Someday, I'll spell "Caribbean" right on the first try in a headline. Today is not that day.

Not satire

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Me listening to the beginning of today's @ridiculouscrime.bsky.social episode

"Opening a new tab and forgetting why" is my new "walking into a room and forgetting why"

@ridiculouscrime.bsky.social - You know what's ridiculous? apnews.com/article/rent...  Employee accused of stealing 47 vehicles from Avis Budget car rental site at New York airport

Quick question: Did anyone listen to the lyrics of either of these songs?

I hope it's him

@ridiculouscrime.bsky.social You know what's ridiculous? apnews.com/article/gard...

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Famously Real Person Uncle Sam

A company town you say? Seems like a cool and unprecedented idea that has no unfortunate history

This is certainly one of the ideas of 2025

This is how the Bible got started

This headline is pretty metal apnews.com/article/anci...

My friend is in LA so she explained the fires to me in Midwest terms

This State Journal photo from Jimmy Carter's 1976 campaign visit to Madison shows a little of the city's (missing) irreverent side:

the one and only www.youtube.com/watch?v=EznG...

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

TIL this is a Real Guy

as someone who works at News I agree

The gender pay gap strikes again

Well this is grim

WaPo: Good morning! Time for existential dread!

Become ungovernable

Become ungovernable

Happy Midwest Second Summer to those who celebrate

Wasn't Musk's big thing to stop the bot accounts? I've gotten more fake follows in the last six months than I have in the previous 10 years on Twixter.

This is staggeringly confusing

This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible