gamers of the night roll call

it’s amazing how i’ve had a policy of “never voluntarily listen to Trump speak” for 10 years and i’ve never missed anything important

cyberdillo is basically “what if we built an entire doom clone around the concept of the bad mushroom from japanese mario 2”

hey this wildfire smoke thing sucks ass

Denshattack! might be my GOTY so far

I forgot how pretty the HD2D remake of Star Ocean 2 is. Possibly the best-looking one of these

it rocks when a train is 1 minute away for 8 minutes

[peeing at a urinal in the office bathroom that has “in the air tonight” on the radio] i’m just like Miami Vice

Marvel moving to LA is stupid. Spider-Man doesn’t live there. They don’t even have Queens out there

people who hate exp share are not serious to me. “you should have to engage with the game mechanics” doesn’t apply to shit that’s tedious and boring

people who hate newer pokemon games tend to hate them for reasons that make very little sense to me, which makes me wonder if i’m totally unqualified to review them or the most qualified somehow

i’m glad the air quality is only “unhealthy for sensitive groups” today

earlier i found out Love and Deepspace has a period tracker in it and i really want to know if literally any other video game in history has done that

im on da train

Hell yes dude

is “love and deep space” an actual video game at any point or is it one of those ones where you do slot machine rolls to look at jpegs of boys

there’s never been a better time to be a guy who doesn’t really like lettuce

“Lionel Messi is a Zionist, therefore i must support England” is just about the most braindead shit i ever heard

i think the playstation disc thing is bad too but some of the rhetoric around it you see online is a little silly. people treating it like the defining tragedy of our lifetimes and shit

I don’t support “Subway Takes” but I’ve seen multiple people say they like The Rizzler now because of it…interesting conundrum

The scorching sun melted the tent they’ve lived in through 2 years of displacement in Gaza. His family is now homeless, hungry, & sleep in the streets. they urgently need 200€ for a new tent⛺️ The unbearable heat is suffocating. they just want shelter. Plz save his family chuffed.org/project/1844...

it’s gonna rock when weird guys yell at video game websites for not giving Crimson Desert game of the year awards in a few months

gamers of the night roll call

cyberdillo is so cool

Today was the biggest day since 2004 for Cyberdillo searches on Google by at least 5,000%

now rewatching for the first time since release

“smoke thunderstorm” is an interesting kind of weather to have

It’s my professional opinion, as someone who has played 20 minutes of it, that you should play Denshattack! if you like video games at all

Wonderwall sucks ass, eat shit England.

seriously though obviously this is not my sport but what England did in the second half seemed like equal parts stupid and madly disrespectful to Argentina

i mean it’s just objectively really funny, what’s happened in this game

lmfao

I’m something of a soccer expert and I think letting your opponent live near your goal for 30 straight minutes with a 1 goal lead is not a good idea

i cannot ethically recommend that you spend money on the Xbox store, but you should find a way to play this game if you never have

it’s fun to make fun of British food and probably deserved on some level but i can’t pretend like i wouldn’t go the fuck to town on some beans on toast

that was for the Falklands you sons of bitches

I’m fairly confident that Kevin Harlan would do a better job than any English-language World Cup commentator I’ve heard

James Madison is a good name for an early president while Jim Madison is a good name for a Big Ten head football coach with a .450 win percentage

i love people trying to do wokeness olympics stuff with Argentina-England. like guys you’re kinda screwed either way here

yesterday i experienced a particularly excruciating brain incident: getting a call from my psychiatrist while in the middle of a session with my therapist due to accidental double-booking, as i was already in a stressed out, fragile state of mind

i don’t think anyone has ever pitted John Carpenter against Chris Nolan, but i think everyone would agree that Carpenter is better

oh no lmao

i’m catching up on Gerstmann’s NES ranking streams and i love how little reverence he has for the original Final Fantasy

The Rocketeer 2

there is a big numbers post on Twitter positing that Tom Brady is one of the two most handsome male athletes of the last 20 years and even as a straight guy i just can’t see it

more like Turd Spaces. such as the bathroom. thank you

air conditioning is soooo sick

oh yeah i forgot about Bladestorm. i think most people have to be fair

they need to make Dynasty Warriors but for white people wars. give me Napoleon Warriors