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She must got them Fellowship of the Ring hobbit feet lol

I know what we need to bring back the good times

Likewise. I don’t care nothing about your uglass kids, your sick mother, your favorite show, your weekend plans or your relationship with your in-laws. We ain’t friends! We are co-workers. Before and after work, you don’t exist to me!

This is the same type of “man” that thinks washing your ass is “gay”. There is something deeply wrong with these people

Quote with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap.

Quinta is so talented and SO FINE. I’m seated for anything she does. Racists can prematurely STFU too because Betty Boop was 1,000% based off of a real Black woman

Manosphere, Dodge Charger-driving MAGA niggas love Drake

This also goes for people who post spoilers online the second a new movie or new episode of a show comes out

“They want Republican policies that hurt Black people but they also want Democratic policies to save them from the consequences of Republican policies that hurt Black people.” This part! The Counterproductives demonstrate this on a daily.

As a PC Gamer, this is why I purchase from GOG if I can avoid Steam. Valve is just as scummy as the rest of these video game companies despite fanboys constantly fellating Gabe and trying to act like Valve is some sort of white knight amongst the cesspool that is the modern gaming industry.

For saying that it’s unfortunate how so many people have no choice but to rent and will never be able to own a home which is the quickest and most proven way to easily build generational wealth in this country. Not sure why that was so controversial but people were deeply offended. It was weird

I block all large accounts. Y’all think you’re more important than you are and you’re taking up too much space on the timeline.

Michelle, you gotta shut the hell up. Respectfully.

Man, I remember when I used to be so excited for Google I/O. Now the entire keynote is nothing but useless A.I. crap

If only my dad would boycott Alabama Football

Turn on the lights. I'm looking for her. https://youtu.be/cP7_ZDpcBsQ?si=HrwVbafvklTOgf1I

We just need to bring back Ask Jeeves at this point

Starving yourself and your family to own the libs is quite literally insane

Yeesh 😬

Man, I'm really thinking about going from my OnePlus 15 back to the Nothing Phone (3). My OP15 is pretty much perfect in every way but it feels a bit boring design-wise. And I think I like NothingOS better than OxygenOS. NothingOS has that clean, minimalist aesthetic I like. OxygenOS feels bloated

All my homies need slush funds

I enjoy JPEGMAFIA’s music. But him thinking he’s the “best experimental rap artist” when albums like ‘By the Time I Get to Phoenix’ exist is peak comedy. If anything, Peggy is the most mainstream “experimental“ rapper. He worked with BTS ffs! He’s far more overground than underground these days

My work laptop has a Copilot key and I am always accidentally hitting it. And I.T. locks down the laptops to where we can’t disable any of the A.I. features either. I hate it

It feels like I spend half of my life waiting for pull requests to be merged

Imagine still being on the Bluesky PDS

White people are so unserious

Drake (a Jewish person), who has NEVER spoken out about any social or political issues trying to diss DJ Khaled (a Palestinian person) because Khaled has never spoken up in support of Palestine is peak comedy

“I don’t care if it was heroine in my cup. It’s in MY cup. Fuck you.“

Fuhrman? Führer? German? Fuhrman?

I’ve been an audio enthusiast for some time now. Mine was technically a quarter-life crisis since I started the hobby around my mid twenties lmao

It is amazing to me how much human beings can accomplish because so many of us are unbelievably stupid

Every day I become more of a crotchety old man lol. So much of what I say on the daily is steeped in serious “get off my lawn” energy 😂

I am against capital punishment but people who listen to their phones at full volume in public need to be drawn and quartered.

Me on Blacksky like…

I’m still off Shakira after she said that the ‘Barbie’ movie somehow negatively impacted her male children. But I do love when governments lose in court

Won’t drive through a puddle but will drive through a child. Crazy lol

That’s fine. I haven’t played a console title in god knows how long. If it ain’t on PC, it ain’t for me. I wouldn’t want to use something as limiting as a gaming console any way lol.

I need more people on here using @germnetwork.com DM’s I don’t know what you’re waiting for when the alternative is unencrypted, clear text DMs lol

I hate summer

Having poor communication skills at our big age is unacceptable.

I gotta block grown men that still listen to the Joe Budden podcast. I just do.

Said it before and I’ll say it again. Y’all REALLY don’t hate white people enough for me on this app

Blacksky/Bluesky ain’t a dating app. Stop being overly familiar with strangers on the internet

Anyone still on twitter at this point is getting what they deserve. There’s nothing of value there and hasn’t been for half a decade

Baby Rose always be tripping me out by not looking like what she sounds like in the slightest lmao youtu.be/cqZQasgbaJQ

One surefire way to make certain that I never use your app is for it to not have a dark mode

Why would you take an app that has always been in dark mode and then change it to light mode and not give users any way to toggle between the two? This is insanity

white people are insufferable.

I wish more people would block and report nonsense instead of going for a quote dunk. Like sure, the quote dunk is fun and it gives you a lot of fake internet points if it’s clever enough but you are just spreading the offending party’s BS far and wide instead of nipping it in the bud from jump