accurate

“Animal in Heat”

I want my husband

never invite me anywhere a male stripper will be…I’m a lover of the fluidity of the female body

Facts

the audio at the end, got my side hurtin

teaching my niece "Tikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo"

rehabbed my niece’s graduation flowers and combined what was left of mommy’s & my sister’s Mother’s Day flowers

you so fine

It’s UP!

can the models say “I’m not wearing that”? Because who exactly are they marketing this too?

Tired of seeing yall lift weights Lift some lumber. Lift some tools

Pope: “As sadly evidenced by the unbridled promotion and implementation of technology at the expense of human dignity and the damage caused when chatbots and other technologies exploit our need for human relationships, we are truly experiencing an eclipse of the sense of what it means to be human.”

I just wanna use the bathroom in peace and here comes my niece

Learn something new everyday in this bitch

You like eating extension cord?

my condolences to you and your family

PLEASE

my BFF’s husband called her “Dora the Explorer”

I-

Mrs. Teagues look GOODT

parents of velcro kids, how do y’all do it? my niece won’t come up off me…every time I turn around

😂😂😂

2nd: I ordered door dash…time passed & I’m like where TF is my food? Went back in and almost ordered it before backing out because it showed an order was in progress…closed the app and a few mins passed and I almost ordered it again…I went on like for about 3 more cycles til the food finally arrived

1st: took an organic toffee gummie (shit was WET) it took me 12mins to get to the car that was 3mins away, felt like I was walking on cloud in them big ass flatforms…leaving the park, my cousin’s friend hit a round about and the gummie got active…I felt like

😂😂😂

can my future husband come get me already?

BOOST THIS

only time I consume cold drinks is when I’m out because they rarely offer roomtemp

Why this meme???😂😂😂

a masterpiece

room temp soda is where it’s at. Y’all cold drink drinkers like to jump start y’all system like a damn car battery

In high school, yes. I took woodshop because I was already Suzy homemaker at home

Caregivers…the respect I have for y’all knows no bounds. I’ve been at this for coming up on a lil over 48hrs and BOI!

the North fucking remembers and *looks closely*…is that wedding ring???

like mathematically “I’m 18. I was born in 2008” is correct but it doesn’t sound right

rightfully so 😂😂😂

is the scallion’s ass hairy or does the orange have a beard?

mommy watched a branch being pulled out of someone’s ear with tweezers…for the love of god, ENOUGH

chest bags in my neck and a chin hair is like

I was born the oldest daughter, nuff said!

it’s so pretty

no couple had more pet names for each other than Synclaire & Overton

Lame girl summer

a parent on TikTok insists her daughter enter their phone number at the grocery store, every time they go, so she can memorize it and I think that is simple yet very effective…GENIUS actually!

😂😂😂

hate that for y’all

Y’all remember that one girl that posted her ashy nudes CONSISTENTLY over there in the bad place?