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Burnt Out Teacher Way More Excited for Career Day Presentations Than the Kids
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Burnt Out Teacher Way More Excited for Career Day Presentations Than the Kids
Local over-worked teacher Jason Nance was far more interested in her classâs Career Day presentations than her own students.
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The Hard Times Guide To Tricking Your Summer Fling Into Listening to Pulp
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The Hard Times Guide To Tricking Your Summer Fling Into Listening to Pulp
Ah, summer is in the air, and so is opportunity - the opportunity to meet someone new and exciting, and turn them into a Pulp fan. But how will you subtly go about introducing this person to the most ...
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/the-hard-times-guide-to-tricking-your-summer-fling-into-listening-to-pulp/
8 days ago
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New Disneyland Attraction Just Roped off Area for Couples To Scream at Each Other
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New Disneyland Attraction Just Roped off Area for Couples To Scream at Each Other
Disney celebrated the grand opening of its newest park attraction today, consisting of a roped off area in the middle of the Magic Kingdom for couples to scream at each other.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/new-disneyland-attraction-just-roped-off-area-for-couples-to-scream-at-each-other/
8 days ago
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Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot
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Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot
Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today.
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Born Again Crust Punk Baptized in Sewage
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Born Again Crust Punk Baptized in Sewage
Local born again crust punk Richard âSkuz-Dixxâ Vanderbilt was recently baptized in sewage after deciding to reenter the Church of Latter-day Stains.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/born-again-crust-punk-baptized-in-sewage/
13 days ago
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The Next Alex Jones? This Parrot Learned To Say âDeep Stateâ
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The Next Alex Jones? This Parrot Learned To Say âDeep Stateâ
Does anyone want to buy a parrot? Heâs a beautiful blue and yellow macaw, very well-behaved, enjoys grapes, and, unfortunately, he knows how to say âDeep State.â And itâs the only thing he knows how t...
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/the-next-alex-jones-this-parrot-learned-to-say-deep-state/
15 days ago
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RFK Jr. Claims He Can Tell a Child Is Unhealthy Just by Licking Them
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RFK Jr. Claims He Can Tell a Child Is Unhealthy Just by Licking Them
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed that he could tell a child is unhealthy just by licking them.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-jr-claims-he-can-tell-a-child-is-unhealthy-just-by-licking-them/
15 days ago
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Stephen Miller and Mr. Beast Entering Hour 72 of Soulless, Dead-Eyed Staring Contest
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Stephen Miller and Mr. Beast Entering Hour 72 of Soulless, Dead-Eyed Staring Contest
The contest between White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller and YouTube superstar Mr. Beast shows no signs of winding down at the close of its third day.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/stephen-miller-and-mr-beast-entering-hour-72-of-soulless-dead-eyed-staring-contest/
19 days ago
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Trump Says if Americans In D.C. Don't Start Cooperating He Will Call in the IDF
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Trump Says if Americans In D.C. Don't Start Cooperating He Will Call in the IDF
President Trump threatened the residents of the nationâs capital by saying that if they donât fall in line and obey the orders of American law enforcement agencies he will be forced to call in the IDF...
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/trump-says-if-americans-in-d-c-dont-start-cooperating-he-will-call-in-the-idf/
19 days ago
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CNN Premium Subscribers Given News Stories a Week Early
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CNN Premium Subscribers Given News Stories a Week Early
Major media outlet CNN began offering news stories a week early for subscribers to their premium service.
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Report: Teachers More Triggered by âBack to Schoolâ Advertisements Than Their Students
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Report: Teachers More Triggered by "Back to School" Advertisements Than Their Students
A report released by the National Education Association on school preparedness found that U.S. teachers were exponentially more likely to have a nervous breakdown over the sight of âback to schoolâ ad...
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/report-teachers-more-triggered-by-back-to-school-advertisements-than-their-students/
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SpaceX Engineer Explodes at Desk
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SpaceX Engineer Explodes at Desk
A mechanical engineer at SpaceX spontaneously exploded while quietly working on a CAD drawing.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/spacex-engineer-explodes-at-desk/
about 1 month ago
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Misogynist Who Canât Get a Second Date Starting to Wonder if Maybe Itâs Him, in Addition to the Liberal Media
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Misogynist Who Canât Get a Second Date Starting to Wonder if Maybe Itâs Him, in Addition to the Liberal Media
Local misogynist Bryce Turner is starting to suspect that he, in addition to MSNBC, are to blame for his inability to convince a woman to be in his presence for even a second longer than absolutely ne...
