AL Central: Flyover division

HEY PLEASE BE PEACEFUL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

100% he had a preexisting GI bleed from too many cheeseburgers

If you’re out doing ICE monitoring, resistance, or community aid work, your first drink is on me Say hi when I’m at @blackhartstp.com and I’ve got you 🤙🏻 We are a safe space and I’m so grateful for that❤️ (We’ve got n/a, thc, coffee, all the stuff)

Just replace everything he says with wet fart noises and you’ll know what actions he’ll really take

Arresting every ICE employee would get more criminals off the streets then arresting all of the people ICE is targeting.

Since we could all use a timeline cleanse, here's a nice variety of critters that visited my backyard yesterday.

The career U.S. Justice Department attorney known for prosecuting social services fraud in Minnesota has resigned along with other attorneys at the Minnesota U.S. Attorney's Office in protest of the office's actions on the ICE shooting probe. By @msepic.bsky.social share.google/EW5nCRFuNIDV...

“Absenteeism” is the thing they’re concerned about????

41° at MSP right now. Never bet against sun and southwest winds. meltmeltmeltmelt

Sometimes vertical photos are ok

You can say Merry Protein again

Breakfast scraps for everyone. #EverybodyLovesMousecow #AndMissyToo

Amy planned Trump’s inauguration and voted for the Secretary of Agriculture who is starving people on food stamps.

In extraordinary message, Fed chair announces that he’s being extorted/coerced by the US government under color of law.

i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo

Delivered meals today to people too afraid to leave their house. If you can do anything to help, please do.

People aren't leaving; looks like more have arrived since we have. Someone just shouted "suck my dick" and the crowd joined in with a spontaneous "suck his dick!" chant.

Need a distraction today?

[horse meeting] We're getting a lot of good feedbag

Shouldn't be that hard to ban a child porn website

Abolish ICE

In case you’re wondering whether the pro-ICE reactions to Renee Nicole Good’s murder are natural, here’s a comment that was just left on my video. My video about anti-transgender bias at the BBC. I haven’t made a video about Good yet. youtu.be/pWm3dK8tPto

ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens

Having studied a range of historical reform movements, revolutions, and failed revolts, it’s been fascinating to watch the interplay between liberals & leftists (or moderates & radicals), in their various shades, as both try to oppose the ICE presence in Minnesota.

Lol will the wallet inspector also be there? apnews.com/article/trum...

The wrong one is retiring

some photos from portland and 34th today. we'll have a story up on racket soon. they gassed us, they knocked folks to the ground, and i watched agents ram a white pickup into a group of protesters, if you're wondering who was actually doing car violence.

So he DID give up

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...

I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents

Trump thinks he'll be greeted as a liberator because he heard in Venezuela they love arepas.

I thought Trump was deporting Venezuelans, now we're importing them? MAKE UP YOUR MIND TRUMP.

Good morning! 🪶

You’re telling me the world’s dumbest prosecutors who couldn’t convict a guy for throwing a sandwich at military or whatever are going to get this conviction?

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

Jesus, I’ve seen what the US has done to other country’s presidents and I want that for me.

I suggest kazoos

A mnemonic device for remembering the Great Lakes

New Year’s Eve is a time to reflect on the year passed. Which is different from every other day of the year when thinking about everything I’ve done in the past is called Generalized Anxiety Disorder.

flying into manila at midnight on new year’s (via reddit)

It ain’t easy cleaning a mane this gorgeous

I thought it was interesting that the multiple of the debt was about 3-4x payroll again, which implies they’re just using the team as a cash flow source and at some point it hits maximum leverage and they have to address it, usually with outside funds.

Too bad they're only selling shorts and not pants, it's a little cold for that today

New plan: I'll stop criticizing AI the moment it's used to make autocorrect perfect