even when she's pretending to be centre-left instead of centre-right it's formulated as 'demands' from politicians to the public

I still can’t believe Joani Reid’s husband is an alleged Chinese spy and an Alba plant snuck into the number one spot on the Labour Lothian list and Anas Sarwar tried and failed to coup Starmer. What a month for the Scottish Labour Party.

BREAKING: Joani Reid's husband exiled to the Quantum Zone

BREAKING: Scottish Labour MP Joani Reid has resigned the Labour Whip after her husband was arrested on suspicion of spying for China. Story to follow.

Joani Reid of Scottish Labour and the undisclosed clients of her husband's lobbying firm...

can’t even flee to China, sad!

Choose your early 90s studio perfectionist fighter

Guess who fucked it?

Thanks for the tip-off, Euan. I certainly will.

head has fallen clean off at the byline on this. maybe we are in the end times?

love me a non-standard example of every terf household needs the hard drive checking

scottish politics enjoyers today:

for anyone wondering why there’s so much unbridled joy on ScotPol Bluesky about the arrest of a Scottish Labour MP’s husband for spying for China, take your pick

it’s the partner of Joani ‘Corbyn is in Putin’s pocket’ Reid which is one of the funniest possible outcomes his one man lobbying firm went from £70k assets to like a million in a year or so

must be some lively dinner table conversations when his wife gets home from a hard day's work as Senior Policy Advisor for the Tony Blair Institute

great to see Rodney Starmer on tiktok

Most normal young Scottish Tory www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1442420...

I didn't vote Democrat or Republican in 2024, and I won't vote Democrat or Republican next time either

this is the most Decker clip of all time, more so than anything in all six series of Decker

they have invented 'australian mike gapes' and we should all be frightened x.com/search?q=fro...

Ben Judah’s book ‘This is London’ is both extremely racist and so obviously, prolifically embellished and/or made up entirely that it makes Johan Hari look a beacon of integrity. That he was Lammy’s top spad for ages tells you all about the talent puddle of the British ruling classes

'Otto English' deciding he likes Starmer's vibe at a glance years ago and then subjecting himself to years of spectacular public humiliation rather than admit even the potential that he, the main character, could have been wrong no wonder he's a kind of toilet book god-king to british liberals

Bari Weiss’s list of cancelled public figures is a Who’s Who of men emailing Jeffrey Epstein, which should immediately explain what all of that cancel culture shit was about from day one.

I can grudgingly concede that not everyone who went to private school is a bad person, I can even just about manage not holding them being given stupid public school nicknames against them. But the ones who use their own school nicknames, often, as a fully grown adult: all Hitler, 100% of the time

is this good

you can post any mad shit or outright libel you want so long as you start the post with ‘allies of [your name/handle] tell me…’

Starmer has claimed in writing there was no wrongdoing. We live in one of the most corrupt nations on earth, during the most corrupt period in several centuries of its history

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

As the US and Israel illegally bomb Iran, American warplanes have been transiting through UK military bases en route to the Middle East. www.declassifieduk.org/campaigners-...

The day before the US and Israel bombed Iran, ostensibly to prevent it acquiring nuclear weapons, senior NATO leaders met in the UK to discuss their actual nuclear arms strategy. www.gov.uk/government/n...

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Historically unpopular PM attacks the electorate

following his party's catastrophic defeat in the Gorton & Denton byelection, Reel Politik calls for Keir Starmer to STAY AND FIGHT as Labour leader. The recovery is just round the corner. Stay stong, big man. Don't let the haters piss on your chips.

i should probably have a nap at some point but what if I wake up and Starmer went an hour ago and all the good posts have been taken

damn, Tim here doesn't fare well with the public at all does he?

mike i've been sat here for a day what do I do with this popcorn mate?

HAHAHAHA has he scheduled the post in advance with the wrong date selected?

EXCLUSIVE: Police have confirmed they are investigating allegations Labour broke election laws before their Gorton and Denton by-election defeat

that starmer clip going around shows they haven't even changed their fucking copy or talking points. "only labour can--" you came third in your sixth safest seat. it's over. irrelevant.

oh i'm posting GOOD today

RIP to a real one

you can cut all the flowers but you cannot stop all the people who liked the flowers from quote tweeting you and making you look a right twat

میں لیبر پارٹی کی رسوائی کی صدی سے بھاگ رہا ہوں، کیا آپ مجھے دکھا سکتے ہیں کہ میں اپنے مفت 36DDs کہاں سے حاصل کر سکتا ہوں؟ i'm fleeing the Labour Party century of humiliation, can you show me where I can get my free 36DDs?

we lurked in all sorts of polling stations and stared intently at everyone who looked like they might be Muslim. we found alarming trends of folk sticking closer together than normal and looking nervous.

you will absolutely never guess where fozzie bear is about to go in this clip www.youtube.com/watch?v=31X1...