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/misogynist-who-cant-get-a-second-date-starting-to-wonder-if-maybe-its-him-in-addition-to-the-liberal-media/
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Man Who Sold Burned CDs of Limewire MP3s Out of His Locker Arrested After Decades Long Manhunt
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Man Who Sold Burned CDs of Limewire MP3s Out of His Locker Arrested After Decades Long Manhunt
Local man Jason Ulbrych was arrested after being accused of selling burned CDs out of his locker full of MP3s he downloaded off of Limewire while he was a teenager.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/man-who-sold-burned-cds-of-limewire-mp3s-out-of-his-locker-arrested-after-decades-long-manhunt/
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Whoops: We Sat Down With Jason Voorhees Because We Thought He Was a Member of Slipknot
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Whoops: We Sat Down With Jason Voorhees Because We Thought He Was a Member of Slipknot
Oh man, we really need to do more research before we set up our interviews. To be fair, we are not huge nu-metalheads, but thatâsâŠ
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/whoops-we-sat-down-with-jason-voorhees-because-we-thought-he-was-a-member-of-slipknot/
about 1 month ago
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Womanâs Morning Positive Affirmations Replaced with Fiona Appleâs 1997 VMAs âThis World is Bullshitâ Speech
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Woman's Morning Positive Affirmations Replaced with Fiona Apple's 1997 VMAs "This World is Bullshitâ Speech
Local woman Ashleigh Deacon officially replaced her morning positive affirmations with the entirety of Fiona Appleâs 1997 MTV Video Music Awards âThis World is Bullshitâ speech.
https://thehardtimes.net/music/womans-morning-positive-affirmations-replaced-with-fiona-apples-1997-vmas-this-world-is-bullshit-speech/
about 1 month ago
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Rock Bottom or Peak Performance? This Dad Just Ate All the Uncrustables at Kidâs Birthday Party
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Rock Bottom or Peak Performance? This Dad Just Ate All the Uncrustables at Kidâs Birthday Party
Local Dad Matt Fredricksen was recently busted for eating all the Uncrustables at his daughter Kaylaâs 5th birthday. Naturally, Mattâs antics have left the people divided â did he finally hit rock bot...
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/rock-bottom-or-peak-performance-this-dad-just-ate-all-the-uncrustables-at-kids-birthday-party/
about 2 months ago
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ICE Agent Gets Wounded Veteran License Plates After His Feelings Are Hurt
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ICE Agent Gets Wounded Veteran License Plates After His Feelings Are Hurt
Local ICE agent Tony Stockton added wounded veteran plates to his Ford F150 after getting his feelings hurt in what he referred to as âthe Battle of San Bernadino.â
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/ice-agent-gets-wounded-veteran-license-plates-after-his-feelings-are-hurt/
about 2 months ago
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Concerning: New Boyfriendâs Sex Playlist Just 3 Locust Songs Long
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Concerning: New Boyfriendâs Sex Playlist Just 3 Locust Songs Long
Local 29-year-old Reema Cordero was alarmed to find that her recently official new boyfriend has a sex mix that is reportedly only a few Locust tracks.
https://thehardtimes.net/music/concerning-new-boyfriends-sex-playlist-just-3-locust-songs-long/
about 2 months ago
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Apple Watch Congratulates Local Oaf for Standing
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Apple Watch Congratulates Local Oaf for Standing
Local lummox Andrew Creosote felt a vague sense of accomplishment Tuesday morning when he uncharacteristically stood up triggering a congratulatory message from his Apple Watch.
https://thehardtimes.net/music/apple-watch-congratulates-local-oaf-for-standing/
about 2 months ago
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GWAR Concert Goes Viral After CEO of Tech Start Up Caught Having Affair on Analingus Cam
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GWAR Concert Goes Viral After CEO of Tech Start Up Caught Having Affair on Analingus Cam
BOSTON â Viral footage from GWARâs popular Analingus Cam supposedly shows a tech CEO engaged in a lewd sexual act with his mistress, multiple peopleâŠ
https://thehardtimes.net/music/gwar-concert-goes-viral-after-ceo-of-tech-start-up-caught-having-affair-on-analingus-cam/
2 months ago
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In Light of Stephen Colbertâs Politically Motivated Cancellation Iâm Taking a Stand and Unsubscribing From Paramount Plus as Soon as âDexter: Resurrectionâ Wraps up and I Watch âPet Semetary 2â and a Couple Other Movies
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In Light of Stephen Colbertâs Politically Motivated Cancellation Iâm Taking a Stand and Unsubscribing From Paramount Plus as Soon as âDexter: Resurrectionâ Wraps up and I Watch âPet Semetary 2â and a ...
