Atsushi Onita vs. Leon Spinks, now inducted on WrestleCrap! www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/a...

Watching the Cubs vs. Giants game in Spanish. In the past ten minutes, the announcers have mentioned an NBA team called the "City Thunders" and mixed up the themes of Jeopardy and Mission: Impossible

Waluigi Mangione

From Natalya's book:

Don Callis tonight #AEWDynamite

Beer baths, blood baths, and the Big Show losing his first match. WWF Raw – March 22nd, 1999, now on WrestleCrap! www.wrestlecrap.com/art-is-war/w...

Just had to go back and cut up a sentence I wrote that sounded like ChatGPT. I love my em-dashes, but this one also had, "it wasn't x—it was y". Scatter it to the four winds!

I keep hearing about Matt Hardy having jimmy legs, which reminded me of this 1999 Hardy Boyz interview with Game Informer where I first heard the term.

NWA's Mint Julep match, now inducted on WrestleCrap! www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/m...

trying to imagine how good a dude would have to be at tambourine for him to be in a position to be taking requests, or to be known as Mr Tambourine Man at all

On the Game Show Network right now www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/b...

It's that fame-ass episode of where the WWF messes up two title chases just for fun. WWF Raw - March 15th, 1999 - now on WrestleCrap! www.wrestlecrap.com/art-is-war/w...

WCW presents Hulk Hogan vs. Bret Hart: The Match That Almost Wasn't But Then Was But Then Wasn't New induction on WrestleCrap! www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/h...

What's your favorite part? -Kurt Angle aggressively crossing his legs -Shawn Michaels holding up a boot -Curt Hennig's famous all-white singlet -William wristlocking himself while AJ's legs are all twisted -Dean Malenko pinning himself -the "official ranking" status

Guess who this is supposed to be #aislop #wwe

Just found Al Snow's favorite paper towels* on EverybodyLoves Raymond *This is a joke. Al Snow believes the best paper towel is the one that makes the most money

A sitcom plot where each character tries to get the biggest laugh so it's nothing but pratfalls and catchphrases.

The Spanish announcers call Orange Cassidy, "El Jugo de Naranja Recién Exprimido", and Juice Robinson, "El Jugoso". #AEWDynamite

Ha!

Brian Solomon's Gorilla Monsoon biography calls the WWWF a fictitious governing body made up by Vince Sr. So instead of being a member of the National Wrestling Alliance and promoting its champion, Capitol Wrestling was a member of the World Wide Wrestling Federation and promoted its champion.

WWE doing pay 50% cuts

The Simpsons predicted the Hantavirus outbreak! Well, not really. They just mentioned an existing disease that's in the news again. But some idiots thought they "predicted" the Ebola virus in 1997 for the same reason. www.jacksonville.com/story/news/2...

The Red Rooster takes his rightful place on WWF Raw. The March 8th, 1999 edition, now on WrestleCrap! www.wrestlecrap.com/art-is-war/w...

Great news! At the Law Day ceremony this morning, James Madison saw his shadow. That means six more weeks of constitutional republic!

Re-"Liv" the most frustrating year of Liv Morgan's life! "Liv Forever", now on WrestleCrap!

MJF is trending twice simultaneously.

i really wish people would stop publishing their own failings as if we should take them up too

I'm been watching so much baseball lately, I decided to go back and play Bases Loaded for Game Boy. I could barely win a game growing up, but it's really easy once you: 1) Read the manual 2) Throw the same pitch every time

Congrats Nick Jackson. I just hear the news on the other site!

Isn't that their teachers' jobs? #Youtubethumbnails

Listened to "Tommy" for the first time in ~20 years and was taken aback by: 1. the song sung from the child molester's perspective 2. the fact that it comes on right before Pinball Wizard 3. the fact that Pete Towshend didn't write it.

My new favorite show is Spanish-language baseball on Youtube. Right now the Puebla Parakeets are playing the Querétaro Conspirators.

Oba Femi became the first Black man to win a singles match at a WWE PLE since Snoop Dogg accidentally beat The Miz three years ago.

This was so confusing it took me right out of the match. Nobody explained what this music was!

Tweets that are technically true

There's no sound on my stream, but from what I can gather, Brock Lesnar had to take his shoes off because his dogs are barking.

The Road Dogg challenges for the title and loses, badly! WWF Raw - March 1st, 1999, now on WrestleCrap

My favorite part of the finish was either Randy Orton RKOing the ref because he thought Cody teleported, or Pat McAfee becoming a referee by putting on a shirt #WrestleMania

Randy Orton should have raised the stakes for this match: If he wins, he and Pat McAfee will trade the title back and forth 4 times on Smackdown so he'll break Cena's record #WrestleMania

Watching WrestleMania on my favorite streaming platform

New induction on WrestleCrap! The book that slams you face down onto your back! The Complete Idiot's Guide to Pro Wrestling, 2nd edition www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/i...

I see the same thing happening with Yoko Ono.

Checking in on Smackdown because I'm going to have to write about it for WrestleCrap in about nine months

Stephanie McMahon at WrestleMania Fan Fest 1995?

Don Callis may or may not think that being "in with" someone means being in trouble with them. Still not as bad as Jim Ross thinking "having a hard-on" for someone means being hard on them. #AEWDynamite

Another Simpsons prediction about to come true #Trump #PopeLeo #Avignon

A lot of people think this promo, which sounded more scripted than I can ever remember Punk sounding, was a shoot

lol

"Who cares about high school sports!?" #NCAA #Michigan #FinalFour

Read about WWF Raw - February 22nd, 1999... ...or experience the Big Nasty! Now on WrestleCrap www.wrestlecrap.com/art-is-war/w...