The movie Civil War was phenomenal, , but the very thing that made it work kept people from seeing it. As soon as people read that one of the sides was a Texas/California alliance, they dismissed it as stupid, but that’s absolutely essential to making the movie work.

Dig the nigga up. I want my fade

I think any 25-year-old with four months of MMA training would beat the living shit out of prime Chuck Norris

I know this is going to sound crazy, but it was the Nas/Jay-Z beef.

I don’t know shit about Chuck Norris’s politics, but I’m pretty sure I know Chuck Norris’s politics

Bruno is as close as you’re going to get to black

Wait, Cal, Stanford and SMU are in the ACC now?!?! Just abolish the NCAA already

Sometimes you need exactly one cocaine.

It hasn’t been the same since they expanded the play-in

You nerds finished HS?

Cesar Chavez hated immigrants. He called them wetbacks and literally organized his own illegal border patrols. This is not entirely new, but we also need to acknowledge the fact that the Texas border towns are predominantly MEXICAN and the new immigrants are not.

Skyline asleep? I cannot fucking stand “International Players Anthem”. I don’t ever need to hear that song again. Do not play that shit around me.

Alexa, play Pussy, Weed and Alcohol

That’s because a four year old car with 60k miles costs 28k, and a 10 year old car with 160k miles costs 12k, so you might as well take that loan.

American identity is tied to its origin story and a vague notion of “freedom” because there’s no way to be culturally American without being black. That’s why we’re living under 250-year-old constitution. Our entire natural identity is just a governing document and vibes

The only good aspects of America culture are Black culture and America will never celebrate us

Pittsburgh public schools are going remote because of the NFL draft. If your city can’t function normally for the draft, it shouldn’t host it.

I am so old I remember exam scores being posted outside the door of the room, and anonymized by using Social Security numbers instead of names

Slightly related, I knew a guy in the army who never took leave, the whole time he was in, because he didn’t realize it was PAID time off. He ended up being discharged four months early, because that’s how much unused leave he had

Two years of middle school bullying would have fixed this

My daughter was analyzing Kamala’s platform for government class, and it was heavy in the “Border Crisis” shit.

Delroy Lindo got robbed for Da Five Bloods, but he didn’t really deserve this Oscar

How is the practice of chiropractics legal in this country?

They recently opened a Brandy Melville in my neighborhood and there are literally people waiting on line to get in. Are people OK

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

I know a barbershop hate to see him coming

I would simply put wheels on the boats

I would simply put wheels on the boats

Due to the tornado warning, we’re making he kids leave the buildings and fend for themselves out in the elements

Those diners were down south. If it’s one thing white Southerners can cook, it’s a breakfast

Fuck Kobe Bryant and his fake ass record

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Bam Adebayo did not breaks Kobe’s record. Ain’t no such thing as a second place record.

Imagine watching Bam Adebayo 43 free throws. The new Ayatollah needs to do something about Adam Silver

Not even pretending to be the opposition party

We don’t even know how many people we got over there, in what countries, or in what capacity… just a vague notion of war

tl sleep? Michael B Jordan did not do enough to differentiate Smoke from Stack. We don’t have to lie about that performance

I don’t know if you’ve ever met anyone in the military, but it’s a long-running joke that you know you’re going to war when they start serving steak, crab and lobster. The other stuff is graft, but the food is basic morale shit

I think there’s a serious conversation to be had, but everyone seems to be avoiding it. We didn’t see the driving that led to the initial stop, but he 100% seems high, and our inability to gauge cannabis intoxication in real time is going to be a major ongoing problem

We have an entire generation of young men whose entire wardrobe is composed of ashy, faded black clothing. They look so lifeless.

This is aggressively dumb. Tax everyone. Billionaires, corporations, the middle class, churches…you name it. Tax. Them. All.

How is it the early 00s and the 70s at the same damn time?

The DNC on ironically believes this too. That’s why they ran a candidate so unpopular, she had to suspend her first presidential campaign BEFORE THE IOWA CAUCUS. They believe it’s the public’s job to rally around the candidate

Tread very lightly

Markwayne asked him to show what that airplane do and he didn’t like it

Annnnd, here we are

When this is all over, we’re going to need reeducation camps