thinking about getting this variation. i have the matching pin already.

All regular Effin' Birds tees are $13, because the economy is shit. eatf.art/13

It’s been a long day already. @effinbirds.com

Representing @effinbirds.com best auntie gift ever

My @effinbirds.com calendar is usually quite accurate. This is today.

Got a funny look from a woman at the bus stop for wearing my @effinbirds.com shirt. 🤭

All I want for Christmas is Effin Birds. You know who you are. 🙃

Available right now at good bookstores everywhere. Check eatf.art for some online options.

Whenever I see something “powered by AI”

I need this.

Some yes Most definitely no

@effinbirds.com feeling fomo for missing ComicCon, only to have a close friend bring me a personalized Effin Birds calendar!!! Thanks for signing this-- next year is already looking more promising.

So disappointed that the rapture never happened

Blippo+ is the best thing I have ever "played" on a handheld. Silly and wonderful. Glad to see it available on more platforms.

can the AI generate him rolling over in his grave

Seems like perfectly reasonable advice

If you haven’t bought anything from @effinbirds.com, you really need to. Like, today.

I brought exactly two "Try Not To Set Your Dick On Fire" Zippo lighters to Edmonton Expo, so get your butts there early if you want one!

that’s just hurtful, sir

New on Threadless: a comic that I did not expect was going to be as relevant as it is eatf.art/king

I feel like this should be on some kind of loop.

Don’t tell people not to joke about serious shit. It’s a coping mechanism for some of us. It’s how we aren’t constantly screaming.

do you think all those noise seals and sea lions make are like microblogging to them

Am I doing it right?

That's right, in 2026 you can make your own Effin' Birds comics every weekend. eatf.art

Glorious! @effinbirds.com on LinkedIn of all places. And it's perfect. The level of superficial bollucks interspaced with pure unadulterated "f'ck this shit" makes it much more bearable and entertaining. Highly recommended.