Now that we’re done with saber rattling at Greenland can we release the Epstein Files?

Polymarket odds for Ted Cruz flying to Cancun are also negative payout

Anyone else find the irony that all these ICE agents probably refused to mask during the pandemic and then refuse to work without masks now

Omg this Monday is going SOOOOO SLOOWWWWW

Trying to explain to my wife that I bought the return scepter in Stardew Valley so I’m pretty BAF and she doesn’t seem to care…

2nd rack of my meat on display#dadthirsttrap

Finished 1st rack (slightly rushed to keep the 4yo from going feral)

Shhhhhh it’s resting

The stall continues but the aroma is delightful throughout the house

We have reached the stall

It’s been a while since I’ve posted my meat on main #dadthirsttrap

If anyone wants to join my on my journey bsky.app/profile/onep...

Monsters University is just Wicked for kids

Was not expecting to have the talk about how babies are made tonight but here I am

Her: WOW Where’d you learn how to do that?!?! Me:

Mooshoe pork

Her: WOW Where’d you learn how to do that?!?! Me:

Some days the internet is used so stunningly that previous generations couldn’t even imagine what it produces

Some days the internet is used so stunningly that previous generations couldn’t even imagine what it produces

We still putting knees on necks after what happened to George Floyd? In the same city nonetheless

As a warlock I have entered into a pact with Dolly Patron

25% of my wife’s school was out sick today.