Nice of the USMNT to invite their plumber to sit on the bench with the team

Australia have taken over from France for the worst kit collars

Over-under: Will Pochettino’s second shirt stay on thru the half?

It really is the Treaty of Versailles all over again, expect we’re the ones paying reparations

At least they didn’t use the tick-covered poppyseed muffin graphic www.npr.org/2026/06/11/n...

There was this one time, I got a really dumb fortune

It means “the boy” www.npr.org/2026/06/17/g...

Leo Messi? The MLS player?

Now that it has been returned to the traditional green color it's also worth pointing out that as it does not have pockets it is technically the Reflecting Billiards

why is the iran deal still a secret

Just a reminder that we still have plenty of these stickers you can buy and plaster about town. 100% of profits go Urban Village in Saint Paul @mndarkclouds.bsky.social shop.mnwonderwall.com/products/f-ice

they're good! i said it!

I’m just a caveman lawyer, but if you want Israel to do something as part of a peace deal, shouldn’t they be part of that deal? apnews.com/article/iran...

Wes, holding up a skull in his front yard:

Senegal is for the birds!

Well have we tried giving the department more money??

To all the people missing my point and correcting the name of the game Data played, the holodeck episodes were good, actually

🎶Cut my jeans into pieces These are my fancy jorts🎶

There was a Star Trek next generation episode where Data was playing 4D chess against some alien who was unbeatable, so he decided to play to a stalemate. I don’t know why I remembered that exactly now.

This win is really gonna put “New York city” on the map

A massive one at that.

Imagine if the US weren’t a fascist proto Nazi Germany, this is what makes the World Cup fun. Sometimes mixing races and cultures is fun, people should try it.

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

Scotland plays in the World Cup tonight, crank it up to a million

Philosophers from Paraguay are wise guays

You need a hydration break in a domed stadium? Showing your hand early there, FIFA

ok, all in for Mexico now

World Cup, Day 2: Mexico shows the world what CONCACAF is all about

Went for a nice walk to visit my favorite depressed electrical box

Can it stop raining now?

NOW would be the funniest time for it to happen

I think this is what NYC must have felt like during the events seen in the documentary Ghostbusters

In my race to die before seeing the phrase “nipple-related documents” in a news story about the President and Vice-President of the United States, I have lost.

Yessssss it’s officially so humid outside it condensed on my AC cooled windows

LaTroy Hawkins is a LEGEND. Dude pitched for like every MLB team - and is currently on the Twins staff. He posted this during a game. r/baseball is absolutely loving this as well.

We’re all trying to find the fishermen who did this

Yeah, BIRD brains lol got em www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks...

Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend!

He better have enough leadership to make them treat him as an adult now that he’s CFO www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Fuck it raging fridge layouts. Not a fan, I never know if the little door on top pulls out. It was weird when my grandparents house had it. Not a fan now 4/10

ok water calm down

The last time I was out here it was 120 degrees colder

The Fred Rogers Production has started uploading every episode of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for free. www.youtube.com/@misterroger...

Meet Enoki!

Just like the Bears

hey baby are you an angle? because i'm crap at spelling

“these assholes won’t know what hit them” it’s me, invisible, slapping someone. only i said it out loud so they know now

You might say it’s… over the hill www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...