For those of you not aware, CBS has just cancelled âThe Late Showâ a show that has been one of the most-watched late night shows since it first aired 32 years ago. The network claims this is a âfinanc...
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/in-light-of-stephen-colberts-politically-motivated-cancellation-im-taking-a-stand-and-unsubscribing-from-paramount-plus-as-soon-as-dexter-resurrection-wraps-up-and/
2 months ago
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Millennial Woman Who Starts and Ends Each Day With 3 Hours of Screen Time Really Into Mindfulness, Self-Care
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Millennial Woman Who Starts and Ends Each Day With 3 Hours of Screen Time Really Into Mindfulness, Self-Care
Local 34-year-old Meris Johnson reportedly stares at her phone for hours at a time in the morning and evening despite constantly championing her mindfulness and self-care routine.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/millennial-woman-who-starts-and-ends-each-day-with-3-hours-of-screen-time-really-into-mindfulness-self-care/
2 months ago
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Sharon Osbourne Says Ozzy Still Has 10â20 Good Shows Left in Him
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Sharon Osbourne Says Ozzy Still Has 10â20 Good Shows Left in Him
Sharon Osbourne believes that her recently deceased husband Ozzy Osbourne still has enough juice in the tank to keep touring and performing for at least another year.
https://thehardtimes.net/music/sharon-osbourne-says-ozzy-still-has-10-20-good-shows-left-in-him/
2 months ago
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Rock and Roll Lifestyle Finally Catches Up To Ozzy Osbourne, 76
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Rock and Roll Lifestyle Finally Catches Up To Ozzy Osbourne, 76
LOS ANGELES â Decades of hard partying and wild nights finally caught up to legendary metal musician Ozzy Osbourne who died at the young ageâŠ
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/rock-and-roll-lifestyle-finally-catches-up-to-ozzy-osbourne-76/
2 months ago
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Five Tips for Practicing Mindfulness as the Mushroom Cloud Grows in the Distance
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Five Tips for Practicing Mindfulness as the Mushroom Cloud Grows in the Distance
It's no secret that modern life can be profoundly anxiety-inducing. From the rising cost of living to maintaining relationships, one can easily forget how to find their center and practice self-care. ...
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/five-tips-for-practicing-mindfulness-as-the-mushroom-cloud-grows-in-the-distance/
2 months ago
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Punk Guitarist Gets Pre-Denial Offer From Credit Card Company
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Punk Guitarist Gets Pre-Denial Offer From Credit Card Companyc
Baxter Lenin, guitarist for Ketamine Chainsaw, recently received a âpre-denial offerâ in the mail from Capital One.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/punk-guitarist-gets-pre-denial-offer-from-credit-card-company/
2 months ago
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5 Ways To Tell Your Loved One Is Seeing Brand New This Weekend
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5 Ways To Tell Your Loved One Is Seeing Brand New This Weekend
You may find yourself wondering about your loved one who, several years ago, once picked a fight with another emo to defend Daisy. âIs heâ â and itâs going to be mostly dudes â âgoing to the Brand New...
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/5-ways-to-tell-your-loved-one-is-seeing-brand-new-this-weekend/
2 months ago
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Good Samaritan Zips Up Stranger's Fly for Him
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Good Samaritan Zips Up Stranger's Fly for Him
Local good samaritan Marvin Bell reportedly made bystanders uncomfortable today after he zipped up a strangerâs fly for him.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/good-samaritan-zips-up-strangers-fly-for-him/
2 months ago
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5 Snuff Films That Still Arenât as Disturbing as the âSex and the Cityâ Reboot
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5 Snuff Films That Still Arenât as Disturbing as the âSex and the Cityâ Reboot
I recently stumbled upon a video so deranged and unsettling, I could only assume it came from a pile of unlabeled VHS tapes at some backwoods garage sale. Shockingly, this smut was not leaked footage ...
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/5-snuff-films-that-still-arent-as-disturbing-as-the-sex-and-the-city-reboot/
2 months ago
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R.L. Stine Wondering If He Should Also Become an Insufferable Transphobe
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R.L. Stine Wondering If He Should Also Become an Insufferable Transphobe
Beloved childrenâs author R.L. Stine was wondering if he should alienate a large swath of people who grew up reading his books by becoming an insufferable transphobe like J.K. Rowling.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/r-l-stine-wondering-if-he-should-also-become-an-insufferable-transphobe/
2 months ago
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Opinion: Men Only Want One Thing and Itâs Beating Their Rival in a Drag Race To Win the Affections of a Woman
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Opinion: Men Only Want One Thing and Itâs Beating Their Rival in a Drag Race To Win the Affections of a Woman
Itâs been said that men are happy with the simple things in life, if youâre going off of their predilection for dino nuggies and furnishing their apartments with nothing but a flat screen TV and a cam...
