one of my dumbest, now in black and white

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Bonner Black’s reaction to our Red-Breasted Merganser song was absolutely priceless, lol Our quest to write a song for EVERY bird species continues… lnk.to/extremelyacc...

what a haunting call

what a haunting call

this week’s episode is perhaps the most unhinged yet, friends. take a timeline cleanse and tune in to hear the Disney-on-Ice duet for the red-breasted merganser. our podcast quest to write a song for EVERY bird continues… lnk.to/extremelyacc...

whoa this is crazy if true

been super busy

I think about this sometimes

truly honored that this one from my book seems to have struck a chord with the constipated

a helpful guide to the many twitters, including this one

live… like a GOOSE.

the right’s emphasis on exercising by spending time doing weights in sterile gym settings for body aesthetics rather than exercising by doing cool shit outside is more revealing about the modern “crisis of masculinity” than they’ll ever realize

my cartoon in this week’s @newyorker.com magazine! (for all my fellow elder millennials)

From the latest podcast episode of “Extremely Accurate Bird Songs”… an exclusive Terry Gross interview with a European Starling. (me and my cohost Billy are on a podcast quest to write a song for EVERY bird species. Would be honor’d if you joined along — only 11,138 to go!! lnk.to/extremelyacc...)

what a big, manly conservative should REALLY be afraid of

also featured in this episode, a bonus song featuring lead vocals by joe biden, Beyoncé, and an actual European starling i don’t know how to sell you on this podcast any better than that

episode 7 of the extremely accurate bird songs podcast is HERE! (our quest to write a song for *every* bird species continues with the european starling… and special guest @rosemarymosco.com !) lnk.to/extremelyacc...

my friends, I am so excited to finally spill the beans on what I’ve been working on: Extremely Accurate Birds, a Field Guide! Coming April 2026!! And: the preorder is already up and running! Can’t wait for you to see all 200 pages of bird accuracy… www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/tommy...

i have been told this comic makes no sense to a lot of people but for some reason it makes perfect sense to me

i made a comic so dumb that it actually takes a couple seconds to process

love like you’ve never been hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, etc

i love my adventurous partner

citing sources: a modern guide!

just wanted to salute whoever wrote this review of the Extremely Accurate Birds podcast, lol (and: if you like the pod, would be honored if you left us a review on Apple Podcasts/etc!) lnk.to/extremelyacc...

personally i think we should let the MAGA podcast guys be the first to work in the factories

I should also mention that the latest episode has FOUR new songs in it. We’re really trying to take Bird Rock™️ to the next level.

The great @rosemarymosco.com with the perfect response to mansplaining… picking up a SNAKE. (and a song about it in her honor, from the latest episode of Extremely Accurate Bird Songs, a quest to write a song for EVERY bird species) lnk.to/extremelyacc...

are you tired of being brainwashed by the mainstream media?

Are robins *really* the first sign of spring? the brilliant @rosemarymosco.com (“the birding dictionary”) helps us get to the bottom of it… our podcast quest to write a song for every bird continues!! 6 down, 11,138 to go… lnk.to/extremelyacc...

Felt appropriate to post this week…would be honored if you checked out my new bird/comedy podcast where me and a friend are on a quest to write a song for EVERY bird species! lnk.to/extremelyacc...

the early bird

ok I NEED to talk about @rosemarymosco.com ‘s latest book, “The Birding Dictionary” — hilarious and educational in equal measure. genuinely the best gift you could get for the birder in your life! workman.com/titles/rosem...

In this podcast episode I told a story about a man mansplaining a snake ID to me, and @tommysiegel.bsky.social and Billy Libby turned it into a metal song about mansplaining. This is it, I have peaked

truly the honor of a lifetime to have the great @rosemarymosco.com on the Extremely Accurate Bird Songs podcast as a guest judge!! are robins really a “sign of spring”? We get to the bottom of it… plus, a hair metal song about her habit of picking up snakes… lnk.to/extremelyacc...

My friends… Episode 6 is here… it’s time to honor the iconic American Robin in SONG!! (“Extremely Accurate Bird Songs”, the world’s first Bird Rock™️ podcast: lnk.to/extremelyacc...)

it’s kinda terrifying to notice how many people use astrology for this purpose lol

candy hearts, royal family edition

Since they sold out so fast the first time, I’m re-launching Tread On Me Daddy shirts/flags/stickers on my website. 100% of profits go to charity! Thanks to you, I was able to donate over $6k to Trans Lifeline and the Black LA Relief and Recovery Fund this year ❤️ Limited run: www.tommysiegel.net

new gadsden flag just dropped

this from Trump’s latest Truth Social post got me howling, he really is guilty lmao

i regret to announce that i have been stuck at stage six for a decade

over the years, many have said to me “Tommy, you would never dare to write a song for EVERY bird species and start a nature/comedy podcast to document the process”, and to those doubters I say: five birds down, only 11,140 birds to go. lnk.to/extremelyacc...

a comprehensive guide to coffee preparation, i hope this helps

Amanda asked @tommysiegel.bsky.social the hard-hitting questions on this week's episode! 😂😂😂 We has such a blast with the Extremely Accurate Bird Songs Podcast guys this week, check out the full episode here, or wherever you get your podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...

Tommy Siegel (@tommysiegel.bsky.social) and Billy Libby are so funny and talented. This episode makes me laugh just thinking about it now. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

absolutely shocked by today’s turn of events with the epstein files

it is now time to catch up on the world’s first Bird Rock™️ podcast, and hell yeah in this episode we wrote @evornithology.bsky.social a reality show theme song. picturing him sauntering in full flannel with a friggin huge-ass bird in his hand lnk.to/extremelyacc...

🔊 No big deal, but I have my own theme song now, courtesy of @tommysiegel.bsky.social and Billy Libby. I expect everyone to play this whenever I enter a room from now on. Thank you.

i want to send you a bird i drew