my position is that ann widdecombe was not murdered. she fell down the stairs or something, the police jumped the gun by saying it was a murder, and now the police are panicking because they've realised what actually happened and have no clue how to walk it back

going live at 3 on www.twitch.tv/faragesfface, where I will be streaming a fairly obscure Japanese mystery-thiller film

that's where I've seen her before www.youtube.com/watch?v=7agv...

Hate when you break up with someone but remain friends, because then you have to do the work of trying to work out which of your films they just said they liked cos they were into you, and which they actually liked. Currently working out if someone actually liked "À bout de souffle" or not.

news chapter of Baki has Yujiro kissing the Japanese PM and it makes her cum so hard she needs a wheelchair afterwards

You all remember when Val Venis was nearly emasculated, but do you remember when he sprayed Kaientai with simulated semen? #wwe #attitudeera

never got to see Let's Eat Grandma live, so this year I'm seeing Jenny On Holiday and Rosa Walton seperately and essentially seeing Let's Eat Grandma through aggregate

I like when a "serious" band are like "anyone can make a pop song, it's easy. Look, we'll make one to show how easy it is" and then it ends up being their most popular song and everyone likes it.

it's liked if you combined Gob Bluth and Tobias Funke into one person

got the football on in the background but most of my attention is on the Super Porky/Brazo Del Plata matches I'm watching on Youtube

titties fondled by tentacles while getting fucked by tentacles and giving blowjob to tentacles with guts everywhere isnt porn ok lol sure

Can I lick those testicles? And that hole?

i want a youtube compilation of sports commentators saying "nobody wants to see this" as the most amazing and hilarious things happen on the pitch

The first joke from Derry Girls is plagarised from the first joke from The League Of Gentlemen TV Show. It's not even subtle, it's the exact same joke. And that's why I can't get into Derry Girls.

As someone who loves and treasures every Susunu! Denpa Shōnen clip i can find, the Japanese government was right to make it illegal. It gets way worse than Natsubi. They were mock-executing people on episodes.

Holmes & Watson (2018) is underrated. It's a fine 5/10 film.

i'd probably just kill myself if i had the smallest dick in the world

not an example because it's not mainstream, but Guitar Wolf (very clumsily) put a pro-trans subplot in their 1999 film Wild Zero where they spend most of it killing alien zombies

The idea that trans women safely flew under the cultural radar until Visibility Discourse is so aggressively ahistorical. You cannot find a mainstream comedy made before 2010 that doesn't have at least one throwaway transphobic joke. In many cases, it's a running gag or a whole cruel plot point.

If your mates don't think you're bisexual you're doing something wrong.

Spending my time to get the Spotify DJ (yes that's still a thing) to say Jay Reatard's name

found a clip from Denpa Shōnen International where a contestant was sent to Italy and told to try and join the mafia. The mafia guys put him in a car, drove him to the countryside, and forced him to play Russian Roulette.

I am genuinely astonished that no Japanese Gameshow has sent a fat comedian to Cooper's Hill for the cheese-rolling and strapped a camera to his head

thinking about it and it's probably a good thing that humans don't lay eggs

Would be funny to see Starmer calling a General Election rather than let Burnham become PM. Have him go out in the most spiteful, destructive way possible.

getting private messages on reddit

japan trying to market subarus to goths

Tam Nakano explains negative dialectics

Kept asking a guy on reddit what he meant by "Marx didn't understand economics". Managed to drag him so far along that he's now saying Newton didnt understand physics and Gauss didn't understand mathematics.

guy who was in an old shitty sitcom: "You couldn't make it these days". Yeah, and you couldn't make a sitcom with a trans character that wasn't the butt of jokes when your sitcom came out. Things change, values change, it's not like your sitcom railed against the dominant ideology of the time.

the older I get the more I appreciate Adorno

Unpopular opinion but I hate roads and I hate sharing a city with drivers. They’re a menace out here in CA. It’s not transport here, it’s fun. Do that shit in a video game not in my way.

Remembering the guy who got so angry at AEW and AEW fans that he had to go to therapy

drastically cut the budget, cut all the exposition so nothing makes sense, deliberatly antagonise the fans. make it more like the late Sylvester McCoy era

when I see job listings saying you must be adept with AI I don't know if they mean building predicitve and category models using Machine Learning or "do you talk to the magic box"

looking up comments on a POLICE video

I've never seen Heat or Die Hard, and I'm never going to. Got way too many low-budget mid 2000s horror films and live-action anime adaptations to watch

There is a 99% chance @kayin.moe knows this already. But im putting it here on the 1% chance they don't youtu.be/X69jzHwtutg?...

can't find anything in the UK that sells a proper Vintage 90s Pony Metal U-GAIM Shirt 😞

On way back from a gig. Was great, but inbetween every song the singer kept talking about The Scooby Doo Movie

man I need to stay off reddit. just seen someone saying they hope the wwe does a show in japan because it'll give them a reason to go to japan. like saying you hope a mcdonalds opens in france so you have a reason to go there

got an idea for a Discworld book. It's a sequel to Hogfather called Hoggfather, where the character from the Samuel R. Delany book gets isekaied to Discworld. Just waiting to hear back from his estate that they grant me full rights and permission

watching some of the American TV game show that was so good one episode started with the host saying he was incredibly uncomfortable making it and did not think it should be aired

I genuinely think if you're a director and want to make a film about The Beatles you should no longer be considered a creative person.

I'm ambivalent towards AAA. There's stuff I like in it, and all the stuff I don't like has WWE's fingers all over it. The mask vs mask match was fun. Also it reminded me of the time Stalker Ichikawa lost a mask match and when he gave his name etc... they specifically brought up that he was divorced.

i'm going reboot the ghostbusters franchise and i'm gonna do it right, the ghostbusters will be getting blowjobs from the ghosts