Watching old vhs home movies with my wife and mother in law and she keeps pointing at people and going “dead dead dead” and my wife is like “MOM!” and I am cracking up

Dying at the unbelievably communist vibes

quick there's a very soaked and very unamused eagle on Europa League

Oh Hugo. Amazing stuff. Love that kid

Honestly Bayer needs to get in on this. Get them to say aspirin causes chlamydia or something. Use that lawsuit windfall to buy a Leverkusen side that can Munich for years

Using the BYU hat photo is hilarious stuff

Oh my god Gozo!!!

He can.

But can Son do it on a perfect autumn Wednesday evening in SLC?

One thing about Connor Bradley is he is going to get a yellow card

Jim Beglin sucks. Always in for a bad time when he’s on the broadcast

Oof that’s a rough penalty for Burnley. You hate to see it.

Scott Parker looks like the smug RAF pilot in every American WWII movie

*taps sign

Pablo in his Take Ivy era

Damn RSL that’s a nice goal

As someone who lives in Utah, I really need y'all to understand how little these images narrow anything down. I know like 20 guys who look identical to this and they're all named Braydon

oooh cox put on his polyester tactical polo, he means business fr fr dork ass fucking loser

Finally cleaned up and relaxing after @nbasarah.bsky.social and @colyou.bsky.social’s wedding. God damn what a fun party and memorable day. Perfect, really. Can’t remember the last time i danced so hard. Kinda felt cathartic for everyone

Pistachios, aka tree clams.

Seems like every country has to have its token old, white comedian who turns bigot to stay relevant. England with John Cleese, Ireland with Glinner, Scott Thompson in Canada, and the US has Dave Chappelle.

Watching Twisted Metal, and it’s great how he calls her “Quiet, and it stuck.

"BLUE SKY'S DYING!.... Whoa oh"

Funny that, for all the stick Alexander Isak has taken, Marc Guehi’s reward for going about getting his move to Liverpool in a ‘classy’ way was to not get the move at all.

every transfer story this summer: "newcastle submitted eight bids, with the final fee as high as £65m, but Liverpool..."

[Putting up my dukes in a fight] Meet my good friends Schumer and Jeffries

Alexander Isak saga finally hotting up tonight, report by @david-ornstein.bsky.social & @adamcrafton.bsky.social. Dramatic deadline day ahead, but personally I'll be amazed if he's not a Liverpool player by the end of it. Newcastle left with little choice #LFC #NUFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/653...

These teams and managers are just really good. I know no one wants to see a 0-0 and I hope we get goals but Liverpool and Arsenal are just really smart teams and this is premium quality football. #epl-live

They’re all saying this is Arsenal’s to lose

On behalf of myself and literally everyone I know, I’d like to say go Liverpool

James Milner is now the second-youngest goalscorer (16 years and 356 days) and second-oldest goalscorer (39 years and 239 days) in the Premier League era www.nytimes.com/athletic/655...

Rock Band night with the kids and their bf’s and the youngest wanted to sing Overkill (Men at Work) and I might weep a bit

If you wait long enough to cook dinner, everyone will eat cereal. Follow me for more recipes.

🎶I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo) There is no deal We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶

indykaila

Embrace ‘Crusader Kings III’ and it will take over your life: defector.com/embrace-crus...

You know the ice cream was hitting when you find a drop on your shirt and it transferred to both forearms

RFK Jr voice: "midichlorian count"

His name is Rio and he dances on the Tyne And he’s not old enough to have a beer or wine.

doing the post match interview: arne you missed the second goal, as you were late coming out of the tunnel, can you tell me, was it a number one or a number two?

I’m a big Bruno fan, tbh

HIS NAME IS RIO AND DANCES IN THE STANDS

Hugo getting shoved around, and being completely unbothered basically sums up the emotions between the two sides going into this match

i'm not the most qualified to answer this, but i'll take a stab: a minority of a few families hold outsized sway over the legislature to maintain their wealth, as they use 65% of our water to grow crops in the desert