This is a sex crime

This is a ringing Democratic endorsement of ICE

Historically speaking, lots of oppressive regimes send their secret police to keep tabs on their athletes

I look at this scrolling scale map of our solar system, every now and then, when I want to feel insignificant. It’s genuinely terrifying joshworth.com/dev/pixelspa...

The TikTok algorithm has begun limiting the reach of all left-wing creators. I only have 7K followers, but over 1Mil likes, meaning I get 8x the engagement of account from the other post. My last two videos (which aren’t even political) have FIVE and ZERO views respectively.

My kids barely understand the concept of local tv affiliates

I know Gisele personally, and have found her to be one of the kindest, most genuine people I’ve ever met. Then she went to Israel to do a photo-op with Netanyahu. I don’t want hear anything she has to say about the way we treat people in this country or, frankly, anything anymore

[attenborough voice, violin swell]

Guns aren’t just for carrying

No ICE officer should ever know peace.

I remember one time I was laying salt and it was so windy it blew back and got in my mouth. Man I thought I was outta here. 😂😂 Poison Control lady said it’s salt noting more and basically was like “Boy if you don’t get’cho ass off this phone! ”

I haven’t changed the phone number in nearly 20 years, but what happens to people who change their phone number in a world where everything is two factor authentication tied to your phone number?

Goddamn it, Sandy. It’s okay to say “abolish”.

Paul Birdsong, the guy who claims to run the Black Panthers in Philly has a song on YouTube from November 2024, with 359 views, that purports to have a guest verse from Ghostface. This shit is ASS youtu.be/3EKppSJR3RQ?...

Imagine this dude putting up Wilt in ‘68 numbers on you, and this is how you “resist”

But Marie Gluesenkamp Perez is a millennial with BANGS!?!?

Hell Yeah

I’ve never seen good political analysis from anyone who referred to Kamala Harris as MVP

I think we should throw the entire K-hive into a fucking volcano

Can’t wait for all the new NY transplants to discover the Timbs aren’t real snow boots, this weekend

There’s a situation loading in Utah that has the potential to break college basketball AND the NBA draft, and no one seems to want to talk about it. BYU is paying AJ Dybansta $7 million this year. Most of that money comes from the owner of the Utah Jazz, a team tanking in order to draft him.

He’s in Switzerland, where they are more or less all speaking German.

Quick, without googling, where is All-Star weekend this year? Exactly. Once the players stopped caring about it, the fans followed suit.

I finally got around to watching “The Pitt” because everyone likes it. I’m three episodes in and, am I crazy or is this show just “ER” with gore?

My sister just sent me this, re: our dad:

Jesus Christ, Paul Birdsong, the guy who runs these fake Black Panthers in Philly was claiming to be a gang leader overseeing bloods in multiple states, I few years ago. No one making public admissions of racketeering it’s running a modern Black Panther party

Paul Birdsong is the fucking feds

This is the guy claiming to be the leader of the Black Panthers in Philly. Absolute Fed activity

It’s such a stupid argument. United States of America is the first independent nation in this hemisphere, and pre-dates any sort of Pan-American identity. There is also no indigenous population/society that lays claim to the name “America”. No one tells Central Africans they need a new demonym

“USian” runs contrary to the construction every other demonym in the world. It’s like calling people from mainland China “People‘s Republicans”

Something about a broken phone screen just gives despair. It’s like getting in a car accident and not getting the body work done.

Important reminder that the Black Panther Party disbanded in the 1980s and no longer exists. There are individual groups that have taken up the name, some are fine and something you'd recognize, others are the NBPP which is just a bunch of NOI dorks. Some are literally just actors.

Listen, if you are anywhere on the left of Hitler, for the love of God, stop using the word “migrant” to refer to people who aren’t actively in the process of migration. People who live in this country are IMMIGRANTS. The right uses migrant because of its connotation of transience.

Starting a tumblr dedicated to youth basketball players I hate. Entry 1: Kids named Jaden Entry 2: Kids named Jayden Entry 3: kids hi wear two different color ways of the same shoe Entry 4: biraci…*404 error*

He rode into office on a current of white liberal racism, which should be expected from a city as white, liberal, and racist as Pittsburgh. Now he is telling his consistency that he will prioritize their irrational fears

Maannnnn, I do not need to see another story about Delonte West’s troubles. That man is a private citizen now.

ICE is like 70% Mexicans from Texas. That Minnesota winter is about to do Soviet numbers

You are taking your life into your hands, trying to get this sandwich from me

Skyline sleep? “Sinners” was good and MBJ was fine. We don’t have to keep pretending the movie or the performance was great.

The coffee shop in my neighborhood that’s always super busy and charges $16 for a breakfast sandwich is closing because it can’t afford rent. I live in Pittsburgh. America is not sustainable.

Aside from bills and problems, what do you have too many of?

The centrist argument for abolishing ICE is that it’s clearly a militia, under full control of the executive branch.

My wife ran out to the bus stop because she realized my son left his gloves, and it’s 19°, with a windchill of 3°. Why was this boy out there with no COAT? Why do the children hate coats?

For shits and giggles, I did an all/time NBA player ranking, and Kobe Bryant is MUCH closer to Giannis Antetokounmpo than he is to Michael Jordan or LeBron James

When liberals tell you they hate the messaging, they mean they hate the message. Mainstream democrats believe we need ICE.

They gave those coons back-of-the-bus billing

RIP John Forté, the only rapper to get caught smuggling $1.4 million worth of liquid cocaine, have Carly Simon pay for his legal defense, and get pardoned by George W. Bush

I mean this so sincerely: change your withholdings to zero and do not file taxes

OneDrive is so bad I might have to switch to a Mac. It’s literal fucking ransomware now

Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.