Insane post-9/11 American media (all types)

the vision for positive masculinity is feminism.

Post-credit scene: beneath Madison Square Garden, a large, leathery egg rips open and a baby Wemby roars

Everybody's yelling "take the shot!" and the game hasn't even started???

apparently at tonight's big game there's going to be something orange and round and completely empty inside - that's right, a basketball!

What they would like to not have is labor laws

Blue Velvet (1986)

Idris Elba is pitching AI and complaining about woke. Has he always been like this? No, but it is his destiny as an aging British man.

baby biscuit

I'm broadly supportive of this argument but "the voters who will not be able to read a bill?" oh you mean "voters"

fixing the discourse by only talking and listening to people who have had real jobs before

holy hell dude, shut the fuck up

lmao

The Wolfenstein team should make a near identical game but about the Confederacy

I've known enough animal rescue ladies that they've become an archetype in my mind. Animal Rescue Ladies all love animals, all are wildly devoted to their work, and all have toe-curling opinions about the world.

Zack de la Rocha getting choking mad at a JOI video

I haven't seen Andor so I can't say if it's good or bad but I have noticed that people bring it up a lot while making the most dogshit arguments I've ever read

I know it's not the point Ed is making but we are scant years away from a Yglesias "we should put the homeless in abandoned data centers" thinkpiece

nba teams are going to be scrounging around for 7'5" tall guys to neutralize wemby for the next decade when what they should be looking for is 7'5" wide guys

Trainer goes to pokecenter, says, "Professor Oak, I'm so depressed. I've caught them all and now no other trainers can give me a challenge. I don't know what to do." Professor Oak says, "Easy solution. Fantastic trainer is in town named Pokegliacci. Challenge him to a battle." Trainer says, "but Pro

*taking a deep breath and getting real high*

It will be called Rumpus

The capitalists are propagandizing against class consciousness, but what they don't know is that their power is not actually derived from their ownership of capital. Here to discuss: an infant with a make work job and a well-photographed set of teeth.

Expand that child tax credit, homo

We already had a system for this: lazy retellings of famous stories in children's cartoons. Retvrn!

Weltschmerz is the feeling that reality can never satisfy the expectations of the mind, resulting in a deep sadness over the insufficiency of the world. I first learned about this concept on the Joe Versus the Volcano wiki, a fact which serves as an effective antidote to Weltschmerz.

we need to figure out how to solve the birth rate problem or else my children, and their children, won't have anyone to be their slaves

welcome to the new economy, you must rent a minimum of three funko pops from a service called 'funkdat' or the police will shoot you in the head

if being tall makes you good at basketball then how come being short doesn't make you good at golf

bone mot @theskeletonprofessor.bsky.social Joined Feb '24 oh boy, here we go 🙄 1/?

this song plays in full seven times in my extremely low budget ripoff of Drive

benjamin buttons should be the norm this "babies first" approach is an abject failure

Djokovic is still an incredible defender. I would have definitely lost this match by now.

they should make a dragonball tennis game

I love to start in on a recipe for dinner and then see that it calls for me to chill a mixture for 6 to 24 hours

we love watching taylor fritz get flushed out of the first round, don't we folks

Bluesky has the juice

what we need is a social media site that works by creating dynamic forums, little closed topic loops where all the people who want to discuss "bloopo is dying because it isn't committed to free expression like flumpr" can chat about it without annoying the rest of us

this is absolute noncesense

fact check! it takes way too much energy to actually reach the sun so he's just going to be in orbit until his supplies run out (L wins with an unprecedented 538 electoral votes)

All the apps want my data but for some reason there's no way for me to tell HBO that I will not watch Rooster nor learn what it is.

Perfect bird form.

nw heavy metal (1981) and wow you absolutely could not make this film today (john candy has been dead for 32 years)

bzzt wrongo

they should turn Putney Swope into a series

The Alien is a really good nickname for Wemby but I think we should also consider calling him •REC League

Videodrome is a loose remake of the 1932 film Radiodrome

few things as satisfying as getting a new laptop and immediately remapping the copilot key

watching Cat People (1982) and I have to say, these people do not seem to like cats very much