this world cup has sucked everything around the football is heinous, which was expected the football,however, has been dull and mainly very predictable. all the "shocks" are big teams drawing rather than winning. the only side who are actually failing to meet expectations are Turkiye i hate this

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That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

Is Alan Shearer scared of thunderstorms

finding myself inadvertently listening to Mr Brightside 2 to 3 times a day is not helping my mood

Five people have been injured in Edinburgh in what seems to be a sustained terrorist attack and it hasn't even made it off the Scotland News pages of the BBC website Guess the colour and motive of the terrorist, guys!

huge assist for alexander isak there

relevant to an email i just got

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

Was thinking the other day that most commentators now suffer from just having normal voices. Motson? Incredibly unique voice. Davies? Similar. Even Tyldesley to an extent. And Lynam / Lineker could also be done by your Rory Bremners, your Alistair McGowan’s. Where have our distinctive voices gone?

i was confusedly posting earlier about whatever the fuck potter's formation is, and then i deleted it cos i thought it was just flashscore being dumb and not understanding what a 5-3-2 looks like, so inventing a sort of messed up 3-1-4-2 anyway he seems to have now told them to go into a 4-2-3-1?

actual footage of brian brobbey vs the swedish defence

HE IS INEVITABLE

a peach of the "you will never guess what this is in reply to" genre

this didn't work yesterday - twice! - but we go again

BROBBEY BROBBEY BROBBEY

the actual worst commentary combo at this world cup, and arguably in history

Get your fantasy vinyls, hot fantasy vinyls, only 40 remaining, grab them before the resellers do!

UK Cabinet Office hiring AI and innovation 'influencer' to build 'AI-first culture' in civil service

Hey cool Bluesky post you've made there, mind if I say something in the replies about Donald Trump?

BBC trying to make out Potter was treated harshly at Chelsea, lmao, the man's a fucking fraud

fucks sake i laughed at mark chapman

Incredible work here, just stunning

whistling the hook from All These Years* in the shop and discovering an entirely new way to annoy people with Sabrina songs

Just found out that FIFA have suddenly copied UEFA’s “head-to-head” s#!+e, so well done to the world’s most corrupt organisation for another success. Want teams with a worse record to qualify? Want teams with a better record to be eliminated? Want more dead-rubber games? You’re in luck! #WorldCup

>Refuses to stop killing games >Dies

I love that the AI they used made it identical to this moon howler's election leaflet we got for the aberdeen south by-election (he got 59 votes)

new bluesky UI atrocity just dropped

Here are all 113 alleged members we were able to successfully extract. This data can also be verified via versions of the site captured by the Wayback Machine, even if it doesn't properly render the website.

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

this is such a fucking wild thing to get pissy about at any time, never mind eight months after it happened

Gonzo it's me, Piggy, I've come home HIIIIIII-YA

Exiting the Bone Zone.

Posted this with alt text because I've never seen a poem quite this embarrassing

Ah, our chicken plant has flowered

I'm sorry but the dodgy AI Starmer fan graphics are cracking me up

I will eat a pint glass if the US finish ahead of Turkiye are you fucking kidding me

bit obvious, but... game's gone

obviously UK Political News is ion a very bad way but... do they not get how fucking weird this is? Such a lovely example of what the Guardian has become, just a cascade of non-sequiturs

This shit keeps on happening huh

huh