This is a stream for queers and gays and autistic people. You come on and comment and I'll acknowledge it all and I'll DM you dick pics

If i have any followers left, you can watch me and 2 other, much less funny people on m.twitch.tv/markedasred/... at 6ish. We watch wrestling, the other 2 say stuff, and i come out with great jokes that are in no way problematic. Give it a go, it's shit apart from me

If you're worried about AI taking over Instagram, you're not using Instagram right

what level of autism are you on? cos i once made a Japanese person cry by being too standoffish

The 2 genres of music i like

Mum got diagnosed with Autism so she's really gonna like the John Maus tshirt I've got her

are there any metal bands who have lyrics about being an anxious, depressed zoomer? all their songs seem to be about blood or elves

Check out "Maison and the Man-Eating Apartment" if you're in the mood for a sci-fi horror mystery manga #AnFFFrecommendation

do Americans know that in the UK there was a popular comedian in the early 90s called Jethro whose act revolved around talking about how much he loved committing bestiality? He was like our Andrew Dice Clay

best gig I've been to this year was Korean Shoegaze band SE SO NEON. 2nd best gig was the Blondie tribute act at my local pub.

ah shit, a local barman I knew has died. Scary guy when he was angry but he knew his ales

why does he still have that as his header photo when he looks like this now?

I hate everyone who ever appeared in an episode of The West Wing

I had totally forgotten about the Porn Barber until a friend brought it up. Yeah I used to go to a barber who was an insane coke dealer and had porn all over the walls

really enjoyed this, recommend checking it out

every queer kid is into a classical composer, and you can tell exactly what sort of queer they're gonna grow up into based on it

I'm trying to watch some classic Goofy cartoons and suddenly it cuts to a poorly animated scene of Minnie pegging Mickey whilst Donald Duck is wanking and shitting on them

googling "how to become a Stardom referee"

"do men experience yearning?" was a valid question

manager pulled me aside today. was worried I'd be getting fired but he asked if I'd be interested in having my contract extended by 6 months I said Id consider it (I work from home and it's a massive bureaucracy, there was literally a month where I just logged in and fell asleep again, did no work)

activies you have to do even if they are unpleasant: • cutting hair • trimming nails • having sex activies that punish you for having hope: • shaving ur legs • voting • falling in love activities that feel great and have no negative consequences: • smoking drugs • cashing out • killing yourself

i can't prove it, but i'm sure little sebastian in parks and rec was based on bernie winters and schnorbitz. if you dont know bernie winters, he was an english entertainer in the 70s and 80s and his act was he'd bring his st bernard dog with him. that was his entire act, he'd just bring the dog out

A ballistic vest meant to stop a bullet “is definitely going to keep you safe from a sandwich thrown at you," Sean Dunn's defense attorney argued.

im actually too busy and smart to care about the ny mayoral election because im not from new york. if you are happy about it your not as clever and detached as i am

Train home is taking a while so I'm just wandering up and down it, putting my feet up

Yeah you wish you were at this

On my way to see John Maus live again. Glad he got cancelled cos his tickets are pretty cheap

nobody wants to admit this but Euphoria was way better than season 3 of Twin Peaks

Mom, Help Me Cum! A Son Asks His Mom To Do Sexy Poses For Him But When This MILF Got Hot And Horny, They Ended Up Having Creampie Sex

Dull man clapping like a seal at a basic pull-back-and-reveal joke

Feeling like a zoomer lesbian trapped in a millennial guys body.

People will log in to Reddit and start talking absolute shite

Happy Halloween from Me

streaming john maus and horror anime www.twitch.tv/faragesfface...

btw if you want to see something actually interesting and funny done with the friends franchise, watch my pal @tomdissonance.com's NO FRIENDS www.youtube.com/watch?v=StcT...

were there covid bug-chasers?

a norwegian dream-pop band is playing a gig at my fav pub in manchester but it's sold out, and I can't listen to dream-pop to cheer myself up now either cos it just makes me more grumpy

never had a problem pissing on a train, and my autistic gay friend remembers every train type where he's been fucked in the bathroom during a journey

"do men experience yearning?" was a valid question and all the responses to it that were russell crow on a ship proved they didn't

You may choose one person to tell you the aristocrats joke it’s already been done and cannot be done better

"boy this song rocks, I'll just look up what the lyrics translate to are..." www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLyo...

heard one of my fav South Korean musicians made "controversial remarks" so looked them up and she said South Korea is heavily misogynist and all South Korean men are potential rapists. How is that controversial?

got a spare ticket to John Maus in Mancs on 4th Nov if anyone wants it. DMs are open

transferred to a new team at work and all the guys immediately asking what football team i support. i can never talk about my actual interests at work (disturbing ero-guro mangas and the most gentle lofi-pop imaginable)