Who says Westminster has an alcohol problem!

'I'm Horny' is a tune every cellist has to conquer, sooner or later.

if, like me, you've done nothing but watch Beau Greaves beating Michael Smith for the last 12 hours, why not switch it up by watching her absolutely fucking caramalise Gary Anderson? 38m20s onwards

still actively obsessed w this

Scientology Speedrunning is fucking funny and honestly its' not like they weren't trying to indoctrinate kids anyway, what harm will a couple more slow ones do

this is what I sound like when trying to flirt

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still no word from The Guardian on Beau Greaves winning an elite men's darts tournament. reports that Sean Ingle is on the roof of the offices with a gun are unconfirmed

the look on Smith's face when she hits the first treble, priceless

just catching up with the darts holy shit

hell yes

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nice argument. however i have already portrayed myself as the calm zack polanski and you as the seething ed balls.

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yeah this ignores at least 40% of the genre ("man i love heroin do you have any heroin maaaaaate")

Come off it lxds, we've all had to delete a drunk post before. Granted most of us are doing it on the morning after, not the same afternoon

oh look, a Labour politician deleting their posts

oh yeah? a plant at the snooker? A MUSIC INDUSTRY PLANT 😡

who up snooking their ur

Robert Smith talking about his most hated band “It was generally Duran Duran, which is really sad because they loved us and they used to come to our shows. But they represented everything we hated: the whole glamorous 80s, consumer bullshit; this horror show that we were up against.”

He has a name, Adam! It's Neil Coyle.

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

jonathan wilson has been absolutely distraught ever since orban lost. this is very funny to me

50p crisps! fuck me they'd have to roll me out the door

i can forgive a botched assassination attempt but i draw the line at bad spore knockoffs

A former Labour minister reacting to being called a Labour politician as though he’s being accused of molesting pets… magnificent optics

polanski reposted this, i'm fucken delighted

lmao he's big mad

When you won't vote for my wife's party.

jesus fucking christ i have never seen a human being this rattled

i have Hark The Herald Angels Sing as an earworm. banger

there's no room in our society for political violence. we blew that room up with the iranian government inside

still trying to get my head round Taylor Lorenz doing Babadook cosplay at the White House Correspondents/Assassins dinner

omg Taylor Lorenz jumpscare

"i was there for work!" craziest "this you?" of all time

running to the Nazi website to complain that people were being mean to you for hitting the red carpet at Nazi Prom

current mood

oh hey let’s see what posts this guy was sharing on bluesky … ah

Fucking Nov ‘24, of course

FAO: Todd Boehly

Good morning. 🎶 youtu.be/FrWsCp7y7e8?...

chalobah and tosin at the back so we're probably winning

In her defence, it *is* a dumb name

my main memory of Clara Jeffrey, a very highly paid editor of a political magazine, is that she thought the UK had a new electoral system in 2017 because she didn't know the phrase "first past the post" and thought it was "the first past-the-post election". and that she then doubled down on this

york v rochdale was good but it's no jimmy glass

I CALLED IT!

Horrors just within the realm of human comprehension