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion-men-only-want-one-thing-and-its-beating-their-rival-in-a-drag-race-to-win-the-affections-of-a-woman/
2 months ago
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Loser Asks Personal Hero for an Autograph
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Loser Asks Personal Hero for an Autograph
Local Submissive Seventh fan and total dweeb Derek Maldonado reportedly threw away any remaining ounce of self-respect he had after asking the bandâs primary songwriter and his personal hero for an au...
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/loser-asks-personal-hero-for-an-autograph/
2 months ago
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Opinion: Itâs Interesting How They Claim To Want To âMake America Great Again,â Yet I Never Hear Much Sponge on the Radio These Days
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Opinion: Itâs Interesting How They Claim To Want To âMake America Great Again,â Yet I Never Hear Much Sponge on the Radio These Days
âMake America Great Again.â Yeah, okay. These clowns have been in our country's political scene for like over ten years now, and I haven't seen much âgreatness.â âTariffâ this and âcomplete erosion of...
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion-its-interesting-how-they-claim-to-want-to-make-america-great-again-yet-i-never-hear-much-sponge-on-the-radio-these-days/
2 months ago
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Bushwick Child Cagey About How They Are Able to Afford Barbie Dreamhouse
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Bushwick Child Cagey About How They Are Able to Afford Barbie Dreamhouse
Bushwick child Avery Bridgerton reportedly acted quite cagey when questioned on the playground about how they could afford their Barbie Dreamhouse.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/bushwick-child-cagey-about-how-they-are-able-to-afford-barbie-dreamhouse/
2 months ago
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Thereâs No Such Thing as a Male Loneliness Epidemic as Long as These Volleyballs Iâve Drawn Faces on Donât Leave Me
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Thereâs No Such Thing as a Male Loneliness Epidemic as Long as These Volleyballs Iâve Drawn Faces on Donât Leave Me
A new buzzed-about phrase that the media has been discussing lately is the idea that men in society are experiencing a severe epidemic of loneliness. Donât get me wrong, I agree that mental health is ...
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/theres-no-such-thing-as-a-male-loneliness-epidemic-as-long-as-these-volleyballs-ive-drawn-faces-on-dont-leave-me/
2 months ago
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Dry Hump Rash Spreads Through Christian Music Festival
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Dry Hump Rash Spreads Through Christian Music Festival
Health officials working the medical tent at the popular Living Flesh Music Festival have confirmed reports of a full-blown outbreak of Dry Hump Rash rapidly spreading through the crowd of the three-d...
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/dry-hump-rash-spreads-through-christian-music-festival/
2 months ago
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Why the âDonât Tread On Meâ Bumper Sticker on My Car Means I Donât Have to Use My Turn Signal
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Why the âDonât Tread On Meâ Bumper Sticker on My Car Means I Donât Have to Use My Turn Signal
Move over, cuck! Youâre wrong for assuming youâd receive the same courtesy you show to others, because around here, I run the road. I donât know how they taught you to drive up in Woke Groomer Vermont...
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/why-the-dont-tread-on-me-bumper-sticker-on-my-car-means-i-dont-have-to-use-my-turn-signal/
2 months ago
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Serial Killer Leaves Knife Hanging Over Side of Sink in Case He Wants to Kill Again Later
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Serial Killer Leaves Knife Hanging Over Side of Sink in Case He Wants to Kill Again Later
Local sociopath and murder enthusiast Greg Allen Hargrove reportedly left his favorite blade casually hanging over the side of the sink Tuesday evening "just in case" he felt like treating himself to ...
