J. Chris Mueller
@jchrismueller.bsky.social
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News editor, TTRPG enthusiast, comedy fan. Madison, Wis. He/him
Someday, I'll spell "Caribbean" right on the first try in a headline. Today is not that day.
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22 days ago
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Not satire
23 days ago
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27 days ago
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Me listening to the beginning of today's
@ridiculouscrime.bsky.social
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about 1 month ago
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"Opening a new tab and forgetting why" is my new "walking into a room and forgetting why"
3 months ago
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@ridiculouscrime.bsky.social
- You know what's ridiculous?
apnews.com/article/rent...
Employee accused of stealing 47 vehicles from Avis Budget car rental site at New York airport
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Employee accused of stealing 47 vehicles from Avis Budget car rental site at New York airport
Police in upstate New York say a car rental employee at the Syracuse airport stole 47 vehicles from the business and rented them out at other locations around the region.
https://apnews.com/article/rental-car-thefts-syracuse-new-york-c42e6bd4b04e919739f10fe5dfb4380c?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=share <br>Employee
4 months ago
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Quick question: Did anyone listen to the lyrics of either of these songs?
10 months ago
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I hope it's him
10 months ago
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@ridiculouscrime.bsky.social
You know what's ridiculous?
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Ant smugglers arrested in Kenya as government warns of changing trafficking trends
Two Belgian teenagers have been charged in Kenya with wildlife piracy after they were found with thousands of ants packed in test tubes in what Kenyan authorities said was part of a trend in trafficki...
https://apnews.com/article/garden-ants-kenya-smugglers-belgians-vietnamese-624f12ae80e0d66a87f03966079efbc1
11 months ago
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11 months ago
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Famously Real Person Uncle Sam
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11 months ago
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A company town you say? Seems like a cool and unprecedented idea that has no unfortunate history
12 months ago
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'Puppy Mountain' photo draws onlookers to a Chinese riverside
A vacation photo posted online by Shanghai-based designer Guo Qingshan and captioned “Puppy Mountain” has become a sensation in China.
https://apnews.com/article/puppy-mountain-yangtze-river-china-photo-d5d59c2d787068c279cb99eff526827a?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share
about 1 year ago
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This is certainly one of the ideas of 2025
about 1 year ago
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This is how the Bible got started
about 1 year ago
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This headline is pretty metal
apnews.com/article/anci...
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Lasers help archaeologists study ancient tattoos on Peruvian mummies
Researchers have used lasers to uncover highly intricate designs of ancient tattoos on mummies from Peru.
https://apnews.com/article/ancient-tattoos-lasers-peru-mummies-2b6c0dd724e18af39727553721075449?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share
about 1 year ago
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My friend is in LA so she explained the fires to me in Midwest terms
about 1 year ago
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Jason Joyce
about 1 year ago
This State Journal photo from Jimmy Carter's 1976 campaign visit to Madison shows a little of the city's (missing) irreverent side:
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about 1 year ago
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reposted by
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Elon Green
about 1 year ago
the one and only
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Tom Waits - Silent Night & Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis
YouTube video by metasulfito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EznGGYQ-Tv8
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:
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about 1 year ago
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TIL this is a Real Guy
about 1 year ago
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as someone who works at News I agree
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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The gender pay gap strikes again
about 1 year ago
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Pavel
over 1 year ago
Well this is grim
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WaPo: Good morning! Time for existential dread!
over 1 year ago
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Become ungovernable
almost 2 years ago
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Become ungovernable
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Bear in Florida steals $45 Taco Bell delivery off someone's porch moments after it was dropped off
An Orlando-area family had their food delivery stolen off their front porch by a black bear, and the whole incident was caught on camera.
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/bear-steals-uber-eats-order-off-florida-familys-front-porch-minutes-after-delivery
over 2 years ago
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Happy Midwest Second Summer to those who celebrate
over 2 years ago
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Wasn't Musk's big thing to stop the bot accounts? I've gotten more fake follows in the last six months than I have in the previous 10 years on Twixter.
over 2 years ago
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This is staggeringly confusing
over 2 years ago
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This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible
over 2 years ago
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