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It's not even s significant acceleration in growth for Milton Keynes, which has grown in population. Pretty steadily by 40-50k every 10 years since it's foundation in 1967. In fact, with a target of 410k population by 2050, that's a slight slowing down.

Another one of the "new towns" is just urban densification in Plymouth. Plymouth was literally the first town ever to be incorporated by an act of Parliament, in 1437. There's been continuous settlement there since the Bronze Age. It's literally one of the oldest towns in the UK.

Sorry, where ae the people giving evidence to the Covid enquiry who aren't talking witless drivel "the fabric of childhood"? What is that, a parka? Fuck off

BEGIN HIM!

the sinclair charlie kirk tribute has 71K views nine days after it was supposed to preempt jimmy kimmel by comparison, this antique toaster restoration video has 102K views after one day

The Labour Party are bought and paid for. Lobbying, cash for access, vested interests. This is who they are. It doesn't have to be this way.

N A T A L I T Y

Los Angeles, absolute khazi

labour conference

rip EA i always hated u

Very funny that the hot new trend in Labour MPs’ thinking appears to be some kind of chain letter scam

we could slip away wouldn't that be better me with nothing to say and you in your halloween sweater

MONDAY

on my way to Labour Conference to speak at the Annihilating Singularity fringe event. I'll be exhausting my internal nuclear fuel on stage so that my core collapses under its own gravity and creates a black hole, trapping everything in the vicinity and crushing it into cosmic paste. come and say hi!

pls, my family has only just recovered from the last war with Russia

how does a sonic racing game cost £65

i

get mr blobby on hot ones

nekooooooooooo

So I chartered a lion And we're waiting in your soul for you Wound tight, haunches loaded And concealed

I added the music

This game fucking rules

There's a war between "people who hate the Labour Party" and "people who hate the Labour Party but also dogshit political clickbait social media accounts" and I will not yield

morussia bunchengladbach

mods? MODS?.

We should be able to watch a little porn in the palace

#VeeMakes Made a Giant Thing (Regular sized Thing for scale)

Did you know that ovens beep because they're in horrible pain from all the heat

benny badiashile from the bronx

he's really bad. why are we playing andrew santos

i have seen a lot of Posts in my time but i have never seen someone do This for an institution

can't help myself i'm obsessed with estevao, the kid has the juice

They call him Ruben Amorim, because you have to be a Rube to want more of him

this is an igor thiago fan account now

i got 5/2 on brentford, lol. man u went off close to evens.

i recommend clicking this and seeing what it is in reply to

Lammy Blows It

I actually don’t give a fuck about the level of “illegal migration”

coincidentally, this is the inverse of the heartwarming story Garry Blendenning wrote yesterday where the noble Marko Arn*utovic travels to Belgrade's lowly Red Star to honour the a promise made to cuddly apolitical martyr Sinisa Mihajl*vic

nekooooooooooo

Starting a pro scratching propaganda campaign

It's a sign of our fundamental failings as a nation that we're into 2025 and for some reason I'm having to post something about Tony Blair that isn't "RIP bozo" or "Enjoy prison, bitcj"

"Vichy Labour". people are saying this

this morning i’ve already seen one post like this and it’s incredible how much this says about somebody’s politics in one sentence. you can’t be somebody who writes about politics and publishes on substack and be unaware of the political choices substack have made. why should anybody listen to you?

finally got round to doing Chamber of Mirrors shit in Blue Prince (on day 177 ffs). anyway, yeah. game of the decade, etc

tim parsnip describing his stupid Epstein satire as "maybe the funniest thing we've ever done" and my guy, you bought a company with 30 years of extremely funny legacy content; you're telling me this matches up to Our Dumb Century? i bet it fucking doesn't

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