You can make a solid argument that no one has ever been better at rapping than Mos was, at that moment

The greatest lie The Devil ever told is that you can thaw chicken in the fridge overnight

I listened to a podcast where Questlove talked about making “Things Fall Apart”. That man did not want Eve on the album (or in the studio). He didn’t want Beanie Sigel on that album (or in the studio). He didn’t want Erykah. Everything that made that album interesting, he actively bought against.

You know what take I have always hated? If kids struggle with reading or math, it’s the parent’s fault. Neither of my kids have ever struggled with reading or math, but I promise you I did not teach them reading or math. I wouldn’t even know how to teach somebody how to read.

Her middle name says “we nuh ‘ave dat” when you order the Ackee and Saltfish

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I’ve had people look at me crazy because I don’t accompany my kid to wait for the school bus. They only place America is comfortable seeking kids without an adult hovering over them is a playground, but America also hates to see kids over 12 at playgrounds.

A: this is fucking insane B: y’all have social media? I sure as hell don’t

Wemby, Cade Cunningham, The Thompson Twins, Jalen Williams, Paolo, Chet, and Sengun will all make multiple All-NBA teams

It’s time to have a conversation about Questlove and Friends

The slogan for Facebook Dating needs to be "Well, well, well look how the mighty have fallen"

This is the first time I’ve been confused by drug use in 24 years

It's amazing that there are guys out there who *have* to sit somewhere with sightlines to the exits in restaurants like they're some sort of Operator but it's guys that read books that are called performative.

ChrisO_wiki: A sign of the times: the US military Southcom tweets an image of a soldier with a Jerusalem Cross—used by violent white supremacists groups—on his helmet. The symbol isn't part of any official US military insignia, but it is being promoted by Hegseth.

There was a big trend, about a month ago of Brits on TikTok, marveling that New Yorkers can walk around with their phones in their hands

She found an article, summarized the article, and credited the writer, driving more traffic on the original article. You could’ve found 1 million videos on the Internet that better served the argument you’re trying to make

Anyway, the best place to steal is Home Depot, because you can do it right there at the register, with help from the cashier. Cashier, scanning mulch: “how many bags to you have” Me, with 10 bags of mulch on the flatbed, in front of her: six

So, I don’t believe this. Sure, some people are stealing at the self-checkout, but not at in those numbers. You’re stealing in the only part of the store where you’re GUARANTEED to have a camera in your face?

That's just me using my employee discount since evidently I'm a part time cashier now 🤷🏾‍♂️

Sorry, but the mother has created a verified Instagram account for the children. She clearly means for them to be public figures, and the people on Reddit are trying to create a detailed log of clear public child abuse/exploitation

“Friday” is the best comedy of the 90s, and probably one of the 10 best comedies ever made. Its aged beautifully and you did not “have to be there” to appreciate its greatness

Honestly it’s real useful to understand that centrists are eager to meet fascists in the middle but not anybody else lol

The real reason so many Indians are conservative is that they come from a country with a caste system, and most who can emigrate to the US are from the higher castes. A permanent underclass, assigned at birth, is perfectly normal to them, and they think their status from back home applies here.

“Boycott Indian businesses today” isn’t absolutely WILD thing to say. We can have a conversation about anti-blackness in the Indian community but a blanket call to boycott all Indian people is just racist

Their copying everything the Nazis did, right down to being blasted out of their minds on untested stimulants

You know what expression drives me crazy, and I wish we had fought more vigorously against it years ago: third wheel. The original expression was FIFTH WHEEL. Third wheel is dumb af because we actually have three-wheel vehicles.

Growing up is realizing I was only cold because I was poor. All that thinsulate and gore-tex shit from Chinatown was neither thinsulate nor gore-tex.

The children on TikTok are now arguing the Korean’s don’t actually shop at HMart

There’s a national epidemic that no one is talking about—people being in my fucking way. In my 50 years on this planet, we have never seen such a high rate of people in my way, all the fucking time

As simple as it may seem, the price tag is the greatest development in the history of consumer protection. It established a transparent marketplace, with non-discriminatory pricing, and forced businesses to compete on cost. Now, we’re devolving and every business is basically a shady auto mechanic.

Knife people: what’s your edc?

If Giannis comes to NY and wins a title, I will name my first born son after him. The boy is only 11—he’ll get used to the new name.

Kawhi Leonard is the poster boy for winning the narratives lottery. Do you want two chips and 2F MVPs in a flukey/lucky manner, and has never been held to the standards or expectations of other superstars. Let me explain:

If you maintain highway speed in the Squirrel Hill Tunnel, you will awaken the tunnel monster

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This is only an issue when the accommodation itself can cause harm to others, e.g. non-service animals in public spaces or exemptions to mask mandates.

When you have the chance to cut the greatest player in the history of your franchise, in the middle of his farewell tour, cementing yourself as the worst of poverty franchises, you have to do it, right?

SGA is the most boring player to ever have a legitimate claim as best player in the world, and that includes Tim Duncan.

We need to have a real conversation about celebrities and Ozempic, because they are using that shit to give themselves eating disorders. I know a TON of people on GLP-1 meds, and NONE OF THEM get sickly thin. They just lose a healthy amount of weight.

A core problem for American liberalism is a constitutional inability to tell people who were important to the movement decades ago to go away because they're not relevant anymore. Reagan/GW Bush admin people might as well not exist to the modern right. Maybe that's...something to consider.

It’s times like this when I wish I still had my Twitter, so I could go back and show people that I was right about Zion Williamson from the very beginning

Has there ever been a draft where TWO can’t-miss prospects flamed out

The most charitable read I can muster for the Dems is that their primary focus is maintaining the status quo, no matter how miserable that is

Official height tiers Short: Men 5’10 and under Women 5’4 and under Not short: Men 5’11 to 6’1 Women 5’5 to 5’8 Tall: Men 6’2 to 6’5 Women 5’9 to 6’0 Starting to get weirdly tall: Men 6’6 and up Women 6’1 and up

“Die Hard” is a movie that takes place at Christmas…much like “Lethal Weapon” and “Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang”. GREMLINS, on the other hand is an actual Christmas movie.

Dell is one of like four companies left selling PCs in this country

Help settle an argument between me and my wife. We share a driveway with our 70-year-old neighbors. As a rule, I shovel the driveway. Sometimes, like today, the heaviest snowfall 9-7am. My wife thinks that I should get up early and shovel the snow, even if it’s still snowing heavily.

If Giannis comes to NY and wins a title, I will name my first born son after him. The boy is only 11—he’ll get used to the new name.

Can I make a confession that might get me cancelled in NYC? I’ve largely stopped wearing boots in less than 3in of snow, unless they serve the outfit. Gore-Tex New Balance have never failed to heel my feet warm and dry

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