tuesday

distracted from cooking by RIVERS OF UNDER BOOB SWEAT

we eventually evacuated to the library which was much cooler, did the rest of the lesson there. teacher and i went back up to classroom briefly bc i forgot something and we were like fuuuck, we were sitting in this stifling hot room, why?!? no wonder we’re half dead

college is gonna suuuck today. our classroom felt uncomfortably warm when it was 20 degrees outside, it’ll be 32 today, i’m not even sure everyone will live to see lunch break

eating fridge chocolate in bed hbu

Got the lads*** coming over later for a bit of a session** so preparing* (*setting some lollies, making sure the water pistols are operating smoothly, angling the parasol) (**paddling pool session) (***the lads are all 4-years-old)

CHEESE DAY CHEESE DAY IT'S A CHEESE DAY PEOPLE CHASE A CHEESE DOWN A FUCKING MASSIVE HILL

trying to enhance my spanish lessons by singing along to this on repeat (lucy is unmoved) youtu.be/tdSLuPje0Gc?...

good morning

MUMMY BEAVER IS CURRENTLY FEEDING BABBY BEAVERS THIS IS NOT A DRILL www.youtube.com/live/hy765ud...

don’t forget that SPF

swedish prawn toast

No Morrisons, I will not take your serving suggestion

He also comes in Big Stretch mode

yo leo, mucho cc @freepearn.bsky.social

@traceyno.bsky.social, a beloved family member just misheard this as "Hands Off, Cheese Mine", so obviously you need to be told. youtu.be/BR4HiPHRbrs

gotta spritz the cat and other warm day things

Can't find my cat

treating myself to double night cheese (cheese strings and cheese croissants (that’s right, the Night Croissant™️ is back))

girl nap

this doesn’t seem ok

Jeff, I'm willing to take a punt and give it a try.

5 day weekend motherfuckers 🖕🖕🖕🖕

here is my quick rendition of the superhero/villain Night Croissant as you'll notice, they're wearing a croissant mask, and are depicted in the process of throwing their deadly yet delicious croissarang

watching deadpool and wolverine on my lap, just me and my Night Croissant™️

Honestly never occurred to me that you'd be posting about something that was not me

tuesday

aww 🥹

rip 🙏

this is the most believable thing i’ve ever read on the internet

@traceyno.bsky.social This is getting weird tbh

this assignment is going grrreat

he’s a bit dusty but guess who’s back

Can you do this too?

Cats are the answer to the question "What if we gave a baby mobility and knives?"

Planking strengthens the core. #caturday #OtisBDriftwood #CatsOfBluesky

this is the *real* must read list

they are really good. also, more cookies should be individually wrapped imho

mental health status:

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

passed critical thinking 🥳

when you want scritches but have also forbidden use of the scritching tool

I just discovered that my predictive text corrects pina colada to "pink colleagues" and now I can't stop thinking about that.

Apparently Banksy would like All cats to have their own cat sofa.. she was shocked when I told her some cats don't... so I've put them on sale to make it easier for their humans to rectify this... craftysharp.etsy.com

me emerging from my Thames bathing spot:

oh hai

wes fleeting is this anything?

drop some TEETH

slept funny but not funny haha more like funny oh god my neeeeccckk