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/serial-killer-leaves-knife-hanging-over-side-of-sink-in-case-he-wants-to-kill-again-later/
2 months ago
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Gene Simmons Charging Fans $12,500 to Change Colostomy Bag
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Gene Simmons Charging Fans $12,500 to Change Colostomy Bag
KISS bassist and singer Gene Simmons is reportedly charging fans $12,500 for the opportunity to change the God of Thunderâs colostomy bag.
https://thehardtimes.net/music/gene-simmons-charging-fans-12500-to-change-colostomy-bag/
2 months ago
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Man Wears MAGA Hat to Airport to Let Flight Crew Know Heâll Be an Issue
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Man Wears MAGA Hat to Airport to Let Flight Crew Know He'll Be an Issue
Local right-wing conservative Tom Rospin wore a MAGA hat to the airport to let the flight crew know in advance that he would be an issue.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/man-wears-maga-hat-to-airport-to-let-flight-crew-know-hell-be-an-issue/
3 months ago
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Directionless Loser Pretty Happy
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Directionless Loser Pretty Happy
A local man, described by everyone who knows him as an unambitious, directionless complete loser, is reportedly pretty cool with that.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/directionless-loser-pretty-happy/
3 months ago
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The Timeless Thrill of Pouring Hot Oil Directly Down the Kitchen Sink and 5 Other Hidden Perks for Millennials Who Will Never Own Property
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The Timeless Thrill of Pouring Hot Oil Directly Down the Kitchen Sink and 5 Other Hidden Perks for Millennials Who Will Never Own Property
Listen up, weary renters! Are you bummed over the fact that youâll never know the joy that comes with owning property and accumulating wealth as you sip iced tea on your backyard porch and think about...
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/the-timeless-thrill-of-pouring-hot-oil-directly-down-the-kitchen-sink-and-5-other-hidden-perks-for-millennials-who-will-never-own-property/
3 months ago
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Infant Annihilator Change Name to Avoid Association with Israel
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Infant Annihilator Change Name to Avoid Association with Israel
Extreme metal provocateurs Infant Annihilator are changing their name in an effort to minimize any association with the State of Israel and their ongoing efforts in Palestine.
https://thehardtimes.net/music/infant-annihilator-change-name-to-avoid-association-with-israel/
3 months ago
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Taylor Swift Thrilled to Have an Evening Free to Reply to All 75 Million Unanswered Instagram DMs
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Taylor Swift Thrilled to Have an Evening Free to Reply to All 75 Million Unanswered Instagram DMs
Taylor Swift, the popular recording artist with a key supporting role in âThe Loraxâ (2012), was reportedly âstoked beyond beliefâ to have an obligation-free night to respond to all of the approximate...
https://thehardtimes.net/music/taylor-swift-thrilled-to-have-an-evening-free-to-reply-to-all-75-million-unanswered-instagram-dms/
3 months ago
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Iâm the Nu-Metal Ice Cream Truck Driver From Coal Chamberâs Self-Titled Album Cover, and Iâm Pleased To Announce My New Expanded Menu
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Iâm the Nu-Metal Ice Cream Truck Driver From Coal Chamberâs Self-Titled Album Cover, and Iâm Pleased To Announce My New Expanded Menu
Nu-metal really was a fantastically underrated genre, and society has suffered from it not being in the mainstream for the past two decades. Luckily, thanks to Gen Z and Tik Tok, weâre now experiencin...
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/im-the-nu-metal-ice-cream-truck-driver-from-coal-chambers-self-titled-album-cover-and-im-pleased-to-announce-my-new-expanded-menu/
3 months ago
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Guy in Desperate Need of Cheap Boner Pills Mistakenly Orders 8 Boxes of Powerman 5000 CDs
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Guy in Desperate Need of Cheap Boner Pills Mistakenly Orders 8 Boxes of Powerman 5000 CDs
Local man Thomas Harper mistakenly ordered a large number of CDs by nu-metal band Powerman 5000 in a frenzied attempt to purchase boner pills.
https://thehardtimes.net/music/guy-in-desperate-need-of-cheap-boner-pills-mistakenly-orders-8-boxes-of-powerman-5000-cds/
3 months ago
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Poly Woman Struggles to Find Different Group Chat to Bitch About Each Partner
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Poly Woman Struggles to Find Different Group Chat to Bitch About Each Partner
Polyamorous woman Leanne Farina is experiencing the struggle of finding a different group chat in which to bitch about each of her romantic partners.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/poly-woman-struggles-to-find-different-group-chat-to-bitch-about-each-partner/
3 months ago
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âMovies We Think Youâll Likeâ Section Sends Woman Into Identity Crisis
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âMovies We Think Youâll Likeâ Section Sends Woman Into Identity Crisis
Local Netflix user Julia Owen was left contemplating her sense of self, purpose, and place in the world after Netflix suggested she might enjoy watching âLilo and Stitch,â âMartyrs,â and a documentary...
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/movies-we-think-youll-like-section-sends-woman-into-identity-crisis/
3 months ago
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