of all nationalities i think the french are objectively the funniest people to steal from. Not sure why

i don’t like this platform because i don’t get enough attention on it

Join me, my fellow New Yorkers. We can fight this together

is it normal to sometimes feel “too tired” to play videogames

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

ebay really knew what they were doing with the bidding shit, man. it combines my two favorite hobbies: buying old shit, and pissing other people off

is it weird that i think kitten buttholes are cute? they’re always just so….bold. decisive. they’re like a visual punctuation mark

you know what i completely understand

does anyone remember that early twitter weirdo “Mewtwo”

feel like we can do better than “man these guys are real fatsos” when talking about agents of state violence idk

i’m not a “woo woo” person in the slightest. don’t believe in anything fun or fantastic or spooky or whatever. Not even astrology. and yet i’ve been sleeping so poorly the last several nights that i’ve gotten delusional enough to think my apartment might have a ghost

i was watching a british tv show and looked up a slang word they used for right-wing nutjobs and it’s really good and we need one over here

i cut my hair short and i’m feeling Adorable and Sassy. don’t ask me about anything else please

FYI it turns out reddit really doesn’t like it when you comment “Stab him” on a thread about someone’s awful husband

fujoshi 9/11

as far as plots go, it’s hard to top “Someone Was Murdered and Everyone in the Town Who Looks Normal is Secretly Doing Fucked Up Shit” i think my actual dream job would be writing tv shows about sullen detectives who are constantly in a state of “trying to quit smoking”. how do i get that gig

you cannot kill me in a way that matters

you never know what battles other people are fighting (trying to change where my hair parts)

what’s Moby up to these days

did people watch sneaky pete when it was on? i just watched it and i’m shocked i never heard of it before. Pretty good show

kinda funny how there are these two cultural moments going on right now: 1) scapegoating random shit as “causing autism” 2) rampant self-diagnosis of autism like why are we so afraid of The Children getting autism if every third bitch on tiktok already has it…..just pick one…..

found maybe the weirdest possible reddit post history

Girl Wearing Cat Ears And A Strap-On Has Her Way With All Sorts Of Men -They Love Anal-

amazon ads for cat toys >>>

anyone here have their tonsils out as an adult? how bad was it really

here’s what i did this week instead of having a job or paying attention to anything: made a pojagi curtain for my kitchen out of recycled clothing and linens

about a month ago i deleted the X app from my phone because scrolling twitter was making me insanely angry all the time and i've been posting on there less and less. anyway i might finally be coming around to making the switch. is the vibe on here still "sexually active band geek"

i love when he sits like this…..Neckless and full of wonder

and likely to stay that way

how i feel about the fact that rice needs to be washed

this app is being a real dick about letting me post videos

i’m going to post some videos from my phone. all of them are good

i went here and not only did everyone know you, they had your photo up on the wall. you’re wearing a baby bib in the photo

BBW here, appreciate the shout but please don’t even rank the mfer, thank u

IN MY BOOK A WOMAN IS ANYONE & EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO BE ABLE TO SAY SOMETHING DUMB AND THEN BE LIKE ‘I DID THAT ON PURPOSE’ CAPS LOCK IS STUCK

i’m so stoned and j cannot stop fucking laughing at this

i have spent nine years of my career doing social media related work (which i by now find both morally repellant and boring) largely within newsrooms (which are in turn largely gone). i have no idea what to do with my life and am entertaining all kinds of outlandish ideas for escape (barring death)

Surgeon General Warns: Everything You’ve Ever Done Actually Very Bad for You

They’re not good

Big Stupid disrupted my meditation last night by attacking his sister, and later attempted to jump into the toilet right after i flushed it (i caught him just in time)

i don’t mean this in a problematic way at all but it seems odd that ever since divorcing carmen electra he’s slowly started to look like carmen electra

if i don’t look exactly like this when i’m 66 i WILL shoot an RPG at the sun

Random restaurant bot is the perfect follow because sure you get to see food and people from far away but you also get to discover Smiley Hangouts, which has this picture uploaded to google maps and nothing else. It has 1 star and 1 written review that says “Food has no taste, deadman food”

ACAB includes them

it was not the best use of time, but it made me happy.

i’ve never been so obsessed with a video. please turn your sound on

pretty sure neighbors just heard me bellowing “HEY SIRI, WHERE DO TAPIRS LIVE” through the walls