If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Never become the kind of person who no one cares about enough to make sure you don't embarrass yourself this way. My phone would have been blowing up before I hit the podium.

There's some irony in Noem being taken out back just like she did to her dog

Gonna humbly request that the XIV RP community grow the fuck up and touch some grass.

Spiritual warfare as a buzzword from the government is fucking crazy

A Lacie babby

I ended up in the games industry because I was a Dishonored fan girl on twitter

Every time I see that stupid photo of Noem at a rodeo I resent the horse that didn't buck her off

Apocalyptic Earthquake Headed for Seattle Stuck In Everett Traffic: tinyurl.com/nbt6kbkk

no i cannot be trusted to start another episode of the empress this close to bedtime

One woman who called the State Department helpline looking for help said they told her to "stop ranting and raving" and hung up on her. Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...

Uh hey what the fuck is wrong with these people

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

ko-fi.com/bluezubat/go... I do not expect that we will cover this entirely with donations, but I also won't lie and say we don't need help. Regardless, we're going to try and get her treated so she can continue being happy, snuggly, and the biggest Bedtime lover in the world. 🫂🐈‍⬛ Thank you & ily

Once again just spiritually exhausted by my parents

Yall think Umbrella had a pride float?

My filters have been working overtime because I haven't had to hear almost anything about [redacted] and that's pretty great for my mental health

Have you seen Billie today?

Moodboard

Open bsky Perceive fresh horrors Close bsky Go back to Slack

Austin Powers is producer-coded

We are under nonstop surveillance from our government in a way that would make art bell and dale gribble blush.

Begging for my dms to blow up here but Do y'all know anyone who does Squarespace designs I have a new custom logo and most of my copy already done, I just want someone to make it look sick because apparently web design is no longer my passion

Apparently trying a lower dose of my sleep aid was a bad idea.

I swear to god, if I have to hear one more turbo tax podcast ad about how they’ve started temu H&R Block

convinced the timeline diverged when the suits fucked arkane austin over and stole the possibility of a dishonored 3 from humanity

Notice Regarding the Translation and Publication Structure of Seven Seas Entertainment and MEDIA DO: English: mediado.jp/wp-content/t... Japanese: mediado.jp/info/15595/

AO3 being down is really revealing the load bearing presence that site currently occupies in my carefully constructed safe brain zone.

Spotted in Seattle's Fremont neighborhood

The world's gone to shit but hey, my new notebooks arrived

Virgin Atlantic doesn't give a shit we're going straight to Mumbai come hell or high water

Warner: "There was no imminent threat to the United States by the Iranians. There was a threat to Israel. If we equate a threat to Israel as the equivalent of an imminent threat to the US, then we are in uncharted territory."

Okay hear me out We let them annex Washington state

another work week while the world implodes

"Psychology says people who constantly apologize for things that aren't their fault aren't being polite. They grew up in an environment where someone else's bad mood was always their responsibility to fix." share.google/LxDa6ftaoJmN...

Big sleepy

5 am and anxiety levels are obnoxiously high.

AI is even coming for my danmei come the fuck on

Come ON

AAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH

I have been slacking and haven’t taken a danmei bath since October but tonight… we are back in business.

This is a bombshell: "the Pentagon wanted the company to allow for the collection and analysis of unclassified, commercial bulk data on Americans, such as geolocation and web browsing data" This kind of agenda echoes the defunded Total Information Awareness effort, post-9/11

I personally would not say shit to Ilhan Omar when her blood sugar is almost certainly at an ebb

My father is trying to tell me what empathy is from the POV of a selfish capitalist so I might just go back to sleep.

man my mother loves to try to plant seeds that all my friends secretly hate me and talk about me behind my back and it's really fucked up

Since the CIA’s Watergate-era spying on civil rights and anti-war activists inside the United States, intelligence agencies have, with some exceptions, been prohibited from gathering information on the domestic activities of U.S. citizens.

the danger of mass surveillance, btw, especially mediated by machine is not just "they will find all dissenters and punish them" its also "the machine will make up false dissenters, and get innocent people in jail / embroiled in 20 yrs of lawsuits vs the govt" who are otherwise doing nothing

Hey!! If any of my followers are a member of someone's Subscribestar, check your payment info please. Something broke and tons of people's payment info has been wiped and I see creators panicking trying to get your attention.