Celeste is still the best 2d platformer of all time

New — I wrote about how corporate media is immediately siding with power in the wake of Trump attacking Venezuela and capturing Maduro, and how journalists need to treat the administration as a hostile entity that’s openly lying to them.

Good branding opportunity for members of the dirtbag left who also love Ellen: Ellen Degenerates

Oh God Oh No: I Have Started Playing Celeste Again

this is where toads tax money in mario kart world goes to

Finished Pluribus last night and while I mostly enjoyed the finale more than the rest of the season, I can’t say any of this has been worth the time. Maybe it builds to something interesting but everything that happened in episode 9 could have happened like 3 episodes in

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Pipistrello really is a lot of fun

We are only hours away!!!

I think it's very disappointing that THPS 1+2 kept the "Ollie the magic bum" challenge in Venice. Media that treats homeless people this way is no bueno imo

i do wish we'd stop referring to actions against immigrants as a "crackdown" because it reads very much like a response to something that's gotten out of control. the troops or whatever being deployed to minneapolis aren't part of a "crackdown on immigration", it's just fascism.

extremely cool shit in here

going insane via PS1 games

Unfortunately this one was slightly too long for direct bluesky embed, but if you're interested in Demonschool's art style, here's a bit about how we came to it:

i love to use Microsoft 365 Copilot (formerly Office) on my computer. i love to use it, and i love to say the name Microsoft 365 Copilot (formerly Office) because it's a great name that really sings

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My god…I’m late to this but what a sick looking game

And lo! A guiding tome did present itself forthrightly to the young hero who would seek adventure upon his Game Boy. And indeed the streamer sought to stream it, and so streamed it shall be. Knight Quest Wednesday, January 7 Mid-day (noon pacific)

Absolutely incredible thread

Is that good Heads up if you’re in Marin I guess

Becoming the cartoon wolf about these

I’m honestly not sure I’ll have the energy to do this one all the way through but let’s try!

Holy smokes the entire manual for Knight Quest on the Game Boy is written like this archive.org/details/Nint...

damn. she was good. that episode was wiiiiild

yep. i can identify any number of structural issues but at the end of the day the basic problem is the republican party. this has been apparent for at least 20 years. it is also an incredibly unpopular observation to make among “serious” people.

Thinking about a Playdate game called Dishwatcher where you are tasked with watching over a dishwasher machine and you adjust the water pressure and rotation of the spray using the buttons and crank

It’s 2026 and I’m finally playing Rez. Turns out - it’s good

Very important to withhold this sort of information - war fans deserve to be surprised at WarCon without being spoiled!

If I know anyone on here who worked on Astrobot, please know that my daughter has a message for you - she loves it

The Castlevania Adventure (Game Boy)

Imagine being the person brave enough to leak this in the hopes that media attention could stop it and then the media just……buries it.

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

ZeroRanger is a full recommend

The best 2D Zelda type game

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

I love to check out nearby trails

Captain Commando - your time truly is now

Very relatable

Please flood Jeffries’ phone lines and let him know this is not…a great response

Sorry for crashing out a bit on the old website here last night about the illegal war, I know it’s a lot to log on and get inundated with Bad News. I just…man alive I wish all this weren’t happening.

I just don’t believe that the FIFA Peace Prize winner could do such a thing

Damn I always forget that Mickey went this hard on the NES

I helped organize campus protests against Iraq, I was interviewed on the news about it. Even at its worst and dumbest, the proponents had a (bullshit, fabricated) argument. This Venezuela thing is just…idk completely out of control? There’s no case being made at all

If I were a foreign country by now I would have two iron clad facts in my mind: 1- the United States is dangerous and proactive pressures must be put in place to curb their actions 2- Billionaires are fundamentally incompatible with democratic rule of law and cannot be permitted.

The Hague for every Republican

We’re bombing Caracas because no one can hold The Pedophile President accountable

I would genuinely welcome another country doing some regime change here

Some cool footage of Berkeley (including the old Arlington cable car) here. If you want to see some predestrians risk life and limb crossing the street, this is the video for you

This hangout is one of my favorite moments of the year…what a fun time