“Friday” is the best comedy of the 90s, and probably one of the 10 best comedies ever made. Its aged beautifully and you did not “have to be there” to appreciate its greatness

Honestly it’s real useful to understand that centrists are eager to meet fascists in the middle but not anybody else lol

The real reason so many Indians are conservative is that they come from a country with a caste system, and most who can emigrate to the US are from the higher castes. A permanent underclass, assigned at birth, is perfectly normal to them, and they think their status from back home applies here.

“Boycott Indian businesses today” isn’t absolutely WILD thing to say. We can have a conversation about anti-blackness in the Indian community but a blanket call to boycott all Indian people is just racist

Their copying everything the Nazis did, right down to being blasted out of their minds on untested stimulants

You know what expression drives me crazy, and I wish we had fought more vigorously against it years ago: third wheel. The original expression was FIFTH WHEEL. Third wheel is dumb af because we actually have three-wheel vehicles.

Growing up is realizing I was only cold because I was poor. All that thinsulate and gore-tex shit from Chinatown was neither thinsulate nor gore-tex.

The children on TikTok are now arguing the Korean’s don’t actually shop at HMart

There’s a national epidemic that no one is talking about—people being in my fucking way. In my 50 years on this planet, we have never seen such a high rate of people in my way, all the fucking time

As simple as it may seem, the price tag is the greatest development in the history of consumer protection. It established a transparent marketplace, with non-discriminatory pricing, and forced businesses to compete on cost. Now, we’re devolving and every business is basically a shady auto mechanic.

Knife people: what’s your edc?

If Giannis comes to NY and wins a title, I will name my first born son after him. The boy is only 11—he’ll get used to the new name.

Kawhi Leonard is the poster boy for winning the narratives lottery. Do you want two chips and 2F MVPs in a flukey/lucky manner, and has never been held to the standards or expectations of other superstars. Let me explain:

If you maintain highway speed in the Squirrel Hill Tunnel, you will awaken the tunnel monster

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This is only an issue when the accommodation itself can cause harm to others, e.g. non-service animals in public spaces or exemptions to mask mandates.

When you have the chance to cut the greatest player in the history of your franchise, in the middle of his farewell tour, cementing yourself as the worst of poverty franchises, you have to do it, right?

SGA is the most boring player to ever have a legitimate claim as best player in the world, and that includes Tim Duncan.

We need to have a real conversation about celebrities and Ozempic, because they are using that shit to give themselves eating disorders. I know a TON of people on GLP-1 meds, and NONE OF THEM get sickly thin. They just lose a healthy amount of weight.

A core problem for American liberalism is a constitutional inability to tell people who were important to the movement decades ago to go away because they're not relevant anymore. Reagan/GW Bush admin people might as well not exist to the modern right. Maybe that's...something to consider.

It’s times like this when I wish I still had my Twitter, so I could go back and show people that I was right about Zion Williamson from the very beginning

Has there ever been a draft where TWO can’t-miss prospects flamed out

The most charitable read I can muster for the Dems is that their primary focus is maintaining the status quo, no matter how miserable that is

Official height tiers Short: Men 5’10 and under Women 5’4 and under Not short: Men 5’11 to 6’1 Women 5’5 to 5’8 Tall: Men 6’2 to 6’5 Women 5’9 to 6’0 Starting to get weirdly tall: Men 6’6 and up Women 6’1 and up

“Die Hard” is a movie that takes place at Christmas…much like “Lethal Weapon” and “Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang”. GREMLINS, on the other hand is an actual Christmas movie.

Dell is one of like four companies left selling PCs in this country

Help settle an argument between me and my wife. We share a driveway with our 70-year-old neighbors. As a rule, I shovel the driveway. Sometimes, like today, the heaviest snowfall 9-7am. My wife thinks that I should get up early and shovel the snow, even if it’s still snowing heavily.

If Giannis comes to NY and wins a title, I will name my first born son after him. The boy is only 11—he’ll get used to the new name.

Can I make a confession that might get me cancelled in NYC? I’ve largely stopped wearing boots in less than 3in of snow, unless they serve the outfit. Gore-Tex New Balance have never failed to heel my feet warm and dry

Mormon *Angel* film franchise

During my time in the military, I found it exceptionally easy to say no to unlawful orders, but then again, I wasn’t a craven ass bitch or a murderous psychopath

I don’t know how it’s possible, but Black Pittsburgh has the worst accent AND the worst slang

I would love to be able to explain why I don’t fuck with Russell Wilson without people losing their jobs

It’s only divisive because people are too stupid to recognize child exploitation when it happens in the global north.

Your avi… Lemme see it…

He cleaned up his IG following list in the last few weeks. They unfollowed Candace Owens and MTG, but they missed this one

I would never mount a tv on a wall

We don’t talk enough about how concealed-carry suburban normies are completely unhinged—because what do you mean you live in a safe neighborhood, and don’t have ops, but you gotta keep that thang on you at all times? Are you okay, bro?

Why would someone DRIVE from Washington state to Washington DC to shoot a couple national guardsmen with a revolver? Do you know how many active duty soldiers he had to pass?

That woman makes those babies work that lemonade stand for 6-8 hours at a time, in all weather. Child protective services have been called multiple times and they won’t do anything

Caring about the disheveled doll meme is certainly a choice

I saw a woman TikTok claiming to be dropping advanced NYC insight claiming Prospect Park >>> Central Park, and Friends…Friends, this is low-level ball knowledge. This is what you believe as a transplant with fewer than 10 years in the city.

People who pull through parking spots, in the parking lot, what the entire fuck is wrong with you?

My Chitlins take: Everybody who made them in my family died years ago, but I remember them fondly. I decided to make a pot a couple years ago and my takeaway is this: that shit is LABOR. I’ve never worked harder or longer to cook anything. Those elders who made them loved the hell out of you.

Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?

Black culture without Black people has been the music industry’s goal since Al Jolson.

Am I the only one who remembers the boogaloo boys? Did we all just forget about that?

This National Guard shooting is a Reichstag fire and you will never convince me otherwise. The people simply don’t have the same ill will toward the guardsmen that they have for ICE/CBP