Winning somewhere under 500 votes for President with my sincere "Open Borders, Closed Forums" slogan

I agree that antisemitism doesn't primarily originate with Israel but Israel and its lobby are 100% responsible for the equating of Jews with Zionism, and that's not nothing!

With the understanding that the global south is going to take the brunt of the climate apocalypse, I think it's completely reasonable for Sunrise to go after imperialists on any salient issue of their choosing

There is no better smilemaker right now than Afroman absolutely shitting all over the Adams County police department and their legal representation while dressed like a deleted scene from Bamboozled

People answering this are absolutely nuts smooth by santana ft rob thomas

There are few things a man loves more than when there's a song with no saxophone and then, all of a sudden and towards the end, there is a whole lot of saxophone.

I think the better analysis on this is that America has always elected celebrities (Grant, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Reagan), that there's no coherent definition of "qualified" for the office, and that people railing against so-called social media candidates are just shaking their fist.

Congratulations to Venezuela on their World Baseball Classic championship, and tough luck for Team USA, the players of which were ritualistically executed after the game as per tradition

Me, when a new James Bond film is released:

I'm not sure that people realize that the workers who help with the actual important things in life - child care, education, health care, human services - are all criminally underpaid and being regularly asked by funders to do more with less, even as they work themselves raw due to staff shortages.

I think people who say "I think Yglesias made some good points" should live in a zoo

The Hirsute Feminist @HERsute 3h With just a few hours to go until the polls open, I want to reiterate that every time you call me a fake ally, an ugly fuckling, or "the wicker man but pubes," I make $0.035 cents. I will be donating all income to, you guessed it, women. That's the kind of guy I am.

hmm so you're saying that medicine is some kind of spectrum

I know people like to say that Chotiner's real talent is just asking basic follow up questions, but it does take a certain amount of fortitude to gut and filet a guy like David Boies.

I've used DLSS 5 on my penis to make it look like a young Gary Sinise. Everyone likes this.

Deluzio is yet another soulless ambition demon. He used to make a lot of hay out of being a Dem who won in a "Trump district," he voted for the Laken Riley act because he's a coward, and that should tell you exactly how sure everyone is of the politics around Palestine right now.

The core problem with the world is that everyone rich and/or powerful is *necessarily* dumb as fuck

It was a fantastic movie and the way people talk about movies and acting and art on this website make me want to blind myself

Open the film schools

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Holding back on some molten takes this morning

The important thing to remember tonight is that art is about winning

It's very funny that people are calling his performance as the living embodiment of American whiteness' weird psychosexual relationship with blackness "hack" and "over the top"

Crank would make a perfect 30 min TV show. Eight episodes a season, four seasons a year.

"Ban kids under 16 from social media" is the Internet version of "trans kids in sports." The goal isn't to do the thing, it's to create a framework for expanding that thing into a larger repressive apparatus - and with the same target.

The girls are fightinnggggg

war map showing big titties hemmed in on all sides by bodacious asses

I think you have to feel this way if you're not one of the absolute demons in power or a disgusting toads who aspires to be near them. Normal people just want everyone to be safe and don't care about silly ideas like "shaping the future" or "their place in history."

My grandpa was teased as a kid for eating spaghetti and other garlicky foods, and he thought it was so funny when, after the war, those same people would spend big bucks to take their dates to Italian restaurants. He would have loved this. 🥲

Hiroshi Masumura

trying to figure out if the good pizza place will deliver to me

Someone please Photoshop this so the catcher is upside down

monetize bluesky by letting users pay to put a picture of a lady on the sidebar and when you flip your phone upside down her clothes fall off

RIP Bozo

one of the neat things about living in a society with drastic income and wealth disparity is that dumb little soundbites like this are never true, have never been true, cannot ever be true you sagged down into the class you previously were able to ignore and now you, too, must destroy capitalism

This guy is a complete dipshit!

the children are calling me "unc" because I'm lactose intolerant

writing a silk shirt r&b song for the tall lady at the trader joes

happy international women's day

when do we get death threat clearance for these fuckin freaks. can we flip that on. they do this stuff but we're in trouble for saying Method Man torture skit to them?? i can't say where their insides oughta be (eg loose on the floor)? let's get this trending! limited death threat tolerance NOW!! ✅

trying to think of films that predicted important aspects of the internet and so far all I have are Videodrome and Pink Flamingos

All the big liberal media/academic accounts have this in common: they all know a sufficient amount of history to claim "expertise" among the much more confused general population of libs, and also they write the most godawful political analysis this side of the Mason Dixon.

One thing I'm grateful for in this godforsaken culture is that no one has tried to make an extended universe for Videodrome. Even though the soil is extremely fertile for that kind of thing. And it's relevant. *gritting teeth* Very glad no one has backed up a big money truck in Cronenberg's driveway

Huh, so you're saying conservatives would have reacted differently if it was Obama doing it? That's so interesting

brb just giving this weird little spider guy a lift across the river

I'm usually a fan of Jesse Singal Vapes Piss but I'm tired of everyone proposing these half-measures