Kate
@kateness.bsky.social
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I’m doing amazing, sweetie
Mr Darcy walking toward me in the misty sunrise only he’s just three bags of peanut butter m&ms in a trench coat
about 1 month ago
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“It began with the forging of the great rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings” said Galadriel, an elf
about 1 month ago
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One of my special skills is waiting to eat until I get hangry that you’re not feeding me
2 months ago
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Anybody can interact, but will anybody interact? One like = one prayer, say amen and get a squirrel to cross your path
3 months ago
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Idk man, if my mother was with apple cider vinegar idk if I’d BRAG about it
3 months ago
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A Hot Pocket is also a ravioli
3 months ago
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Talking to my nipples like “what is it, girl? What are you pointing at?”
4 months ago
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I really don’t want to go to sleep in case it happens and I miss it
4 months ago
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Based on what I know I just assume all British guys’ cum tastes like Worcestershire sauce
4 months ago
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I just swallowed my coffee wrong and basically died at this coffee shop and the guy next to me got up and left. Life hack! P.S. new band name, Coughing! At the Coffee Shop
4 months ago
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I hate being hungry in the middle of the night because I have to tell myself no, and myself really doesn’t like that
5 months ago
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My hobbies include adding items to an online shopping cart at 2am
5 months ago
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Just once I’d like to thrown down my enemy and smite his ruin upon the mountainside
5 months ago
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In the Cars universe the reality tv show was called The Wheel World
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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Going to the dispensary after therapy is another form of therapy
5 months ago
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I had a salad for lunch and then 16 handfuls of Cheetos for lunch dessert
6 months ago
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Omg what if Korg from Thor called Thor “Thorg” Yes, I’m high
6 months ago
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I’m like a dog because I want love but I’m just out of reach
6 months ago
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I fought the nap and the nap won
6 months ago
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If they’re so worried about a Muslim person in power, then they should be supporting the separation of church and state but lmao
6 months ago
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Just looked at the clock on the microwave. It’s 12 seconds o’clock
6 months ago
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Every yoga pose I see I’m like “I can totally do that” but lemme tell you I totally can no
6 months ago
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I’m American. If I want to go for a nice walk I driver there first
6 months ago
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I’m not like other girls. I didn’t discover the band The Shins from Garden State. I saw them on Gilmore Girls 💅
6 months ago
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Gonna take a nap listening to Max Miller talk about Spotted Dick and hope I have some fun dreams
6 months ago
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reposted by
Kate
Jez
7 months ago
I hope God’s next test for me is "can she handle a ridiculous amount of money"
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Just once I’d like to wake up to birds and mice bringing me breakfast
6 months ago
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I thought there would be more farmers for sale at this farmers market
6 months ago
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If you met on the internet, then you intermet
6 months ago
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Happy Father’s Day to anyone I’ve ever called Daddy
7 months ago
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Look I may be insufferable and exhausting and needy
7 months ago
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Ending my day like I started it, in bed
7 months ago
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Norway is how Australians say no way
7 months ago
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I needed a hug so I watched Ted Lasso And then I banged your mom
7 months ago
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reposted by
Kate
🐄🥚
7 months ago
a wendigo ate my baby
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Light as a feather, smorg as a board
7 months ago
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The Dark Knight implies The Light Kday
7 months ago
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Puzzles should come with like a tiny separate bonus puzzle that you do with the extra pieces
7 months ago
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I’m high and I just made a snack for myself tomorrow. I hope I like it 🥰
8 months ago
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Sorry I accidentally liked your thing, I was trying to swipe a dog hair off my phone
8 months ago
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If I was a real estate agent I would use different pics of me on each For Sale sign That way people could be like “we got The Eye of Sauron” house Or “we got the Michael Jordan crying meme” house
8 months ago
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Severance only the outies turn into muppets as innies
8 months ago
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What level of capitalism is it when you hurt a muscle in your neck trying to pull out a chin hair
8 months ago
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Wishing on a star but wait it’s not a star it’s your butt
8 months ago
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Me as a kid: Mom, watch!! Me as and adult: Mom, watch me do nothing with my life
8 months ago
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Making my triumphant return the way I live my life, begging for attention
8 months ago
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I don’t understand how architectural arches stay up and I don’t want to know
almost 2 years ago
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Just once I’d like to land on a dessert island, full of cake and stuff
almost 2 years ago
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