This story rules so far, it's like a mix of Monstrous Regiment and Death Note but trans www.scribblehub.com/read/1584138...

It’s always so weird to be recommended a snark subreddit for an influencer I’ve never heard of. I’ll try to sort by top posts to see why everyone hates them and it’s always a screenshot of some benign Instagram photo they posted, filled with the most unhinged vicious comments ever

Tank top is still in progress and I think she’s going to be looking GREAT

I think I'm getting a bit better at handling the Sicilian

It devastates me that for so many people, "mashup" has just come to mean "the vocals of one song over the instrumentals of another one"

Oh my god LOOK WHAT I FOUND BURIED IN A BAG I HADN'T OPENED IN AGES!!!!!!! PAST ME WAS LOOKING OUT

I haven't enjoyed a taylor swift song in years, like since maybe 2014ish, but I've found the Fate of Ophelia REALLLY catchy to listen to. I think I just really like the chorus

I swear to god Purdys chocolate melt bars are getting shrinkflated. There's no way they were always that small

What’s the name for that aesthetic coffee shops had in the mid-2000s. Like the kind of coffee shop that called it java and sold CDs. Even the Starbuckses used to look like it. Does anyone know what I mean

Better Call Saul is even better on a rewatch. Realizing that Chuck is often *specifically* resentful of, and seeking to undermine, Jimmy’s ability to connect with elderly people. Because of their mom

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

One comment I sometimes get on my chess posts is that it's demotivating to consider getting into chess now, when a computer can more or less easily beat any human. Respectfully, that's never been persuasive to me. A car can outrace any human, but humans still run track. It's about the joy of doing

Apparently even at the 1600 level stuff like this still happens

Someone on Facebook Marketplace is selling a convenience store for $300,000

Hi hi! Do I have any followers who are into knitting/crocheting/fiber arts? I bought this yarn (fingering weight) from a local Van company ages ago, and I'm making a project with it, but I'm worried I'll run out of yarn before it's done. Does anyone know where one might get something similar? :)

A GOOD GAME!! Their rating was 1711 if you can believe it!!!!!

It's somehow a bizarre comfort to me that I'm genuinely abysmal at bullet chess. It means I can never be fully tempted by its siren song

I wish this was all celebrity news nowadays tbh. Less "xyz is a serial abuser advocating for genocide" and more "Kim Kardashian is mad at the psychics for not helping her with her exams" please

I was just looking for a video that used the phrase spell pharaoh, but thanks Google AI for telling me a spelling I never used was incorrect. Super helpful

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Reminder to all that when we get this number to 7k, I will give you divorced steampunk sky pirate moms hunting dragons, and if we get to 10k, I will write a sequel! More sword/wielder cannibalistic selfcest yuri, more toxic wholesome relationships, more scars, more fractures, more hope. Get on it!!

Didn't make sense not to live for fun To bring us sugar and tea and rum

Lowkey I didn't even realize this was mate, I just thought it looked like a nice check To my chess coach if you're seeing this I'm so sorry for playing this stupid gambit again. Listening and learning

Joining the war on Gen Alpha slang on the side of Gen Alpha slang

got a lil haircut

Pluribus good

I had a lot of fun with that but before finishing it I didn't understand what people meant when they were like "it's good, but it feels like half a game" Yeah no, that was just half a game

Calm. Employment. Respect. Grass. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my feed a sunless space. I share my replies with shitposters. I wake up every day to an account I made 2 years ago that lead to only one conclusion.

We’re stoked to bring this project back and cant wait to share it with y’all 🍃 #ttrpg #ttrpgs #thequietyear #CapCut

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

join this stream to see a bunch of folks awkwardly stand around not looking at the screen that says ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINS RACE FOR MAYOR while Uptown Girl plays over the intercom

Libbing the fuck out right now

People who know more about music than me - I have this very strong vibe that this "sounds like a KPop song". I don't know why. It just really has a strong KPop sound to it, to me. Any idea why, musically, it might be giving off that vibe? www.youtube.com/watch?v=alYC...

Did I ever share my new earrings on here 👀

sorry but this is so funny

Holy shit I just played a 97% accuracy chess game. The engine says 0 blunders, 0 inaccuracies, 0 mistakes

Forgive me, Father, for I am about to sin

In exactly a month, it will have been one year since I started playing and becoming obsessed with chess

Y'all I was looking at 3d printers and I saw this and idk if anyone is brainrotted in the exact same way as I am but I thought this was something else entirely

AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.

Apparently the classic rollercoaster tycoon games are available again which is good because I truly do miss my childhood moneymaking strat of dropping people into a pit with free unlimited food and drinks, but ridiculously expensive bathrooms

There's a music video I'm trying to remember and it's bugging me. I can't find any trace it existed It was maybe Kpop, or maybe just an international girl-group that was styled like Kpop (like Katseye). Set in a school gymnasium I think? Maybe 8 members?

I love to discuss erotica internet microgenres with my beautiful pervert friends on the internet, but unforunately it has made me an annoying snob about the most niche things. I was telling a friend I think HDG is weak cozyslop and had to stop and back up and realize that's an insane thing to say

You love to see it

If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples

Going to start saying I'm 2000+ rated on Lichess and hoping people don't ask follow-up questions

hello. i am opening up commissions for digimon so that my household can raise money to help us last to the end of the month (food/medicine/rent) details in the attached tumblr post but tldr individual digimon: $10 baby II to champ line: $25 baby II to mega line: $35 www.tumblr.com/reachartwork...

I just wanted to let y'all know I just made a Kofi page! There's never any expectation to give anything, but I wanted to create an option :) I'm currently working on two big long-form projects and want to dedicate lots of time and effort to it to make it the best it can be. ko-fi.com/S6S21NAIIC

A stressful chess game with a player rated 63 points above me. I was way down on time!!! Never resign