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cinematographer for Doogal (2006)
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Bull
about 8 hours ago
For my
#Battletech
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i know this is a john mulaney bit but mutually canceling plans with friends does really feel good. now i get to spend time with my other friends, podcasts
about 5 hours ago
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rise and shine!!!
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8 months ago
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Jamie McKelvie
about 8 hours ago
Get this funded!! Look at all this absurd talent
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iâm walking past a church and there was a little dried up worm on the sidewalk out front. imagine your whole life is being a worm that eats dirt and then dying in front of a house of god. not your god though. you donât get one
about 9 hours ago
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folks outside maine donât knowâŠwe do things a little differently here *elects nothing but fucking losers as long as youâve been alive*
about 11 hours ago
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get the hell on outta here
about 12 hours ago
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Grogu Official Fan Page
about 12 hours ago
It is our honor-bound moral obligation to put whoever posts this kind of thing down like a dog. We cannot allow this and must stamp it out now
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Coach Finstock
about 15 hours ago
Not sure everyone is prepared for just how much Platner's Nazi tattoo is gonna give the right ammo for the 6 years he's in office. Don't say you weren't warned when your favorite big papers (in addition to every elected R) spend every day telling Dems to shut up about Nazis because of it.
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do you see the shit that being a platner fan makes you say. dogs of yakub
about 14 hours ago
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i had to give a speech tonight that went over surprisingly well and instead of getting nerves about public speaking I thought of that orson welles quote about shy people and woody allen and just powered through it
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Paul F. Tompkins
1 day ago
Finding it hard to give a shit about the lives of strangers? try this
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in the shower looking at the bottle of lavender chamomile extra gentle puppy shampoo next to my bottle of people shampoo
1 day ago
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itâs true. graham platner is a worse shot than the guy in pa
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1 day ago
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people get to make fun of you and your shitty backwards state for voting for a guy with a totenkopf and low sperm count. thatâs how it works
1 day ago
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iâm the democrats and iâve been reading all your posts on here about what to doâŠthese are some really good ideas! iâm going to pick some of my favorites and act on them
2 days ago
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nasty little country
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if you work at one of those outlets that doesnât need to write anything good to stay in business, you can publish something like âitâs good to eat goose turds off the sidewalkâ and half of bluesky will spend an entire day reposting it to say no no no thatâs not true
2 days ago
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why would you call it smartless. that almost sounds like youâre calling yourself stupid
2 days ago
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thereâs a sci fi game/expanded universe called Warhammer 40,000 where people called âblanksâ have no soul and everyone else reacts to them with an instinctive disgust before they even know what they are. Itâs probably the same feeling seeing people on here talk about their Claude prompts
3 days ago
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it canât possibly cost that much to run for city council
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3 days ago
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lauren
4 days ago
this is basically vulgar Making Up Guys to Get Mad At but it's a little brain melting for the continual cover-up of the epstein files to be one of the largest news stories of the year at the same time as the shitty michael jackson hagiography breaks box office records
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oil and video games should be more expensive until the economy goes back to horses and real sword fights
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tinybaby
4 days ago
lmao these are two separate ads
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pleaseâŠyou gotta help meâŠyou gotta put me in this ballroom with big giant window panes on all sides or iâm getting my ticket punched
4 days ago
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white people canât be buddhist. theyâre faking it
4 days ago
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Bill Corbett
4 days ago
Democrats could win 2026 elections TODAY by saying âif they build it, in the first week of our majority we will blow it up.â Special nationwide lottery to win the chance to press the âblow that shit upâ button will pay for cleanup.
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just saw an earthworm so big i almost threw up
4 days ago
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what if trump finally got got and all you heard for the rest of your life was ohhh they should have built him that ballroom, itâs because they didnât let him have his ballroom, he would have thrown the most magnificent galas, etc
5 days ago
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your honor I need a ballroom or Iâll die
5 days ago
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every time I see a clip of the TMZ tv show where theyâre all huddled around laughing and having a good time about doing the work they do, I imagine an elderly person accidentally driving their car straight through it and my brain hits me with a dopamine blast so powerful I can see god waving hello
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âBallroom.â âBallroom.â âHave you ever been in an institution? Ballroom.â âBallroom.â âDo they keep you in a ballroom? Ballroom.â âBallroom.â âWhen you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Ballroom.â âBallroom.â
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Better Things Are Possible
5 days ago
Even in terms of pure rhetoric I think the story of the year is that ordinary people--many of whom weren't previously very politically engaged--are furious, while professional politicians very much aren't. Just listen to basically anyone who lives in Minneapolis for 5 minutes
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sometimes when iâm running i subconsciously regulate my breathing by mouthing a song chorus like a military cadence and this one unfortunately has taken up residence
loading . . .
Pay Me
YouTube video by Juvenile - Topic
https://youtu.be/rJZMYvbky50
5 days ago
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thicc husband and father
5 days ago
centrists have no program, nothing to fall back on. they pinned all their hopes and dreams to America and its institutions and now that the center has fully collapsed, all faith is gone, and the American empire is on its deathbed, all thatâs left is to lash out (albeit very poorly)
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why donât they just have the president do active shooter drills. so easy even a five year old could do it
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5 days ago
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Bill Corbett
6 days ago
grotesque. they murdered and terrorized your citizens just months ago, these were international stories. and theyâre still at it! but sure, go hobnob with the nazis. youâre very cool.
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i was getting the dogs some new toys at the store yesterday and the aisle across had a bunch of diapers called âsplashersâ that are apparently for swimming but for a moment I thought pampers was just daring people to have at it. just put them on and let loose
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Brian Rosenworcel
5 days ago
Steve Kerr spot on as usual
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if you match with women on dating apps and then immediately log on to bluesky to share their name and photos and what they presumably thought were personal conversations with thousands of strangersâŠif you do that and they ghost you? thatâs on them
5 days ago
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JF
6 days ago
well i was self isolating at home with my (innoculated) pod. while she was at the massive public nazi event with a bunch of anti-vaxxers. so its kind of confusing that im the one who needs reminding that vulnerable people exist. actually it almost seems like im normal and she's psycho??
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everything else aside I got tickets to the cbb tour and am pretty excited about it. also i donât want to make a separate post for this but since I have space: imagine what kind of crowds they got for the opening night showing of the michael jackson movie. probably had to burn the seats after
6 days ago
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jia tolentino climbs out of her parents pile of stolen passports to do some âironicâ op-ed about theft and now this, let me paint in peace
6 days ago
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đ blocked me after her pill-popping employee publicly called for me and others to be murdered, continued to employ said pill-popper
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6 days ago
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i have found the missing orks. thank you to everyone who sent messages of support, explicit photos, and death threats
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about 2 months ago
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I have a sprue of 10 ork boyz that only has the nob on it and have no idea where the other nine are
about 2 months ago
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this is like pointing to a random egg account on twitter and saying theyâre representative of any trend on there. except you donât have to single out anyone because itâs already the worldâs biggest csam and revenge porn app
about 2 months ago
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hm whatâs a good way to get a permanent guarantee donald trump wonât attack iran again
about 2 months ago
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Raccoons Hourly
about 2 months ago
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itâs so annoying bluesky completely slept on a congressmanâs kid openly posting about vandalizing flower gardens to make himself the worldâs shittiest bouquets. just constantly whiffing on the biggest freaks on here to argue about the same five or six topics instead
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