woke stifler
@yelix.bsky.social
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i write about video games for the website “Mashable dot com” and hold several NBA records
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if you saw my post on the discover feed, no you fucking didn’t
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I am confident that Zack Snyder has completely different ideas about what makes Escape From New York cool than me
add a skeleton here at some point
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has Yoshi and the Mysterious Book been out long enough that we can openly talk about the level where you make blobs fuck each other yet
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feel like i’ve played half a dozen games in the last year that had fakeout credits hours before the actual ending and idk why everyone is doing this now but i could live without it personally
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gaming
about 1 hour ago
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thank god Myles Garrett is out of Cleveland and also the AFC
about 2 hours ago
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Cåråbine à Citron 🍄
about 8 hours ago
Don’t leave them alone in Gaza. Hammam is a volunteer nurse caring for the wounded daily. his family is homeless, hungry & has lost everything.His brother is ill with epilepsy & needs urgent treatment Any donation can help get food & medical care. Don’t ignore them. 🙏❤️
chuffed.org/project/1580...
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grand theft auto is interesting because it has this big prestigious reputation but i would argue it’s been like 15 years since a GTA game was meaningfully influential towards other open world games
about 4 hours ago
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Stella Sacco
about 4 hours ago
Hello. Job leads have been few and far between this year so far, and job hunting outside my discipline to make ends meet has been fruitless and demoralizing. I have not gotten a paycheck since October. I could use help making rent this month. “Thank you” - Stella PayPal: @StellaSacco Cashapp:
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gamers of the night roll call
about 18 hours ago
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it’s always a good Sunday when you get to play a little Syndicate (2012)
about 20 hours ago
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nw first time
about 23 hours ago
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Cåråbine à Citron 🍄
1 day ago
The situation in Gaza is catastrophic: they need urgent help. Hammam is a volunteer nurse who treats the injured without pay. His family lost everything and are homeless. His brother is epileptic & requires medical treatment. Every donation can help provide food and care
chuffed.org/project/1580...
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what’s the protocol for being a person who enjoys weed but also has kids? do you just never do it anymore or is it a special occasion thing or are you ever comfortable being high around them or what
about 23 hours ago
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getting out of bed at like 11:30 and eating lunch for breakfast is a highly advanced weekend maneuver
1 day ago
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the music that plays when you fight nerds in Bully is one of the greatest tracks in video game history
youtu.be/13OjzzJj27U?...
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Bully - Soundtrack Vendetta Nerds
YouTube video by CanisCanemEditBully
https://youtu.be/13OjzzJj27U?si=b7Ow5qhKEByzuQD5
1 day ago
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gamers of the night roll call
1 day ago
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chet holmgren 2 shot attempts in a game 7. get ready to learn utah jazz buddy
1 day ago
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given the spurs youth and inexperience that’s one of the most impressive wins i’ve ever seen
1 day ago
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the spurs transition defense on that last possession was unbelievable
1 day ago
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if OKC can’t win these Luke Kornet minutes they don’t deserve to win
1 day ago
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everything about NBA history indicated the spurs would lose this game. i didn’t think they were battle-tested enough to be this poised on the road against the champs. astoundingly impressive
1 day ago
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this is a pretty stinky performance from chet
1 day ago
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i’ve always thought that Stranger of Paradise is like a 7/10 at best, thinking about replaying it to reevaluate that
1 day ago
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one of my favorite things to monitor when playing a new video game is “time to electric guitar.” ideally it’s a low number but there are some games that wait until the final boss fight or something and that kicks ass too
2 days ago
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i wonder how many ideas they rejected before landing on “the Minions summon a toddler version of Cthulhu and ask him to introduce them to monsters so they can make a movie in 20s Hollywood”
2 days ago
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what exactly does Harrison Barnes do for the Spurs?
2 days ago
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i want all of you to imagine the visual of someone kicking Grogu through the uprights from like 60 yards away
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
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how far do you think you could throw Grogu?
2 days ago
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chet holmgren is really annoying to look at
2 days ago
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i haven’t seen one of those viral long NYC lines since before Covid, i think people who complain about them are just hanging out in stupid neighborhoods
2 days ago
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gaming
2 days ago
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i wonder why it is that Leon Rose doesn’t get more love in executive of the year type discussions. the Knicks roster construction is incredible and they had to make some relatively tough decisions and win a bunch of trades to make it so
2 days ago
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i have to speak my truth: Die Another Day is a great Bond theme song
2 days ago
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i used to know this guy who was genuinely unpleasant in a lot of ways. like crazy right wing and shit. and i still think the worst opinion he ever had was that wings shouldn’t have sauce on them if the chicken is sufficiently high quality
2 days ago
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Insatiable Antifa Slut
3 days ago
"10 days without a single donation.. My family is homeless, my kids are starving, and my sick father urgently needs medicine we can't afford. We are desperate. Please save us; the situation is catastrophic. God bless whoever helps." 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇💸
chuffed.org/project/161883
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there’s some discussion online about The Witcher 3 having bad combat and i’ve gotta be honest. i’ve played through that game like three times and have never once factored the combat into my opinion of it. just not what i’m there for
2 days ago
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i can’t tell if i’m the weird one (like on a societal level) for simply never thinking about the sexual attractiveness of video game characters or if that’s just relative to the circles i hang around in
2 days ago
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Cåråbine à Citron 🍄
2 days ago
Don’t leave them alone in Gaza. Hammam is a volunteer nurse caring for the wounded daily. his family is homeless, hungry & has lost everything.His brother is ill with epilepsy & needs urgent treatment Any donation can help get food & medical care. Don’t ignore them. 🙏❤️
chuffed.org/project/1580...
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with all due respect to Jeremy Lin, i’m glad this current Knicks team exist because it was pretty sad when their greatest achievement in the 21st century was a two week stretch in the middle of an otherwise completely unremarkable season
2 days ago
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gamers of the night roll call
3 days ago
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i have a real distaste for self-importance, so it’s unfortunate that i’ve found myself in some spaces where it exists in great abundance
3 days ago
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they’re playing goldfinger superman at the bar and i’m about to christ air in this mf
3 days ago
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this feels like a stupid thing to say about a team that’s made the playoffs three times in my lifetime but i can’t believe how bleak and uninspiring this royals season has been
3 days ago
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i bet the kids wouldn’t like Reno 911. they wouldn’t get it
3 days ago
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freshly moisturized and ready for beers
3 days ago
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there are lots of people in the world that i feel some level of contempt for but parent “content creator” types who humiliate their own children for views are near the top of the list
3 days ago
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Cåråbine à Citron 🍄
3 days ago
Please don't scroll 🙏 Hammam is a volunteer nurse caring for the wounded daily in Gaza. His family is homeless, hungry, & lost everything his brother is ill with epilepsy & needs urgent treatment to prevent severe seizures. Any donation can help get food & medical care.
chuffed.org/project/1580...
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would anyone mind if a soulful white boy went to the bar and knocked back some cold ones this evening?
3 days ago
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I bet Emily Blunt would think I’m cool
3 days ago
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im on da train
3 days ago
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