17k yesterday. Love a weekend walking around a city 🥰

Anything helps #mutualaid

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I had chips and Fanta and it helped

Imagine this being your mental health nurse

I'm hanging and I need some chips.

My Garmin watch said that my sleep was "shorter than ideal and non-restorative" and honestly it sounds like a review of a bad penis

Love all these suggestions thank you 🥰

I now have a Reform councillor, and I've decided I'm going to be a thorn in his side and make him fucking work and you all need to help me so please provide suggestions on what I can write to him about x

23k steps today!

Evergreen headline.

Just seen a brilliant and creepy art installation, pictures to follow but here's the description...

Interesting analysis for those of us interested in hope and aware of the big graph that shows Reform peaked in October last year and is sliding inexorably down.

Mimosas with breakfast because why not

Berlin-bound on EasyJet's finest with @ht-honey.bsky.social @lucystargazer.bsky.social

Airport cocktails. Cheers palssssss

So this guy is a balls out antisemite. Suggest blocking.

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Sleep time. Gotta go vote in the morning before work! #votegreen

God people on this app are annoying and exhausting

Re this, can anyone find an unpaywalled version of the NY Times British-Irish dialect quiz 👀 www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Just finished my Mother’s Day gift for my mom. I followed a video tutorial and made a slight change to the pattern. Not bad for two hours of work. #crochet

Whenever I see Grimes's name all I can think of is Groimes

Packed for a long weekend in Berlin with @ht-honey.bsky.social and @lucystargazer.bsky.social 🥰

If you are voting tomorrow, don’t forget your ID

There is an American man on this episode of Masterchef who has a very superman jaw

Right what would be your signature dish on masterchef then

Oh, When Did This Happen? #Art by Tiny Piece of Mercury

"I would eat those dumplings" I say aloud as I watch Masterchef

Popped out to get some lunch and urgh Reform campaigners on the promenade of shops. Tried to give me a leaflet I told them absofuckinglutely not, was very tempted to stop have a go but alas I have a call to get back for

To the woman who just did two massive sneezes on the tube without covering her nose and mouth: fuck you

Amazing!!

This is nail biting #snooker

More very odd dreams. I do wonder what makes my brain do this.

This painting is titled "The Day After" and was painted by the Norwegian artist Edvard Munch between 1894 and 1895.

How is it that a phone manages to go off in every single session of the snooker?? HOW have people not learned??

We have an *extremely* important announcement to make. From Wednesday, we will be launching our puffin live cam, coming to you from the Farne Islands. So you can watch puffins all day long. In celebration, please enjoy this clip of puffins being really busy for 39 seconds straight.

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Greatly enjoying the fact that they struggled to find jurors for the case that Musk is currently involved in because so many people hate him

To add to this: reporting that kept saying that the post “alleged” that the officers kicked the suspect in the head introduced doubt where there is none. The video showed them kicking him in the head.

One of my favorite Oscar Wilde anecdotes is that he once did a reading and Q&A in a mine. With miners. Like down a mineshaft. He had this crazy idea that everybody of every occupation deserved and could benefit from art and information

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones

As of today I am in a writing anthology. It has my full name attached so if we're mutes... drop me a DM if you're interested in reading I will also post the poem here tbh

Just had a lovely 2 hours where I spoke to my cousin and then my grandparents and honestly I love my family, we have had our issues in the past but now we're just... there for each other. And that's so lovely.

I can't stop laughing at this, and this quote

Inspired by a post I just saw (I will reveal later) Who is someone you fancy that explains a LOT about who you are as a person?

That went down very nicely

Cactus cactus cactus

New meme just dropped