Biden's presidency was certainly funnier (guy who spent his whole life trying to be president finally does it and he can't stay awake past 3pm) than Obama's (guy who squandered the largest Democratic trifecta we are ever going to see in our lifetimes by pissing around trying to be bipartisan)

One Perfect Shot

I see a lot of visualizations of one year of a person's passing stats (a 24M from Buffalo in this case). Seems miserable. Is tucking the ball and running out of the single wing making a comeback as an offensive strategy?

As leon says, it's not a surprise this post got nuked, but I want to make this point: we should be allowed to say it

It goes beyond race, imo. Liberals like Lund don't understand the status quo as offensive. They have blinders on that only let them see two paths: the one that's real and the one that they imagine would exist had the other candidate won.

Before you speak, I want you to understand that "ICE" now has the same emotional connotation as "pedophile" to at least half the country. Would you propose more training for pedophiles? Would you propose that pedophiles wearing body cams is "part of a solution?"

A reminder that ICE hasn’t slowed down in Minneapolis at all. Outside of Minnesota, it might feel like everything has changed since Alex Pretti’s murder. But ICE hasn’t actually lost any power and they’re continuing to terrorize our communities.

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Excuse me, @chrismurphyct.bsky.social, but are we to understand that the first time the entire Dem caucus has spoken about doing something about ICE was two to three days ago?

lol and, sincerely, lmao

the hippocratic oath should not apply to treating ice employees

your mother and I saw some of your posts open on your laptop and we've decided to limit your screen time

don lemon is french for dan the man

GOD: okay so you're done making the whale? ANGEL: yes, god GOD: and you gave it a big dick, right? ANGEL: the biggest yet, like you said GOD: okay let's move onto man, now I want you to give man a REALLY big dick ANGEL: sure thing GOD: yeah, four, five, maybe even six inches ANGEL: wait what

It cannot be stressed enough how much the Dems look like a bunch of chumps right now because they couldn't unify in opposition to a roving gang of murderous thugs

It's a pretty simple idea. I'm not complaining that people in positions of power and influence are "just catching up," I'm complaining that they're not stepping down from their positions of power and influence now that they have. They lack the tools to do the job. Why are they still trying to do it?

Damn they got Leno too

I know this is a tough pill for Broncos fans to swallow, especially considering how close they got, but I don't think Stidham is the future of this franchise.

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

We loving watching a Patriots QB eat shit, don't we folks?

This statement is terrible. Go produce a show for Netflix and leave us alone, please.

People from [the biggest collection of dead-eyed dipshits in America] to [a single, massive dead-eyed dipshit] have warned they want any excuse they can get to use the Insurrection Act. Concerning.

All the traits that you have been taught to value and look for in special individuals - courage, intelligence, strength - are actually collective traits. There is no genius or hero coming to save us from our problems. We solve them together or not at all. Socialism or barbarism.

"Could you make Blazing Saddles today?" discourse to be replaced with "Could you make Crank 2 today?"

The way you know We're Going to Win is that we've even got Boston out here admitting that another city is laudable

If you work for any of the big media companies and they are not forcefully and directly condemning ICE, the Trump administration, and the Republican party as a whole, you have a moral obligation to either organize your workplace around that demand or quit.

Every professional athlete in America should refuse to play right now.

if I get murdered by the feds, please take the bait

This guy is weird

AND MY AX

"Jumping in here to be wrong about whether this comparison is a category error"

Everyone needs to go back to Livejournal

The year is 2026. We are communicating on something called "a microblogging platform" trying to figure out if we are our brother's keeper.

My libertarian uncle at Thanksgiving:

I'll go a step further: the idea that there's some shared national character is ludicrous on its face but, even if true, is completely inconsequential. Imagine saying "we're better than this" as some maniac uses the lathe of heaven to create hell on earth. Maybe true, maybe not, but does it matter?

America is the land of opportunity, a place where anyone can rise from their lowly circumstances to a position of comfort and prosperity. That's why we need comprehensive immigration policy.

In any world, but particularly in one where free trade between nations is near ubiquitous, it is monstrous to maintain immigration limits in order to protect "the nation."

tom ford tuxedos for no reason

come and take it

Sorry, why is everyone talking about what America is and means?

This guy gets paid millions of dollars to talk about this kind of thing

"It's hard to describe what's going on in plain language because you sound crazy to someone who isn't paying close attention" This is not true. Skill issue.

Dangerous Donald wants to replace the hot water knob on YOUR kitchen sink with a knob that shoots hot shit out of the faucet. I'm sponsoring the No Hot Shit for Hot Shots Act to stop him. Together, we can add a third knob to every sink that turns on a steamy stream of red hot caca.

First Democrat to propose making an actual Hell where ICE agents will suffer for eternity wins the popular vote 80-20

there are getting to be too many Its that need to Happen