My wife is a college prof and I recently went to the cafeteria at lunch with her and said a similar thing. Everyone in flip flops and sweats just shuffling around. I couldn’t get a read on anyone’s interests or personality from their clothing (no obvious art kids, punks, jocks, cowboys, etc.).

The algorithms have gotten worse and the sheer volume of ads is overwhelming

Today was my first time setting foot and my daughter‘s high school during a school day. While it’s refreshing to see less of an emphasis on fashion, holy shit, nobody’s even trying. Are the babies all clinically depressed?

Look at this white ass shit. I sat with this for a minute, and I’m pretty sure the answer is “Yeah” by Usher, Lil Jon and Luda

I don’t believe retro-Jordans feel so uncomfortable because we’re used to modern sneaker cushioning. Every Jordan was state-of-the-art when it came out, yet the modern variants are less comfortable than Vans Old Skools or Adidas Sambas, which are unchanged since before most of were born

There is no good reason Nike can’t put cushioning in a retro Jordan

There’s a high percentage of servers who wouldn’t dream of trading our tipping system for a living wage

Do NBA players not cut their nails?!?

Mitchell pushed Tobias Harris’s knee, resulting in a hip injury. Incredibly dirty play.

I am confident I could beat the shit out of every US president who isn’t Abe Lincoln or Gerald Ford

Only 46% of Republican men believe they could beat Donald Trump in a fight yougov.com/en-us/articl...

I could not imagine being a woman on the Internet, because what the fuck is this

I could not imagine being a woman on the Internet, because what the fuck is this

I’ve been finding it harder to enjoy OutKast, in recent years. The misogyny, especially Big Boi’s it’s pretty fucking rough.

If you can’t pull off a full flare, the Wrangler Wrancher is a nice middle ground. I’ve found my self wearing them more and more the last couple of years

The fact that he looked up her middle name and still put that S on her last name 😂😂😂

Can’t terminate an unwanted pregnancy, but you can kill your newborn via negligence.

They have no messaging, period. You can’t dumb down what isn’t there

Is Copenhagen actually a cool city? Because people seems to love it, but everything about it seems extremely mid to me.

Talarico and Mamdani served in office, have track records you can look at, and went for higher office. Platner astroturfed himself into a NY Times profile about the burly oysterman, which was bullshit. With no track record other than bad choices. The people who can't see the difference, well.

The Obamas don’t owe anyone a goddamn thing. I don’t, however, think that exempts them from criticism for not using their broad influence—or worse, using their influence to reinforce the status quo.

Best *player of all time

1) Foul baiting 2) Hack a Mitch 3) Shutting down ticket sales outside Philly area Common theme: they scared

Embiid has the best whistle in the league

Star Wars, as a franchise and extended universe genuinely kind of sucks

People haven’t figured out that elite universities are not in the business of rewarding kids for being good at high school. That’s never been the admissions game.

That was a horrible take. Character matters in politics. How you treat people, who you show up for, is a predictor of who you will govern for, who you policies will benefit. You cannot hate people and govern them. You cannot hate people an be a public servant.

Literally 100 people not catching the obvious joke tweet from an account called “Nixon Center for Crooked Government”. We are fucking cooked

We could’ve just nationalized Spirit Airlines, but that would’ve made too much fucking sense

That fat man is gonna go back to the Balkans and encourage poor people to gamble on horse racing

The fact that the majority of Maine Democrats have been unmoved is truly just an an example of white people’s poor political instincts, and the danger that presents to the more vulnerable members to America’s left-of-center coalition

Nope, don’t try to make me like her now

Hey Siri, did the Denver Nuggets beat a team that won 46 games, in the playoffs this year?

I woke up happier about Nikola Jokić’s failure than my own team success. Y’all really don’t be hating like I do.

Alexa, did Nikola Jokic beat the Timberwolves who were playing without Anthony Edwards and Donte Divincenzo?

If you’re not skeptical of a guy with a Nazi tattoo, who worked as a Blackwater mercenary, during the first Trump administration, I don’t know what to tell you

They can have it

That man was OVER it

But speaking of illiteracy, have you guys noticed that more and more people are using “dominate” when them mean “dominant”?

“It’s because the parents don’t read to kids” Baby, we taught the children of illiterate people to read forever. It is literally not possible to have an epidemic of individual failures. These things are obviously systemic

Wemby sent that shit from the river to the sea.

42 45 43 44 Those are the win totals of the teams the Denver Nuggets beat to win their sole championship

The 2000s, which were a relative low point for smoking, was arguably better for public health than our current vaping epidemic. Fewer young people were inhaling nicotine overall.

Dudes in jail be having their hair braided, and I respect the fact that they’re willing to put their homophobia aside to sit between some nigga’s meaty thighs for a couple hours to get their hair did.

If mezze plate restaurants have zero haters, I am dead. Bitch COOK ME SOMEHING. FOH with some spreads and shit

Nah. They didn't think they'd have to see it. They thought the immigrants would disappear quietly, in the night.

I sold my old house in early 2021. Absolutely nothing wrong with that house. I loved it. It simply didn't suit our COVID era needs, with both parents working from home, and both kids remote schooling.

Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--on his deathbed, shitting on progressive Dems. Very very disrespectful

How many rappers could sell out a US stadium for a single show, today?