Been watching The Simpsons from the beginning and I've noticed some strange firsts. For example, the first character to tent his fingers and say "Excellent" was Adil.

Had the sound down on Styles/Gunther but knew AJ had lost when I saw the obligatory Streak Ending-style crowd shots.

Live from the CyberDome, it's the WCW PowerDisk—wrestling for the new millennium! New induction on WrestleCrap! www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/t...

WWF Raw - January 18th, 1999 Wherein they make a man into a girl and then they switch that around with the man and then they sort of mate together! www.wrestlecrap.com/art-is-war/w...

Tremendous AI slop on Wrestling Youtube #YouTubeThumbnails

The longest WWE ever went without a Black man winning a singles PPV match was 43 months, between Summerslam 1991 and Wrestlemania 11. But during that time, Black men were at least *in* 6 singles PPV matches, when there were 5 PPVs a year max. It's been over 32 months since Omos lost to Seth Rollins

Lou Albano debates Greco-Roman gold medalist Jeff Blatnick in 1987, and during his world-class bullshitting he claims there is a wrestling stipulation called a rope match that involves climbing a rope. There isn't, but there ought to be.

Most mediocre. Extremely mid. Extra medium. #YoutubeThumbnails

Twenty-seven years later to the day, it's the Corporate Rumble! Featuring Vince McMahon's first (and nearly his last) over-the top-rope bump. WWF Raw - January 11th, 1999 now on WrestleCrap www.wrestlecrap.com/art-is-war/w...

Jeez, is Maxxine Dupri always that bad at everything?

Looking back at John Cena's last year, and his only feud that didn't result in a PLE match was with R-Truth. So I checked, and Omos was the last Black man to wrestle a PLE singles match (Backlash 2023). The last Black man to *win* a PLE singles match was Snoop Dogg, and it was an accident.

It's New Year's in July! Count down with Seth and Dolph again and again in this new induction on WrestleCrap! www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/s...

Twitter always has three trending news stories on the sidebar, at least one of which is just "Click here for racism"

Like Pink Floyd, but British

Put your butts in the seats! The January 4th, 1999 WWF Raw is now on WrestleCrap www.wrestlecrap.com/art-is-war/w...

How many Speed Tabs has Mike Bailey taken? #ChronoTrigger

And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV. There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.

Fantastic AI slop on Amazon:

They gettin' rowdy! Five fabulous weeks of K-Kwik & Road Dogg, now on WrestleCrap. New induction! www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/k...

Has WWE considered taping its developmental show in advance instead of airing it live?

The Peacock version of the Thanksgiving 2000 Smackdown mutes Val Venis saying "scumbag". Right to Censor got censored.

Things are going great on the other app. There's a viral video of a white woman implied to be Erika Kirk twerking (it's Reneé Rapp), with Grok repeatedly stating that it's Lizzo.

WWF Raw - December 28th, 1998 - Now on WrestleCrap! Shawn Michaels is a babyface now. Plus, no one knows what a hardcore match is! www.wrestlecrap.com/art-is-war/w...

You've got to deny the people what they want!

It Must Have Been Drugs (But I'm Sober Now)

Who wants house show highlights? WWF Mayhem in Manchester - New induction on WrestleCrap! www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/m...

Zeroes of Wrestling Episode 31: Vinception. This week, I crack wise with Wrestlecrap's @art0donnell.bsky.social as we discuss the lowest-rated matches from November to Remember, In Your House 19: D-Generation X, Starrcade 97, Royal Rumble 98, and Souled Out 98: redcircle.com/shows/72de19...

These Beatles: Rock Band graphics are wack #BeatlesAnthology #AI

This is not Charlotte Flair. This is an AI Chelsea Green. #SurvivorSeries

It's the dawn of the Hardcore Division's Garbage Era! WWF Raw - December 21st, 1998 - Now on WrestleCrap www.wrestlecrap.com/art-is-war/w...

Seth Rollins drives a Cybertruck (True statements that sound like fan signs)

People say Shibata scrambled his brain one day headbutting Okada full force. Of course, he couldn't have been too smart to do something like that in the first place. Kind of a chicken and egg thing.

I love that Toni Storm is presented as a star at least on the level of Jon Moxley #AEWDynamite

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

D-Generation X shows the Corporation who's boss. The Corporation Impersonation, now inducted on WrestleCrap! www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/d...

Triple H Presents John Cena's Retirement Tour

WWF Raw - December 14th, 1998 Art is War on WrestleCrap www.wrestlecrap.com/art-is-war/w...

left: Black man, 2016 right: white woman, 2017

Escaping the cage? This would never happen in WWE War Games #BloodAndGuts

I've heard Ariana Grande's "The Boy is Mine" a few times now, and there's something disturbing about it. The processed vocals, the unsettling harmonies... I've finally figured out what it reminds me of www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VVy...

How I Met Your Mother, Danielson edition The Bella Twins go after Daniel Bryan, now on WrestleCrap! www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/b...

Why does Stone Cold look so cross? He's just been put on The Undertaker's symbol! WWF Raw December 7th, 1998 now on WrestleCrap www.wrestlecrap.com/art-is-war/w...

Impossible to explain to these people that Charlie Kirk was a nobody to most other people and they aren’t even thinking about him, let alone going out of their way to coordinate an official school Halloween photo all dressed as his corpse.

Baseball rules