I told my 17yo the Monty python “der were zwei peanuts walking down the Straße, und one was assaulted” joke and he literally couldn’t stop laughing

LIVE ABOLISH ICE Concert in Minneapolis | Renee Good & Alex Pretti Memorial Concert LIVE NOW: youtube.com/live/LYp18OZ...

Who called them coins with heads of state on them and not regime change?

clarifying to my in-laws when I can’t tell them what the weather will be this weekend that i said i was a meaty urologist.

Since this is a senate race, I'm gonna give most people something of a pass, but man, you gotta stop expending energy caring about elections in places you have no connection to. People there will have very different motivations/thoughts than you! (and they might elect dumbasses!)

WTAF

say it with your name attached, bro

Garden of Feline Delights

Scuse me dats mine

Never, EVER, expect journalists to be able to report on math

SEE??? www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

The Holey Roman Empire

This rain? Yep, needed

YOU ASKED FOR THIS! Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

I’m linguistically telling you to shut the fuck up www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Great Wolf Lodge debuts Ranch Milkshake topped with carrots, celery and chicken nuggets

“Saturn Devouring His Son” Francisco Goya (c. 1820-1823)

I just assume it’s pronounced “Mar-Kwayne”

Why such a hang dog expression?

What’s the right amount of child abuse for people to finally quit the Catholic Church? apnews.com/article/rhod...

Do both kitties want a carrot? No

Low clouds in light blue. The bane of a temperature forecast. Even though a lot of the east metro is sunny and in the low to mid 50s, the west metro is hazy/cloudy and in the upper 40s.

Good morning! Yes, this is he

The perfect business name does not exis-

Maybe they shouldn’t have capitulated with Na-zhays

I’m back! Pretty good job, Minnesota, a solid B+

Gas was $2.85 here when I left for the weekend. Thanks Trump.

“…And a second posthumously to Rush Limbaugh, just to be a dick” apnews.com/article/trum...

Musician Lou Reed takes a ride on the wild side Happy #BicycleBirthday, Lou! March 2 (1942-2013)

I was flying o’er Winslow Arizona, Such a boring sight to see. It’s just sand! My lord, It’s rough and what’s more, Anakin says it’s so scratch-y

Pups this time 🥰🥰🥰 Have a peaceful Sunday afternoon/ evening bluskys 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Remember, ACAB includes the boys in the NYPD choir

Ebenfalls:

This is completely inaccurate, those should be sackbuts.

Times like these I’m so glad Merrick Garland stuck to “norms” & refused to prosecute Trump for his many crimes. Because yes—while we are facing the very real threat of global nuclear war—at least we don’t have the shame of a former president sitting in prison. Boy would that’ve been embarrassing.

Snow potential for Saturday looks like it'd start around 10am-ish and light-moderate snow through afternoon, wrapping up later. That's using the high-res NAM model, which gives us about 2" of snow. European gives us about 1" with most south of Minneapolis. It'll be light, long, and annoying. #MNWX

Wise words

We’re gonna make America healthy again!! Arizona:

The fact that a handful of pastoralist NIMBYs were allowed to derail an already funded project to put in an accessible ramp that would've taken no more than 5% of garden footprint remains appalling to this day. A pox on all who caused this outcome.

How DARE you not put “laser” in quotes?? apnews.com/article/mili...

Ice cave on Lake Superior

Afternoon poof

BUT HIS EMAILS (No, seriously, his emails) apnews.com/video/we-hav...

Dang, remember "a glass of wine a day is good for you"? Turns out they goofed up the research, all alcohol consumption increases your risk of mortality. But ya gotta have at least some fun in life. www.cbc.ca/documentarie...