On the eve of having a 10yo, my daughter chipped her front tooth and so now her birthday is ruined I guess

My favorite thing about Trump saying he “won’t sign anything” is I honestly get to question if he’s aware that it will just automatically become law after 10 days anyway

My coworker got me this and now I will be forced to try it

Across the land millions of tiny screams can be heard “It’s too early to wake up! “The suns not even up yet!”

Tho is where the fun begins

After 5 long months my car clock is now the right time again

The grass has some green in it today. My season is coming

I achieved Perfection in Stardew Valley and that was possibly the most painful video gaming grind I’ve ever done.

I wish this quote wasn’t still so relevant

The Geneva convention could not have fathomed war crimes of this magnitude

Mark the date, a peep that @mg1986smitht.bsky.social would not consume

The urge so pull a @sadmajor is palpable

This is how you write a goddamn headline.

If this administration was turned into toilet paper

If this administration was turned into toilet paper

Ethics + gambling

I do not negotiate with terrorists or children

Remember when the mob would cause an issue, force you to pay for insurance, then protect you from the issue they caused?

Evergreen