nobody ever challenge my witchy powers again because this little witch just made this happen

Thought this train was just going to Birmingham so was planning to nap but actually it's going all the way to Edinburgh and I think I'm too paranoid about missing my stop to nap ☹️

Edward Sausagehands

This train is over enthusiastically air conditioned, it's 10 degrees outside, can you not

Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline. www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

This is one of the worst things I've ever heard tbqh

This is a disgusting time to be waiting for a tube

Just got home and so very very happy with past me for leaving leftovers for dinner tonight

Love being stuck on a non-moving tube, just love it.

15 hour day today, 6:30am train tomorrow, fml

Idk if everyone is trying to piss me off simultaneously today or whether that's just coincidence

Can't switch brain off. Stupid brain.

'Hedgehog', supplanting the Old English 'igl', is first recorded in 1450, right at the start of the acceleration of the enclosures, which entailed the separation of land into fenced or hedged areas. The history of the decline of feudalism & the rise of capitalism is coded in the name of this animal:

Millenium Bridge, Newcastle upon Tyne, 24th September 2025 22.16

Ah man, tears. Ffs.

You just don’t expect random philosophical questions at the supermarket.

He has been transferred and is going to there for the foreseeable and urgh. Hate this.

Stop trying to make me like autumn it's not going to happen ffs

Walking back to the tube and hate that it's not even 9pm and it feels SO much later fuck this stupid season

If this worked I would def do this to my enemies tbh

Dreamt I was attempting voodoo by wrapping an elastic band around the doll's head and it made the top of the subject's head swell and swell and swell

I’ll eat this whale in one mouthful.

Grandad is back in hospital again and I can't.

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser

I have a 6:30am train on Friday :(

I have a 6:30am train on Friday :(

I have a spreadsheet at work I use to track all the projects I'm on, deadlines etc, it's very manual but the fact I have to update it helps remind me what I need to do by when etc...

My Fitbit is on the way out... contemplating a change of brand. Does anyone here have a Garmin smartwatch?

Every single day

Oh good only 10 calls today 🙃

Please can we make "oh my hog" happen please and thank you x

Oh my god so many burpees

Waiting to start gym class ... the class before are still in... why are there burpees 😭

Never mind

I need to pack my gym bag and think I might just go to bed tbh

Why does the autumn make me sad though

Ngl looking forward to this

lol who knew Bsky had easyJet scammers too

Euston is so fucking awful

I absolutely hate getting up in the dark

This is... bizarre

Look people are just going to leave / not bother coming here. Like if your only thing is economic (which mine isn't btw, people are people no one is illegal etc) this is clearly very stupid

Ok it turns out dumbbell snatches are making me ache more though

Poetry is a matter of life, not just a matter of language. —Lucille Clifton

Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it

Ooh pick your Le Creuset Nuit pairings!

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Autumn Equinox for the Northern Hemisphere is 1819UT 22 September 2025. 🔭 🧪

Always loved Nadiyah