just remembered that Natsupoi's husband used to choke monkeys

Do not ever tell me this. I'll remove all the stuff you like and replace it with stuff I think you'll hate.

starting to really get into The California Raisins. They were actually disastrous for the raisin industry because all the profits they made got spent on making more California Raisins commericials

the simpsons predicted DDT Pro-Wrestling

Totally fucked up that literally every pub in Preston no longer has Dragula on their jukeboxes just because I'd come in and load up 10 quid of credits and play it on repeat

You know how when you're interested in someone so you pretend to be into whatever inane shit they're into? Yeah you do. But what is the most inane shit of yours someone has put up with because they were into you?

sending my brother's Japanese muscle mommy gf videos of John Maus

I should really check the anime before I stream it because this has a lot of nudity in it (and I refuse to skip it)

Currently watching Plastic Little. The DVD had an extra where you could watch it with a "jiggle count" in the corner.

going live any second now, gonna stream some Dirty Pair www.twitch.tv/faragesfface

last day of contract done. Time to drink 4 pints of beer and stream some 90s anime OVA on twitch before thinking about polishing up my portfolio

playing the Yakuza pirate spin-off, and there's a major character played by a Japansese comedian i recognise from him wanking off another comedian on tv

I’m gender critical. I’m anti-Corbyn. I’m suspicious of the woke. I read the Times. I’m a member of the Conservative Party. But above all I’m left wing

Every year I think people are pathetic, but this year doubly so

PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage

My fav band mostly sing about getting to your mid-30s, reflecting on all your mistakes and failed relationships, and having an existential crisis. For some reason they're huge with zoomers who think they're "romantic".

there's only a small number of occasions where Tam Nakano looks really sexy to me

My last week in my contract next week. Ever since they told me there's no budget to renew it I've basically been this

The much-vaunted "What If?" section of CM Punk's Showcase mode in WWE 2k26 includes two matches, one of them against Eddie Guerrero. "What If CM Punk Wrestled Eddie Guerrero?". He did! Five times!

Hiroshi Suzuki: "haha look i drink a 'pint' of beer" Me: "weren't you a close personal friend of Shinzo Abe?! Hiroshi Suzuki: "look, I love Paddington!" Me: "Taro Yamamoto tried to physically stop your party from passing an anti-refugee bill"

I personally find it charming that Wes Streeting thought anyone thought he had the morality and strength of character to smear in the first place.

laughing at the idea of WWE wrestlers going on news shows and acting like this after the Benoit thing

this is what I try to tell @wariotifo.bsky.social & @markedasred.bsky.social every week on stream and they're always just "please stop talking about clowngirls"

There is a fetish youtuber who has been making videos for decades because they watched this as a kid and you don't have to like it, but you have the respect how much the deck was stacked against them. 😔

saying Super Mario with a hard R

I tried this in court to get out of speeding tickets, but my attempt to come off as a gay man was so insultingly homophobic that they just added on extra charges.

Luke Akehurst is currently sitting in the basement under No 10, trying to eat as many files as he can before they have to officially release them

My sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for Peter Mandelson. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

@henriettehook.bsky.social you heard anything about this?

My politics are LaRoucheism-Inokism

any time i see something to do with will wheaton i immediately remember this

someone on reddit just genuinely told me "Don't take my word for it. This comes directly from Jeff Jarrett" and I'm going to be laughing about it all day

Honestly I can see why existenialism terrifies the Labour Right. Having to consider your own existance and build a framwork based on what you consider "meaning" to be rather than a blind belief in "if we remove enough civil rights and bomb enough Muslim countries then Tony Blair will pat my head".

ah fuck, forgot to get a lass i have a crush on a christmas present. if anyone gets a snufkin plushie in the next 5 days that's from me

whenever you watch Harry Enfield do a pastiche of British television it's great, but there's always the inevitable blackface segment

Mike Gapes once edited his own wikipedia page to note that he was divorced

[legally this is just a hypothetical scenario] Does anyone else want to punch that twee Japanese Ambassador cunt with a paddington doll really hard in the stomach? Really double him over. Shinzo Abe loving cunt.

oh X is down? I didn't notice. I was too busy wanking, wanking to hentai

Love finding a cool new indie-pop band. Except they're not a new band. They released one album in 2004 and don't even have a wikipedia page.

Euphoria is a terrible show made by an insane man and it's very existence is a blot on humanity. Can't wait for season 3.

at one point they confidently claim that the [56k no!] in the thread title was grover's estimate of his costs, not that it was a warning to people on dial-up internet that the thread had a lot of photos in it

been going down the classic youtube wormhole all day

instead of being full of Ads and Mr Beast videos, YouTube used to be videos of stuff like people filming their Nintendo DS on a poor quality camera whilst talking about how much they're looking forward to the new pokemon game because of hentai www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6RP...

mum putting the kettle on

Been up all night so streaming random stuff www.twitch.tv/faragesfface...

My most popular comment on Reddit ever and ofcourse it's on that subreddit

Earthbound and "Stoppit and Tidyup" and basically the same design-wise