since driving discourse is raging on the timeline, i guess it's time to reup this, the greatest op ed the NYT ever ran

hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it

It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher

05 Nov 2025

BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"

13 Oct 2025

this is money cat, repost to get money

26 Aug 2025

peak clickhole for me was I Wore A Fat Suit For 24 Hours To See What Life Is Like For Your Mom

let eat

Woodwind instruments answer the question they pose. Yes, it would.

I have invented the Vegan hontdog. Pray I do not invent anything more.

What's going on with “ The boyfriend" and, in some cases, "girls” who seem to have finished their spaghetti and meat balls?

24 Jun 2025

happy 5 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate

I'm on a "sea" gull diet. I'm eating french fries off the ground in the parking lot

My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.

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Light as a feather, smorg as a board

welcome to the bathroom

this one goes out to the ancestors who had to shit themselves nasty style for generations so i could have a tolerance for the night cheese

this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this

"Bless you" to anyone sneezing rn

31 Mar 2025

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i’ve never been so obsessed with a video. please turn your sound on

you think about the roman empire, i think about the woman empire

09 Mar 2025

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19 Feb 2025

if you're not hiding under the bed when a garbage truck goes by, you're not paying attention to scary sounds

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

You’re more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark.

Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%

OFFICER: i understand detailed chalk outlines but why's he spending so much time on the genitalia SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey

Yeah I got Havana Syndrome. I’m simply havana wonderful christmastime

Unverfrorene Frechheit, DB! Ein lässig wirken wollender Zugbegleiter lautsprecheranlagt, während der von UNS ALLEN mit Vorfreude und Spannungskitzel erwarteten Zugtrennung in Hamm, kurz vor Ankunft: "In Hamm ersparen wir uns diesmal das Trennungsgedöns ..." GEDÖNS???? ICH GLAUB 😡, ES HACKT!!

roman with a cold call him julius sneezer

You won't believe where this screed from James Woods goes.

thinking about lord of the rings

Kool-Aid Man’s glass penis clinks awkwardly against Kool-Aid Woman’s glass vagina. “What horrible God made us?” he asks, miserably

07 Aug 2024

This is what they took from you

Pitbull is buying the naming rights to Florida International's football stadium — it will be called Pitbull Stadium

30 Jul 2024