This is Alfie. He is a professional opera singer with some of the best vibrato in the industry. Some have even called him the next Paw-varotti. 13/10 (TT: thelifeofalfiee)

Zendaya, Tom Holland and Jacob Batalon say their work in the "Spider-Man" films is "a package deal" — and Holland has one key goal for his Spider-Man before he leaves the franchise. #SpiderMan #TomHolland #Zendaya #JacobBatalon #BrandNewDay

Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca

Happy birthday to the late Robin Williams, who would’ve turned 75 today 🕊️♥️

On God, I hate it here.

I keep seeing "pencil slop" being said by AI people as rage bait, and I'm like damn even your insults are ungrounded shallow empty ripoffs of something that already existed.

thought this was taylor farms shredded lettuce

1 thing I love about children's journals and letters is that they have no reason to have any broader sense of perspective. From 2nd-3rd century Roman Egypt, the tween Theonas whines about his dad not taking him on a trip to the Big City of Alexandria: paidesblog.wordpress.com/2015/12/13/t...

First trailer for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’. In theaters December 18.

#CumberDay FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO, BENEDICT! 50 anos do nosso patrão, que nunca deixa de nos surpreender e alegrar! (atrasado porque a adm estava viajando ontem ✈️)

Millennial who finished having sex with someone with it/its pronouns: Soooooo I just did a thing

What an oaf.

But I thought go woke go broke?

Critical lesson for all athletes - never bathe a baby or he will defeat you 19 years later

Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit

SPAIN VS. ARGENTINA LET'S GOOOOOOOOO SO I CAN FINALLY BE DONE WITH THIS

Truly, the World Cup brings us together, and/or inflames decades-old territorial disputes

odyssey this, odyssey that. some of you fellas odda see a dang therapist

“The men don’t sing during the Spanish national anthem because they’re super locked in and serious” IT DOESN’T HAVE WORDS, THAT’S WHY

I really hate the “I don’t owe anyone anything” mentality because we actually owe each other and this planet a lot. You don’t have to be selfless all the time or burn yourself out but you should be kind and helpful and compassionate to the best of your ability. We need to care about each other more

Benedict Cumberbatch is 50 today, something that makes me feel really really old. Hope he has an amazing day with his family. 🥰❤️🎂🎁🎉

nolan should do a movie about jesus and cast idris elba. just steal mel gibson’s lunch money

Deleted scene from The Odyssey from after Menelaus gets inside the walls of Troy:

Happy 50th birthday, Benedict!!! 🥳🎂 We hope today marks the beggining of an even happier, healthier, warmer era of your life. May you always be surrounded by the same love and kindness you put out into the world! ♥️

What a game.

I am never going to skip a third place match ever again as long as I live

this has the potential to be the funniest half of football of all time, easily beating the current record held by the first half of this same match

Have we considered that only the goal at that end of the pitch is working?

Appelez l'ambulance! Mais pas pour moi!

Mbappé:

Literally just

I had to check and Kim Carnes is still with us at 80 years old. This song is such a bop: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlZE...

The Odyssey is another great film in the genre of “let’s try to get Matt Damon Home”

The Odyssey (dir. Christopher Nolan)

This is a politician who understands that this is not an indulgence, it's an investment. Every public space where you can have fun and not spend any money is probably more of a crimebuster than 100 cops.

The perfect parody doesn't exis-

The Odyssey…

IT’S RAINING 🌧️ open.spotify.com/track/4F2t29...

The air is better than it was yesterday, but that’s like saying getting shot is better than getting stabbed.

This sucks.

So the country has an outbreak of diarrhea lettuce and the air tastes like the ghosts of fire.

This is Willing. She recently learned that sitting gets her a treat and now follows her human around popping a squat every few feet. Can't blame her for being an overachiever. 12/10 (TT: adoptdurham)

I am not a climate scientist but when I was a kid the number of times we couldn’t go outside because of Canadian wildfire smoke was zero times

" #BenedictCumberbatch gives rousing final speech ahead of #England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 v #Argentina 🇦🇷." #WorldCup Source: www.yahoo.com/news/videos/...

The most successful addition to recent Star Wars media was a charming little green puppet, so, idk maybe Mr. Lucas should just sit this one out.

England doesn't deserve Wonderwall. you no longer have custody of it, start translating it into Spanish