I see the LadySafety Carer Abouter is promoting Nick Cohen, who had to leave the Observer after a years-long series of harassment and gro-*all the editors of the entire British press run in and slam a big red button, releasing the trapdoor and dropping me into an oubliette*

I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now

my favorite fruit is mangosteen

folks we need to bring back forums. social media doesn't work. forums didn't work either but they were funnier and had more concentrated giant flameouts

is this good?

live your life in a way where you never have lowtax's ex in your replies telling you you're giving her lowtax vibes

We built a decentralized network so you could run your own moderation, and then we banned an incredible amount of Palestinians and advocates for Palestine despite this

hahaha invalid handle WANKERS

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

no thanks, I'll stick to my original VHS copies

thing is though Peter, you specifically (centre left of this photo, centre right in all else) are happy to pose for pics waving the flag they gave you to wave, soyfacing the insane Palantir-nationalism your favourite party are selling at the event you're nominally supposed to be covering as a journo

an early political memory was when Labour set up a website aimed at convincing young people of the benefits of ID cards. But there were no benefits and the PR firm they used just had workers who clearly didn't give a shit either way. So every thread on the site was teens running rings around them

I've been quiet for a while. It's been due to a number of factors, the most prominent of which is poor health. I need surgery, and I'm stuck in limbo. Please help. www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...

here mate, you dropped your Brit Card

"it's terrible that my sources face the consequences of their racist and misogynistic words but I want all my critics to know I would ask to speak to their manager without a moment's thought"

insane article where this person who has previously had to issue a public apology to Jeremy Corbyn to avoid a defamation suit claims that Ovenden's disgusting messages should be treated as Jeremy Corbyn's fault a transparent,unprofessional vendetta over and above her peers who thrive on them

do u remember when Wayne Rooney was in an X-Men? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2D...

my theory is that there isn't a 'salary cap', it's all done with a hastily reworked NBA roster spreadsheet, and Keir is going to try and use the mid level exception to get Pete Buttigieg to bolster his backcourt

i've got beef with the reactionary left wing sex mannequin account but fair play to them for getting themselves arrested to defend the right to protest

the most visionary work of the 21st century @timheidecker.bsky.social

– Graham Linehan: "It's sissy porn." – Julia Faure Walker KC: "You must be more familiar with it than me." – Graham Linehan: "Oh, I am — I really am."

IAN MURRAY SACKED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just for a second, take a step back, and remember that these are the actions of a 56 year old man towards a 17 year old girl.

Wild, isn't it, that less than a decade ago we had Tory historians going on LBC bare faced lying that Corbyn was going to reopen Auschwitz & now it's simply an accepted political fact for both Labour & the Tories that the camps are opening again & if you disagree you're some kind of crazed extremist

I'll be speaking at the @defendourjuries.bsky.social press conference today, ahead of the pro-Palestine protests this weekend. Already, seven of its spokespeople have been pre-emptively arrested, in a gross infringement of their right to free speech and free assembly. This is what police states do.

just leaving this here in case tortoise nuke it www.theguardian.com/law/2012/jul...

hey remember that time starmer personally intervened to have a man prosecuted for making a joke on twitter about an airport

Graham Linehan 🤝 Sir Keir Starmer no wedding ring on show for a few years now

Yvette Cooper: "I've got Count Arthur Strong flags, Count Arthur Strong bunting. I've got the IT Crowd bunting, as well. I've got carbonara for one and every episode of 'Hippies' downloaded," t.co/J2ESTT76Mz

In relation to Adnan Hussain’s latest bullshit, he should look north. A new progressive party that knowingly embraces transphobia risks becoming Alba - consumed by it, no meaningful support, a national laughing stock. May he open many ketchup bottles successfully well away from Thai project

Graham Linehan has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?

Looking for supplies to buy for my upcoming surgery recovery, I got a shower protector for casts suggested for me, not that I need it. And. Well.

Owen Smith thought lives on

The Guardian were happy to use far right monster Eyal Berkovic's services as a football pundit as recently as 2018 by the way www.theguardian.com/football/201...

BREAKING: Award-winning Scottish screenwriter Paul Laverty has been arrested after wearing a T-shirt reading 'Genocide in Palestine, time to take action' Police arrested the I, Daniel Blake writer in Edinburgh this morning

this man @ianleslie.bsky.social has consistently picked up work writing political analysis. there is no profession less meritocratic in the world than 'british political pundit' and that includes professions like 'king' and 'queen'

GAPECAST is back! after S1 ended in 2021, we go back to the '80s to tell the story of how a young Mike Gapes brought the crack epidemic and gangsta rap subgenre to South Central LA, and defeated "White Mike" Rapaport in the rap beef of the century. t.co/qktWiYxH7O

You might think a serving Labour MSP being charged in connection with possession of "indecent images" is significant news in the public interest However, BBC Radio Scotland neglected to report it in any of its morning news bulletins today www.thenational.scot/news/2540702...