Me logging in to social media during the seemingly endless American election cycle. From the @effinbirds.com 2026 calendar.

Still valid at 11:37am.

I'm one of the artists who will be live painting during this event. Come hang out!

Lots of fun to y'all! 🐦🥲 @effinbirds.com

My kid gifted me the 2026 @effinbirds.com desk calendar. Perfect for setting one's daily intention.

I was worried that if I ordered a calendar online it would end up being some weird GenAI pictures. So I ordered an @effinbirds.com one just to be safe.

Courtesy of @effinbirds.com with his day by day calendar for the brand new year:

happy new year you fucken sickos

Adiós, 2025.

end-of-year outfit already decided: my newest favorite @effinbirds.com t-shirt :D

I’ve decided 2026 will be the year I finally say, “You know what? I AM a fancy motherfucker” 🌟 Happy New Year, all 🥂

Booktopia's good, I've ordered from them before

happy nye @effinbirds.com

Added Booktopia in Australia to the Effin’ Birds calendar deals page. Get your 2026 calendar for 40 to 50% off in the US, UK or Australia: eatf.art/deals

It was an @effinbirds.com holiday. Everyone got a couple of shirts.💜

@effinbirds.com - this should help me get back to the office after a bout of seasonal depression.

LAST CALL for 2026 Effin’ Birds calendars! Get 'em before they're gone. Head to your local book / calendar / gift shop, or check eatf.art for some online ordering options.

Booktopia.com.au has the 2026 wall calendar at half price right now

They have Calendar Club. The only good store! I watched someone else buy the last Effin Birds 2026 planner and silently cursed them.

DEALS: 50% off the Effin’ Birds Day to Day Calendar at B&N! 45% off the Effin’ Birds Field Guide at Amazon! 40% off all three Effin’ Birds calendar formats at Calendar Club UK! Links: eatf.art/deals Let me know what other deals you see out there.

Saying bye to 2025 like...

If your town isn't on my appearance schedule, that is not me snubbing your town — that's your local comic con not inviting me to appear. As a ticket-buying local, you have so much more influence than I do over your local show's guest list — tell the show that you'll buy a ticket if I'm a guest.

ON THE ROAD AGAIN! Check effinbirds.com/appearances to see where I'll be in 2026.

You know what, fuck it, posting this again to feel something

One of my friends tried to give me shit that I was making 52 fewer comics this year. Friends, lemme tell you, writing a good madlib is WAY FUCKIN HARDER than writing a regular joke.

DEALS: 50% off the Effin’ Birds Day to Day Calendar at B&N! 45% off the Effin’ Birds Field Guide at Amazon! 40% off all three Effin’ Birds calendar formats at Calendar Club UK! Links: eatf.art/deals Let me know what other deals you see out there.

Want to meet me and get fun Effin' Birds swag? My 2026 schedule is up at effinbirds.com/appearances First four stops: New Orleans LA, Lakeland FL, Vancouver BC, Fairbanks AK

My wife is now a regular seasonal @effinbirds.com shopper. Guess which coaster is mine and which is hers.

@effinbirds.com My college professor sister already plans on making this her primary coffee mug when the semester starts back up.

Merry Shitmas @effinbirds.com ! Can’t wait to hang this art at my desk next week.

Playing this in the car during Christmas driving. Each person only gets one skip to use. Learning a lot about different people's tolerances. Thanks @effinbirds.com!

My son gives the best gifts - I taught him well! @effinbirds.com

So far only the 9 year old has caught on.