dudes rock

hello 2025, it’s 2020. i’m revealing my son Nestor to the world. he’s from Cuba and we’re not related but he’s not my boyfriend either. 2020 is a lot of platonic fun raising and living with my adult son. do you have a son Nestor in 2025

why isn’t this the party line across the board

there’s a sign out front now that the property is under video surveillance lol. the suburbs drive people insane

social media is lousy with kleins, democrat superfans who want to tell you how to be incremental and circumspect, to dream small, to dodge and feint. oh you have principles? must be nice. we here in the real world understand how to be the lesser evil. useless stuff. small

I needed this

The Saturnine Dreadnought was an absolute bear to assemble, but a blast to paint. Really enjoyed smashing out most of this with Speedpaints! Just a handful of acrylic colours finish the job. Painted with @thearmypainter.bsky.social Fanatic range and the classic Quickshade Dip.

when i drop my nuggets into medbed and it turn into chickens!

i’m thinking about going five blades

It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.

Maybe if I’m a sniveling coward when it matters most people will trust me to lead

it was viral enough. here's my copy that I downloaded September 14 2009 at 7 PM.

watching people brain damage themselves into future family annihilators for their rich white overlords doesn’t bother me because—ah hold up, going through a tunnel

getting on the block lists of the politics nerds defending Jeffries—the type of people who peaked as treasurer for their local college democrats— is maybe one of the healthiest decisions you can make on social media

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

LOUIS CK: You’re flying! It’s amazing! Everybody on every plane should just constantly be going: “Oh my God! Wow! We’re doing 9/11!” You’re flying! You’re killing Pete Davidson’s dad, in the sky!

this guy just said his toy had “all the mouthfeels” and i immediately took it away and hurled it onto the forest

it’s so funny trump can repost deepfakes of himself claiming bacta tanks are coming because he thinks he must have said that at some point and he’s still going to be in office a week from now

I know a lot of people won’t click through to read about “med beds” so here’s the crucial quote to explain how fucking crazy this is. Trump just posted an AI video of himself promising every American access to this.

smell that fear

we are raising our dogs to be soft in this country

fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases

i was in the gym walking out and saw two zoomers who looked the same and had the same broccoli haircut and was like “i gotta post about this” and walked outside and saw another one with the exact same look and was like hell no. but then i saw this fat squirrel eating an apple he got from the trash

These guys look like Warhammer characters if they were designed by Rob Liefeld lol

I just got an actblue text from fucking Alec Baldwin. Fuck you!!!!

what’s a good joke that really kills for a crowd of rich parasites who should have been on the receiving end of every bomb we’ve dropped for the past quarter century. something about tinder maybe

it’s been so nice how well he’s integrated with the older dogs. they make each other dumber

“one million college-educated rewordings of ‘I would love to be dead right now” on the computer’ was such a good slam on all of us. rip

#WIP of the first of my Veteran Disintegrator Squad for my #HorusHeresy #RavenGuard! #WarhammerCommunity

Kaleb Horton was an incredible writer with each new piece appointment reading, but I personally was so inspired by his photography. I had an album of his photos saved on my phone that I’d use as inspiration when writing myself. I needed him to put out that book.

tylenol gave me pica

Gutted at the news that Kaleb Horton is gone. Kaleb was a brilliant writer, of course, but he was also a gifted photographer. Years ago I encouraged him to sell his pieces. His work was so good, I told him, and people should see it. Here are some of his beautiful shots.

mate you can’t be weighing 30 lbs already. that’s 2.1 stone

this is one of the most chilling scenes in jurassic park, wherein, rather than showing us the brutality on screen, the movie uses sound effects to imply the gruesome violence as the cow beats the shit out of a bunch of velociraptors

not true

40k painting tutorial: this green is called methuselah’s humours by fopworks. the bug they used to make this pigment went extinct in 2003 and every employee with the company mysteriously went missing shortly after. if you can’t find any, waaagh flesh is a close match me: i need that green

BREAKING: finally

This is absolute gold. I love it here.

thinking about a professor I had, maybe the kindest and most easygoing person I’ve ever met, coming back from a faculty lunch with john roberts and sighing “christ what an asshole”

Practical solutions for kidnapping abuelas and ice cream men and people who show up to court as ordered

More of this, please.

i hope nothing bad happens at that scheduled meeting of all our top military officials in one place next week

so funny that the Elon / Pedo Island nugget drops like 5 days after the Kamala book snippet about how she wished they'd have invited Elon to the White House

supercut of every time a standup comedian says “this guy knows what i’m talking about” at the riyadh comedy festival and the alleged guy who knows what they’re talking about

These guys are going “What else.. what else” with the most horrific shit throughout American history

i ducked out to go to the hobby shop to go restock some paints and 30k guys and immediately ran into this

🚨NEW: For the first time in history, the single largest group of people arrested in the interior and sent to ICE detention is people with NO criminal record. As of yesterday's data release, 40%(!) of those arrested in the interior and detained by ICE had no prior conviction or pending charges.