y'all can't get me into warhammer unironically in the year of our lord 2025

has anyone tried NOT offering this baby to the weirdo in the woods? I think it's cute. I want it to be safe

Butlerian 👏 jihad 👏 now 👏

Me: (playing silksong) Hailey: do you also keep hearing the Shadowbringers hook when you sit on a bench?

New government plan: we do the thing from the dark knight returns where cillian murphy's scarecrow is in charge of the courts

I still have a fever. maybe I shouldn't be posting

kingdom hearts covers all these bases

"only 5 games are art" i am going back to bed

think I might take tomorrow off work 💀

"stas do not type out a paragraph explaining silent hill f's story after seeing a youtube comment that made you mad" IT'S TOO LATE

Give folks their flowers No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier "They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Today is my last day at Blizzard! Working with the World of Warcraft team has been such a fun, positive experience. I can't wait for players to see what we made together. Now I'm looking for my next role in games, full time or contract, indie or AAA. You can check out my portfolio on my website! 🖤

I got a quart of matzoh ball soup from Parkway in Silver Spring, the good stuff www.theparkwaydeli.com/Menus/Restau...

Today is a good day to support my friends and former co-workers, whether they're at @yellowbrickgames.bsky.social, @summerfallstudios.com, @northmiststudios.bsky.social, or elsewhere. So many brilliant people making things that bring a little more love into the world.

Fever just hit 101.2f ama

A friend mentioned I should post my Venmo too in case that’s easier for folks. Any help is super appreciated 💙 venmo.com/u/BBoolean

Buying a company by taking out a massive loan, then making the company you bought responsible for paying off that loan, is so patently evil that it should be beyond illegal. The kind of thing that inspires enlightened societies without corporal punishment to bring back the death penalty as a one-off

Electronic Arts

Hate the EA news, also don't want to compound the despair with speculation. be kind to yourselves today, friends

I don’t think a hot fox guy could be bad

Still early in the game so no spoilers, but I suspect this reading is unsupported by the text. nevertheless,

I support any teen girl willing to risk it all for a smokin fox man (yes this is about silent hill f)

weirdo political pundits cannot understand that this is the only way a lot of us want to use the social web

(Silksong) So like.....the wisp thicket bugs: a. thematic foil to pharloom ("lets blow ourselves up and die forever") b. they all had the same grimm troupe nightmare c. both d. neither e. this is a kink thing

one of the big follies of cooking is: in order to have food to eat later, you have to cook it while you’re not hungry yet

Best area. best lil guys

I found a sewer baby in silksong??? game directed me to an untrustworthy NPC for offloading. absolutely not tbh. I am a responsible caretaker

FUCK YES

Moorwing master strat

Your grandma that hoarded newspaper clippings and your great grandfather who had an entire model train set of a small town in upstate New York were autistic, they just didn’t test for that you donkeys

autismmaxxing (reupping tylenol for my migraine)

Just one week left on my contract with Blizzard! I'll soon be open to freelance and fulltime work in games and games-adjacent media.

sorry but "The Festival of Gaming" sounds like the name of a solstice murder ritual hosted by a local prankster god

Can't wait to do this again en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_D...

hm,.. i see

Deeply grateful to my current manager, who does the opposite of this and works to resolve existing issues 🥲

Final Fantasy XII doesn’t get enough credit for being like ‘what if Chewbacca was built like this’

bless

Missing her* (*bread)

(silksong) every day's a new trial of the fool

i crave death

my hot take is the silksong economy's fine, the friction comes from the fact you're never passively farming resources bc even regular enemies are a commitment of several hits to kill

forging ahead unbothered. brainstorming fic for when I have free time again. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

forgot to eat dinner because I entered a tool farming for boss deathloop in silksong

groceries will arrive no later than an hour past midnight? that's reasonable

(KH3) I see comments like "why does forze del male play for dark riku?", as if this track doesn't perfectly match the energy of a teen edgeboy cracked out on forbidden skittles shouting "YOU LIKE IT?" as he wombos you to dust

forging ahead unbothered. brainstorming fic for when I have free time again. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

KH3 + re:mind cleared. Hailey and I both just kinda going, "so all the events of the series are because he had a crush on eraqus" "yep" "yep" "yeah"

Missing her* (*bread)

My contract with Blizzard sadly ends in just two weeks. Come October, I'll be looking for fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! www.hazelmonforton.com