I think they should get the apartment at the top of the Smith Tower.

I am on a plane and there is someone across the aisle eating multiple slices of pizza directly off the tray table

for Renee Nicole Good, a poet and a mother

a poem that came spilling out today.

Found out one of our cars has $3k worth of stowed-away plum pit and critter nest damage. Cozy ass expensive nonsense.

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

Rosie is on guard dog duty while spouse has a cold

Congress must immediately act to impeach & imprison Donald Trump. And if they fail to do so, the rest of the world should punish the USA just as heavily as was done to Russia for attacking Ukraine. We should not get to kidnap heads of state & "run" sovereign countries like vassals.

Just eating up that boot like dessert

ready to brave all three hours of Avatar: The Hot One tonight

I’ll be in Stockholm at the end of the month and am taking a few days in London for my birthday on the 31st!

“You’d be great in a cannery” is the newest and also the best

Haud Hogmanay!!

One of the best to ever do it

I’ve wanted to get Cats Eye nails ever since I saw them in person last year and holy shit I’m never getting anything else

Near year, new me* *I'm reorganizing the countertops in the kitchen

As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative

FROSTED CHERRY STOLE ONE OF OUR PHONES @poptartsbowl.com

Here’s to 2026

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

Excited to continue watching Plurbius with my mom, who will only refer to the show by that name

Ask and you shall receive

My mother in law was remarking on my crab cracking skill and said without a hint of bad faith "You'd be great in a cannery"

wheres your gift kid? Wheres your gift

The Christmas tree is normal and unassuming save the one gigantic box in the back I got for my husband. I've never been so excited to give a gift, this is like a new car with a giant red bow on it but for music nerds.

Rosie says merry please can I have a sausage

My best educated guess on what Bael looks like under his helmet. Lore cited for each notable detail. **again, this is a GUESS. Will we ever find out what he actually looks like? I doubt it. So in the meantime here's my incredibly unofficial render.

About once a year I get to visit my favorite painting, the flip of the Miss Graham Trucking, and every time it brings warm memories of standing at this vantage point watching countless flips at the same turn on the Columbia. Nostalgia is powerfully connected to how cool something looks midair.

When they ask me what radicalized me

Heading home for the holidays

My toxic trait is I think the Odyssey looks fun

Excited to let you all know that @alisontheperson.bsky.social and I sat down to talk about Destiny again! We discussed Renegades Lore, where we're going next & about some persistent mysteries in Destiny! It's an hour long and it'll be live in a few hours!

lmao

This is explained in a long, unmissable scene *halfway through the movie*, not the ending, and then further discussed about a hundred fucking times before said ending. I despise this era of internet

Ten years ago I donated almost my entire wardrobe and went down to a capsule closet for a year and… I kind of want to do that again

in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄

Timothee Chalamet it is now your destiny to become this generation's Will Smith and make an in-theme track to release alongside Dune Part 3

PSA: Please do not send me or my colleagues your story ideas for the game we're actively working on. Especially do not send us your long, detailed manifesto about what changes we should make and your ideas for improving the story. We can't read it. We won't read it. Don't do it!

Got peer pressured by my graphic designer spouse to redo my website because "it looks like a writer made this" Got rid of all the words and unfortunately it does look a lot better

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

He's making a list. He's making a list. He's making a list. He's making a list. He's making a list.

Dam break at the Green River levee. komonews.com/news/local/f... Tukwila, Kent, Renton (Includes the IKEA.)

god damn you louis yero you completely messed up my Spotify wrapped

We have real ornaments on the tree I swear

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit