We are now LIVE with AaronReynolds from @effinbirds.com ! Youtube and Twitch as well as our website - EpicRealmsMedia.com

Having a LinkedIn feed containing @effinbirds.com is one way to be able to look at LinkedIn and not want to scream and/or puke. A wonderful antidote to the saccharine fakey and AI posting shithousery.

Reminder that today a 6pm central we are LIVE for the recording of the next episode of Epic Realms! We will be joined by Bestselling Author Aaron Reynolds from Effin' Birds - @effinbirds.com www.EpicRealmsMedia.com

can someone stop making this merchandise so fucking relevant please eatf.art/usa

When will the government recognize this holiday?

Just leaving your mom’s house.

📢 @effinbirds.com coming to New Orleans next Saturday! 📢

can someone stop making this merchandise so fucking relevant please eatf.art/usa

I am Canadian, how dare you

Considering the news this weekend, this worked out perfectly. From the @effinbirds.com daily calendar.

Every wknd in the @effinbirds.com calendar is a MadLib. So if you didn’t get your shit together in time to buy your own but feel like playing along, tell me your answers to these prompts and I’ll reveal the results tomorrow. (I already did mine and it worked out perfectly considering ALL OF THIS!)

Join us LIVE this Monday for the recording of the next episode of Epic Realms! We will be joined by Bestselling Author Aaron Reynolds from @effinbirds.com www.EpicRealmsMedia.com

I think we all agree that this year isn't starting out the way we wanted, eh @effinbirds.com?

My first CYO @effinbirds.com of the year. Asked the spouse for the adjective without context. Feel it's an accurate description of the news this morning.

Calendars are selling out everywhere — don't be one of those angry emailers in late January because you waited too long to grab one. I don't have these in my apartment — every copy is in the hands of a book store or calendar shop. Hit up your local store or check eatf.art for some online options.

Me logging in to social media during the seemingly endless American election cycle. From the @effinbirds.com 2026 calendar.

Still valid at 11:37am.

I'm one of the artists who will be live painting during this event. Come hang out!

Lots of fun to y'all! 🐦🥲 @effinbirds.com

My kid gifted me the 2026 @effinbirds.com desk calendar. Perfect for setting one's daily intention.

I was worried that if I ordered a calendar online it would end up being some weird GenAI pictures. So I ordered an @effinbirds.com one just to be safe.

Courtesy of @effinbirds.com with his day by day calendar for the brand new year:

happy new year you fucken sickos

Adiós, 2025.

end-of-year outfit already decided: my newest favorite @effinbirds.com t-shirt :D

I’ve decided 2026 will be the year I finally say, “You know what? I AM a fancy motherfucker” 🌟 Happy New Year, all 🥂

Booktopia's good, I've ordered from them before

happy nye @effinbirds.com

Added Booktopia in Australia to the Effin’ Birds calendar deals page. Get your 2026 calendar for 40 to 50% off in the US, UK or Australia: eatf.art/deals

It was an @effinbirds.com holiday. Everyone got a couple of shirts.💜

@effinbirds.com - this should help me get back to the office after a bout of seasonal depression.

LAST CALL for 2026 Effin’ Birds calendars! Get 'em before they're gone. Head to your local book / calendar / gift shop, or check eatf.art for some online ordering options.

Booktopia.com.au has the 2026 wall calendar at half price right now

They have Calendar Club. The only good store! I watched someone else buy the last Effin Birds 2026 planner and silently cursed them.