Trump take World Cup

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In his book, 'The Cruelty of Nice Folks,' Ellis looks at how when it comes to race, Minneapolis is trapped in cycles of good intentions and failure to follow through.

The game of soccer has proved insufficient to resolve a game of soccer. We will play a different game instead.

COLUMN: Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

FUCK ICE

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More fortune cookies should quote Faith No More lyrics at us

"So, the president just posted that he’s not going to follow the law anymore. And naturally, our readers want to know if that’s legal. That’s not for us to say—we are not lawyers; we are journalists. What we do know is that it’s unprecedented."

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Possibly the first email I ever sent to a person I didn’t know was to an Arcwelder address asking them to please play more all-ages shows.

Wow Grant Wahl Day snuck up on me this year #MNUFC

FINAL: Columbus Crew (2), Minnesota United FC (3) No scorigami. This score has happened 213 times in MLS history, most recently on April 25, 2026 (St. Louis City vs. SJ Earthquakes). 2.3% of MLS games end with the away side winning 3-2, the 14th most common scoreline. #MLS #Scorigami

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Drop your crime-fighting Catholics

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY

Two weeks

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Nope Nope #NoKings #Michigan

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ICE officers getting paid for standing around doing nothing while TSA employees work without pay is a pretty succinct summation of where we're at right now

How else you gonna be half as cool as @go4abe.bsky.social

We all get to post this exact same message when Trump dies. That’s the rule now. That’s the goal.

Sickos meme but it’s me looking out watching the snow melt

Happy St Patrick’s Day! For no reason whatsoever here’s a Troubles-era folk song about blowing whistles and raising a ruckus to warn the neighborhood that the British army had arrived. youtu.be/eNNjIqSwCDQ?...

Happy St Patrick’s Day! For no reason whatsoever here’s a Troubles-era folk song about blowing whistles and raising a ruckus to warn the neighborhood that the British army had arrived. youtu.be/eNNjIqSwCDQ?...

No, I am not worried about 'declining' birth rates, I accept them as post-modern birth rates, the birth rates that naturally happen once the conditions are set that children can be expected to survive to adulthood reliably and that women are allowed to be educated and become full citizens.

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Truly a perfect news alert

Love you Minneapolis (Saint Paul you’re cool too)

I still think this falls short of an Orange Ball forecast for #MNUFC but there’s hope!

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The beatings will continue until morale improves

Close!

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It’s time, MNUFC

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