting weirder and weirder

If for whatever reason, I had to stop making board games. This would be my backup plan:

HAD A BUNCH OF DRINKS WITH MY BROS LAST NIGHT AND WE TALKED ABOUT OUR FEELINGS

For once I’d like to get kicked INTO a bar

About to do the Seattle touristy thing!

I've been drinking free Red Bulls non-stop at #PaxEast for 3 days and my pee is this weird blood colour, is that good?

Steve Urkel had a machine that could change you on a DNA like molecular level and he was using it to turn himself into Bruce Lee instead of taking cancer out of people

Sometimes people will say a nice thing about one of my games and I'll have some imposter syndrome and think "That's not right. I'm just some random dude. I'm just random dude with nice biceps, great big monsters. Really impressive biceps. Fantastic biceps named Carl and Weathers"

Literally the best shirt I've ever seen: #PaxWest

Day 3 of #PaxWest Self Careless is very popular here, #1 game of the show for me!

Pounding free red bulls and talking about games at #PaxWest

Balatro cosplay! #PaxWest

Just saw @mcfrontalot.bsky.social at #PaxWest and he blew me away with his live show once again. Love this dude!

Every year at #PaxWest, a mysterious foam cheese is mysteriously left at my booth

Seattle is like a non-zombified Last of Us part 2

That schmuck Navarro thinks ending the de minimis exemption is a good idea. Navarro's knowledge of economics is de minimis.

I stole this sign and put it by my booth #PAXWEST

Finally, plant based hand wash. The last hotel I stayed at had soap that was made out of meat. DISGUSTING!

Nice morning in Seattle before I spend the day with other sweaty nerds indoors at PAX WEST!!

GET YOUR DICK BOXES #PaxWest

The only time all caps should be used is for SUDDEN AND JARRING TONE CHANGE

dance like everyone is watching and this is their punishment

Big ups to @whalebacker.bsky.social, it looked like my PAX WEST games weren't going to make it in time but then they got Fedex on the phone and said "FEDEX, YOU'D BETTER GET MR ANARCHY HIS PACKAGES RIGHT NOW OR ELSE" And now they're being overnight-ed so all should be well

These two games will be done manufacturing soon, tariffs slowed them down by a couple months but NOTHING WILL STOP MY LOVE OF TROMBONES AND SPITEFUL CATS

Paddington Trilogy > Star Wars trilogy

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

Why do characters always get upset when they learn they were an unplanned pregnancy. Wait... I was an accident? Yeah, you were. What, you wanted to be deliberate? War crimes are deliberate. Is that what you want? You want to be war crimes?

I just whipped up this lego creation at Fan Expo

Yo, I met Ricky Berwick and he was dressed like Marty McFly!!