Y'all be reaching just a bit too far

If we start bumping privates today I might be able to have a lil sumthin sumthin under the tree for you by Thursday.

Enough to last about 6 weeks. You can never have enough draws and socks.

Yes. Cause the way shit going in this country this might be the last year we're able to.

Christopher Nolan finna over heat the IMAX cameras with this Odyssey movie

The amount of ppl in this country that are poor and don't realize it is alarming.

Dak might be the greatest loser in NFL history

I'ma learn guitar just so I can play this Baccarat solo.

Maaaaannnnnn this chick I went to high school with randomly slid in my DMs inviting me to her crib for a "get together". I thought for sure I was gonna smash. Ended up being this shit 😑

Anybody buy the smart glasses off tik tok? I think I'm gonna roll the dice

A candidate from Nassau county thinking they're gonna win the whole state is rich

Hit the kitchen lights....

Why do I hate the Bronx? Cashier at supermarket: Do you box? Me: No. I did martial arts, but never boxing Cashier: Oh, okay. You look like this guy I fought once. Do you think you could beat me? Me: Idk man. I'm pretty confident, I think I am beat anymore Cashier: can you beat a bullet? 😐

pour one out for a real 1(¢)

I know Elle be talking you through it. I just know it...

Sweet Plantains

I don't even know how to feel. We've never won anything in my lifetime 😭😭 #Knicks

Letssss gooooooooo #Knicks

Meanwhile, me

Bring back 3 verse rap songs

Boomers always wanna tell somebody about their weight.

What this nigga orange said about Rob Reiner's passing is fucking insane. Like I know we be joking, but this nigga is truly mad.

I have procrastinated enough. Let me go pick up this heavy shit and put it down a few times. #GymSky

Good is subjective I don't think there are good or bad ppl. There are good or bad acts, no one is inherently good or bad (although this chief executive of y'all's be trying it).

I really been thinking about this Sherrone Moore shit. He got drunk off the power. Ppl don't realize how powerful the head football coach is in a college town. Especially after winning a national title.

When you break up with me, you break up with my food spots. I better NEVER see my ex there with a new nigga.

And still it was the right decision

It literally says 99¢ on the can

That was a terrible pass interference call.

At this point just put all 11 guys on Myles Garrett

Most of the time when it's out we don't even realize it.

If we truly wanted to cancel him we'd have to damn near cancel the whole genre. At this point just put a damn disclaimer on the music and let ppl make their own decisions.

Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more... 🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍

9 times out of 10 you'd feel better if you had a concrete daily routine.

½ tank.

That Street Fighter trailer looked like a 6 pack of booty cheeks

Y'all be looking at y'all exs?

Yoshi

Mahogany and Teakwood

This Supergirl trailer? 🔥🔥 James Gunn is cooking (please don't sell the paramount and fuck this up).

Weak discipline = strong regrets

Yo this trillion dollars or 10 mins with God shit is a pretty good indicator of how completely fucking cooked we are as a society

I just said "type shit" in a training. This why you can't bring niggas no where. It's me, I'm niggas 😭😭

We can't call em Bill Cosby sweaters anymore?

The full impact has yet to be seen I fear. 5-10 years this will be the topic of several books/films

A personal pan gon get you right every time

Just had this conversation on Thanksgiving with my cousin. Some shows are a slow burn and since ppl have the attention span of goldfish these days they can't deal.

Perhaps everyone is deserving of a little skepticism these days.