sigh 😔

wait, there was a Pseudo-Aristotle?

looking forward to the novelization of One Battle After Another

must be rough when it’s all about you

Thomas Pynchon died after the publication of Mason & Dixon and was replaced by an Ai

you will never be Fish

watching bill maher: conservative makes outrageous and unfounded accusation token “liberal” responds by saying “gosh i don’t know, you might be right” 🤮

thanks for this “analysis”

love this 30 Rock outtake

maggie visits “war ravaged” portland last month

apparently the true measure of intelligence is convincing yourself to believe stupid stuff

remember when the smart kids said the best predictor for trump’s second term was his first term and not, you know, the stuff he very explicitly told us he was going to do in a second term? good times, good times

is this true?

sigh 😔

also they’re purging the generals next week?

guy in coffee shop yelling into his phone

james comey?

do we know where the video for Achin’ To Be was filmed?

mood

i’m sorry, wut?

is Elmo related to Grover?

“There Will Be Spuds”

my monkey has been reading your tweets and he really likes your vibe

i’m surprised you don’t follow me and i don’t follow you 🤷‍♀️

if you unfollow me, i will hunt you down like the dog you are

“There Will Be Mud”?

“Canadiana”

Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice. David + David Souter

looking for rational answers to irrational questions 👀

um, no

Margaret von Westrum, Dowager Princess of Thurn and Taxis

“There Will Be Blood” “One Battle After Another” dude, you’re giving away the plot right there in the title - spoiler alerts please!

sorry but i get my vaccine advice from ace ventura pet detective

before casting Harrison Ford, george lucas offered the role of han solo to Steve Martin

the only reason you don’t understand my tweets is that you don’t like them!

genuinely bored with food

sister act was originally supposed to star sylvester stallone

enjoyed this version more

Philip K. Dick was the most important American writer of the 20th century

unearthed home movie of mother westrum 🎥

NSFW a band Hüsker Döuche

i forget, were Spinal Tap at Live Aid?

be as happy as patrick stewart playing the banjo

my favorite Dickens novel is Steak House, but I also like the one about the magician