hey remember the time I got suspended from Meta platforms for this comic because I was "inciting violence"

Stet for author voice

"I don't think that 'Bitch, do I look like I give a fuck?' has the same deadpan impact as 'bitch do I look like I give a fuck'" real email I just sent to my editor

Reality is crappy sometimes. I persist out of spite. (I own this shirt. It's a great shirt. @effinbirds.com is a favourite, and local! effinbirds.threadless.com/designs/powe...)

At Twin Cities Con last weekend, I picked up the last Page-A-Day calendar that @effinbirds.com had in stock...but more importantly, because I was wearing a Chainsaw Man hat, Aaron Reynolds applied an appropriate sticker to my badge.

About 2 days left to back Witching Season on kickstarter! SO CLOSE to the goal! If you've been waiting til the last minute, now's the time.

Saying “reading books in public is performative” is a very quick and simple way to communicate to me that you are a stupid little pig I do not need to listen to and in that sense I appreciate it

This sale ends Thursday! And you can use the SHOPWIDE20 code on any product in Threadless' shop.

Rushing off to piss away some disposable income...

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i've had this on my fridge since last july (clearly) and it's pretty much been the mood every day since. @effinbirds.com

Thank you, Aaron @effinbirds.com, I will cherish it, even as it reminds me of the shame I should be feeling for being a dipshit.

I have constructive purpose, though, right? right?

Going out to the suburbs and putting "CITY CHICKEN" on every giant SUV I find.

Too real

I brought some stickers to give out at @twincitiescon.bsky.social this weekend

APPEARANCE UPDATES: Added NYC in late 2025 plus the first wave of 2026 shows to effinbirds.com/appearances See you soon. If I'm not a guest at your local comic con, make sure to let them know how much you'd like to see me there!

It’s an ECHO CHAMBER smh

Always important to stay humbled on your birthday. Thanks @effinbirds.com !

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