ladies shut up pls, the professional goodfellas understander has something to say

adorableness alert

So, we did a thing...

it’s me and lucy give each other static shocks season so that’s exciting

canal water and ozzy’s ashes

petition to fill my urn with glitter. i want whoever drops me to ride an emotional rollercoaster from horror to relief to ahhh fuck, my carpets

the person who stole my identity wants to return it, is this bad

Late Ass Friday entry

My doctor says yes

noʎ ɹoɟ sı ɓop pɹɐʍuʍop ɟı ɹoʇɔop ɹnoʎ ʞsɐ

We take the cat into the garden and show her leaves like she’s a baby which she is

Happy Friday, friends! Klein has another treat for you. Please enjoy this short video starring who else but our handsome Klein boy. #CatVideos #Catsky #CatsofBluesky #OneOrangeBraincell #FridayFeeling

oh no she’s confiscated my decongestant spray Goodbye breathing through both nostrils 😭

#Caturday #OtisBDriftwood #CatsOfBluesky

drop some telephones

saturday

Letting shitposters name trains, Starmer’s Britain

Morning

happy caturday you want your face stroked with donut?

got my cheese finding glasses on do you have cheeses

i'm so glad that the online safety act is protecting children.

remembered i have glasses and this has resolved one of the aches but maybe not the one you’d think. or maybe the one you’d think

i have a headache and an ass ache, starmer must condemn

#VeeMakes OK, remember this? Turns out, I COULD make it.

The perfect hobby doesn't exi...

do you just cum once or twice, or are you a

Oh, I see. Get steadily chillier for a couple of weeks then BAM it's hot now. It's hot again. Hope you like carrying your jacket around like a dickhead.

lucy butthole update

friday

Anyway. Sandi decided to bling herself up last night by getting a fridge magnet stuck on her collar and wandering about the house with it...

hai

tag yourself

did i mention that i have lovely bsky friends who send me new bedding bc i had a gynaecological nightmare on mine 🫶

someone’s about to get their butthole sprayed with this (not me)

"This too shall pass" is great and all, but there is still the unpleasant matter of the 'This' in question.

my bipolar brain when the mania starts to wear off

romeo and pooliet

arriving today (i’ve never enjoyed completing the alt text more)

lucy has had a little sick in her litter tray as a treat. how have YOU treated yourself kindly today?

Clown to the left of one, jokers to the right. Here one is stuck in the middle with you.

End of level boss @vimtotime.bsky.social

thursday

They found a new planet, Niptune

IT WAS SO GOOD LADS

i’m buying lucy a grooming wrap and found this important image

going to watch spinal tap 2 later 🤘🥳🤘

just a cpl of girls chilling

sitting heee unable to sleep but listening to the rain and feeling cosy, i’m barely thinking about the big S for now .also i quadrupled my night med so jot that down, hope it helps