Wednesday mood: unclear. #OtisBDriftwood #CatsOfBluesky

“I will stick to comedy when our politicians stick to policy and stop protecting big tech and start protecting the people that put them into office,” said @charlieberens.bsky.social, to applause. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 The mayor and labor unions need to wise up. Communities > "staying competitive," aka exoloitable

I guess we're out of beer.

Planking strengthens the core. #caturday #OtisBDriftwood #CatsOfBluesky

Working hard or hardly working. #OtisBDriftwood #CatsOfBluesky

Name a song with "girl" in the title but replace girl with squirrel: The Squirrel I Can't Forget

Slight increase the band: The Whom

The push ads I've been getting for WordPerfect and CorelDRAW are making me feel very, very old. And a little nostalgic. But mostly old.

Can't wait to read the full game coverage in Tuesday's Strib.

Really good to hear "Wits" again, @johnmoe.bsky.social. I've missed it, even more than I realized.

Perfect occasion to finally post these on bsky

Feels like something you would like, @wenz.bsky.social

#Caturday Evening Post #OtisBDriftwood #CatsOfBluesky

My "This Is Not A Golden Calf" t-shirt....

How do we know he's not actually dead, and just doing a bit?

Google search AI blatantly lying about the average price of gasoline according to AAA.

All kinds of ways to spin this, but I still think it's funny that CGI hit its all-time highest valuation just before they laid me off last year, and it's been downhill ever since.

This is who fried the rice.

Attention @chrissteller.bsky.social

Oh my god. Indycar what are you doing

Oh no

hard to believe a guy who pays other people to play his video games for him would be posting as his own mom instead of just paying that sweaty sycophantic dude to run the account

Has he not flown in that amount of time? You get charged for everything on a flight now. It's gone up steadily and service has gone down. You used to get a snack at least. You didn't have to pay for luggage. You used to get a pillow and blanket, free to use. It sucks to fly and now you pay 💰💰💰💰

If I made the rules, you wouldn't be allowed to sell a tea kettle without first providing an audio file demonstrating exactly how brain-rattling its whistle is.

A Study in Black and White. #caturday #OtisBDriftwood #CatsOfBluesky

Makes sense.

Post your warning sign

By 2040, it is projected that 70% of the U.S. population will live in just 15 states. This means 30% of the population—disproportionately rural, white, and conservative—will control 70 Senate seats.

I think letting SNAP recipients have hot rotisserie chicken is good, actually.

I'd write a manuscript predicting the downfall of civilization at the hands of an obese, orange-skinned reality television star. (I'd also include little doodles of rabbits jousting on snailback in the margins to ensure somebody actually reads it.)

My man doing foreplay with pH strips. I'm sick over it

Apex stars play a vital ecological role in controlling the population of lesser stars and day players.

Statue of limitations has not expired on this tweet.

Not a huge Comey fan, blah blah blah, but this is fucking ridiculous.

What's the penalty for defacing your own passport?

A bit late to the game. 😕 SIDE A: "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" - Paula Cole SIDE B: "The Lonely Bull" - Herb Alpert

"We're gonna build the best spider hole. It's gonna be beautiful. People are saying there's never been a spider hole like it anywhere."

Informed Delivery just informed me that I'm getting a letter from the IRS today, so that's the day ruined.

Time to Monday. #OtisBDriftwood #CatsOfBluesky

You should be reporting on things law enforcement says, not a pathological liar.

"Dude! You forgot #caturday!?" #OtisBDriftwood #CatsOfBluesky

I was writing jokes for Amber Ruffin when she was supposed to host the White House Correspondent's Dinner last year, but then she got fired for saying bad things about Donald Trump. I think tonight, I shall post a few of them here.

Has anyone ever considered, instead of trying to improve a team by changing players, maybe they should be playing a different sport?

Depends. Is that the entire poll?

Quoting for reach.

Thank you Peggy.

@chrissteller.bsky.social may need to change his pasta-sauce-buying habits.

Theater teaches team work, resilience, project management, public speaking, listening, patience, empathy, and so, so much more. The loss of this theater program is tragic, and if business leaders were serious about wanting soft skills in the workforce they'd fund programs at every school.