Norm.

Norm norm norm norm norm norm norm norm norm!! Norm.

I'm getting ready to go on a trip and went down a rabbit hole for what's allowed in carry-on and checked bags from the TSA: www.tsa.gov/travel/secur...

None of your emails are finding me well.

Copy & Paste: Tomorrow brings a day much like today, but the winds won’t be nearly as breezy #WeatherLoon #mnwx

Converted from Xitter to BlueSky: Ass, grass, or woims. No one rides for free.

i realized a long time ago that setting this video to the nfl primetime music would be the best thing i ever do on the internet i'm okay with that

YOU GUYS I GOT TO MEET MY PARENTS’ NEW PUPPY

*fewer www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks...

Kitty want blueberry? No

Humans are amazing apnews.com/article/mara...

lol this game has everything

Minnesota's Donte DiVincenzo has been diagnosed with a torn right Achilles tendon, sources tell ESPN. His season is over with a lengthy recovery. Devastating blow for the Timberwolves starting guard.

Damn they're saying Wolf Blitzer ripped his shirt off and screamed "come get some"

Just heard about the shooter. Really tragic stuff. Feels like you hear a story like this about a shooter every day now... The Wolves just cannot afford to lose Donte Divincenzo like this. Best shooter they got

My wife, a music teacher: “the way you remember the key of F is it has one fffffffffflat.”

Roses are overplayed, Violets are boring,

Hold onto yer butts

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Well heck I WAS gonna go to bed on time guess I can’t get up now

Blow it up like the whale.

Welp that was a fun half of basketball, shame the second half will go until midnight. Let me know how it goes

If I were the Timberwolves, I would simply have 3 more quarters like that

Duh apnews.com/article/amne...

this is the best website on earth by far

I can’t wait to find out how dumb their mommas are

Now we just need the dewpoint over 60 and this will be the perfect April day

There is only one Malört, and it’s not made in Kingsfield

We warmed into the upper 70s today, and we’re pushing into the 80s next. Winds kick back up and linger through week’s end with a system sliding through - Stay updated with the forecast here: https://www.youtube.com/@WeatherLoon/live #mnwx

Just heard Kash Patel referred to as "J Edgar Boozer" for the first time, and LOL.

There’s no prouder moment in a father’s life when his new driver does his first Jeep wave ✌️

huskies are the orange cats of dogs

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Is there anything better than 40’s on the weekend and 80’s on a Wednesday? Because I can’t think of anything better.

We need more baby goats 🐐 ♥️

the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

Error 404, cat broken

Kitty want avocado toast? No

We all have days like this

Schrödinger’s Strait of Hormuz

This one time, I paid money to go to Wits and had a great time and just left without being weird it was great.

This is hilarious 😂😂 They made a song out of the comment section on this video! 🤣🤣

Ffs does China really believe that this will be limited to just the Seattle airport?? Boy howdy the World Cup is gonna be fun this summer. apnews.com/article/chin...

Kitty want pulled pork? No. What the hell??

Kitty want guacamole? No

150 of them in the winter hooray!

So in other words… he‘s been separated from his family for too long?

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

So instead of a rickroll it was a dick troll?