Keir Starmer has sensationally PAUSED the country's 'summer of sex' after getting something stuck in his throat

this calendar year is a golden age of Americans Making Stuff Up About Football

The Quiet Sub: My Career by Steve Harper

Winds of Winter will come out first and that's a shoot, brother

coincidentally this month marks TEN YEARS since Turdy Alex Andreou won a cash prize for his book 'The Magic Bayleaf', which still does not exist.

it was obvious at the time to anyone paying attention but now the whole country gets it: "Mr Rules" refers not to dutifully following all the rules but to being so capital-I Important that the Rules bend and fall away around him www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Of all the professions on this earth, air traffic controller is pretty close to dead last in jobs I would allow AI usage.

Hahahaahhaha www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...

the infowars news is potentially very funny but Tim Heidecker specifically has set a high bar for himself to top on this stuff: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKkA...

i've had one of the most prominent KCs in Scotland pop up in my mentions at 1am telling lies about me, to me (so arrogant and refreshed he thought he could convince me) every profession has liars in it. OBVIOUSLY

If Tim Heidecker gets to run Infowars they should let Alex Jones do an Oscar Special.

good, the Bulls being gifted Rose still sneaking under the radar now we desperately need another favour

oh, we ARE going to see Angry Starmer, just 24 hours or so later than advertised

wish the commons had a giant screen so they could play this

very deliberate choice by Labour right spinner @peterwalker99.bsky.social not to mention Steve Reed's own history of antisemitism in this piece www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Lads it’s nice that you’re trying to do a bot net, but it really does need to be more than two. Looks a bit daft otherwise.

put something like Starmer had a very successful career outside politics and is surely unique in rising to the top in two different professions. Love him or loathe him that takes talent and hard work. What a shame our media seem to hate him for it or is it because he won't play their games or let th

this sort of gimmick 'unsanctioned' match always stupid to me. "the WWE will not be held liable for injuries". my friend, that's been EVERY match in TNA for 20 years

rare moment of honestly from Matt Goodwin if you look at the books on the table.... he's in the Fiction section of Waterstones

anyway this is a pretty interesting little nugget, is it not? transphobic politicians conspiring with friendly journalists to attack political opponents? you'd have been called a conspiracy theorist if you suggested this was obviously going on

"Keeping the Dream Alive" The dream:

my father was a toolmaker,

@lauraewebster.bsky.social what the fuck is this ad

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How disappointing to see one of the biggest history podcasts asking for editors to have experience using AI picture and voice generators. History media is impacted enough by slop and nonsense, and many talented artists, writers, filmmakers and designers put out of work. Awful.

Ball's mysterious source represents the opinions of about 12% of CPS staff at the time Starmer was there, btw skwawkbox.org/2023/04/03/8...

oh! they got this all screwed up!

ME: [wincing, covering up Starmer's ears] sorry, do you mind not talking about politics around Keir? He doesn't know about scary things like nuclear war or poverty or Peter Mandelson and we'd like to maintain his innocence for a bit longer KEIR: my father was a drill bit ME: that's right Keir!

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

not enough people know about mens mental help care and now your dad is stood at the mini roundabout shouting do you remember andy impey? hicham zerouali - number zero on his jersey! temuri ketsbaia kicking the hoarding?

Reel Politik reluctantly believe that having lied to the public about the serious matter of Mandelson's security vetting, Keir Starmer must stand down as Prime Minister with immediate effect. Nobody has supported his leadership more than us, but this is a bridge too far. for god's sake man, go!

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well, we all hoped this site would become a true alternative to Elon Musk's X, formerly known as Twitter

and you can read many New Statesman followup pieces on how Anna is wrong and has fallen for 'populism' to talk about privately educated men this way, from Freddie, Will, Freddie, George, Will, Will, Freddie, Will and George in the weeks to come

Peter Magyar, the new Prime Minister of Hungary, is a cat guy!

we have let these people host two World Cups now

i've seen or heard of a few more than that, and a few of them carried the implication that they were the tip of a very, very large iceberg as I often say without success when this comes up, there is an INCREDIBLE story to be had for any journalist (for a non-UK publication ofc) who looks into Kamm

is this the welsh lib dems using AI bullshit in their senedd election broadcast? seems like it...

controversial but I reckon the London press shouldn't bother because I've seen what happens when they do. we need to socially isolate the south east until they apologize for their crimes

shoutout to some early welsh representation in video games (sadly voice acted by @jackfraynereid.bsky.social ) www.youtube.com/shorts/ebuiG...

everybody on leftist reddit is fucking yelling at me!

Grima Wormtongue ditches Saruman in latest blow for beleaguered mage

Scottish Labour manifesto is out, don’t vote for them

POV: you remember that you were genuinely optimistic about Your Party Scotland just months ago

POV: you have experienced less than two years of Starmer's Britain

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