That's honestly the most persuasive case that the letter might be a hoax because it only alleged things Trump himself bragged about on tape to Howard Stern and one of the lesser Bushes

'if the allegations against Trump were true they'd have been used to frame him'

Sure would be weird if anything in Epstein's dying declaration about Trump grabbing pageant contestants genitals matched multiple audio recordings of Trump saying he did the exact same thing

Really funny to have fairly definitive proof that Trump didn't have Epstein killed that Trump didn't dare release.

Got this from Reddit but was watching the credits and stood in awe of the murderers row Dante & Spielberg assembled to voice the Gremlins in Gremlins

I've posted the earlier Pacino rant a few times in the last year or so but tonight is clearly the latter. Enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIQy...

The lead ship in a class IS THE NAME OF THAT CLASS. So if the lead ship is the USS Defiant it's not the Trump class it's the Defiant-class. Drooling, giraffe pointing idiot jfc

The only thing we aren't gonna rename is the F-47 because that got all the way through approval without any of them saying it out loud to themselves

Oh good the degenerate gambling for children app chucked in a couple mil to make sure the morning sun never shines upon the people's house

He's really only refusing to take sides on the whole 'did the widow whose endorsement I'm here to accept conspire with the International Jew to assassinate her husband' debate.

Gonna steal blue prints for an offshore windmills and pitch them to those Palantir fucks as EMP-proof anti-drone buzzsaws

I wonder which draft of this line added the 'anymore.'

'Let us not bicker and argue over Jews Killed Who...'

And he's still probably gonna incite a billion death threats against Weiss for not adding his name to ads for the Kennedy Center Honors.

Oh specifically a gulag in another country run by a credibly reported drug kingpin. Imagine if she suppressed news about Abu Ghraib while Saddam was still running it.

Progressive just demoted Flo to doing voiceovers for AI animals we gotta nuke the servers now

Lions fan saying something to instigate DK Metcalf it has certainly been a big weekend for ice skating uphill...

once again finding it incredible that the 80s hair metal guys are the most consistent Fuck Trump types in the industry compared to the punk scene, 90s alts, 2000s hip hop etc

This is like when they tried to coopt incel to mean 'lefty nerd not getting any' instead of 'the 75% of TPUSA staffers who have made an Eliot Rodger meme.' Or 'groomer' to mean any gay person and not 'the President of the United States'

Look at how little yellow ribbon solidarity there is for these goons. People support the troops, they support their local cops, they may have romantic notions about the FBI or Marshals from the TV they watch but these rent-a-thug dopes have about as much thin blue line hagiography as Wagner Group.

This week in MAGA influencers stepping into the ring

Watching the MST3K episode for Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. The character of Droppo really ruined any chance of this flick being an ironic classic. Remove this one excessively goofball klutz alien, let all the Martians be stonefaced Scrooges and you'd have a seasonal, kid friendly Barbarella.

Happy Solstice everybody

Hall of fame Streisand potential here if you can will it

This photo, file 468, from the Epstein files that includes Donald Trump has apparently now been removed from the DOJ release. AG Bondi, is this true? What else is being covered up? We need transparency for the American public.

The Hulk Hogan shorts put this in Louis v Schmelling territory

Trump probably has ancestors who fought in the Revolutionary War just not on the side you think

It's nice to see this sick MAGA charade pitting a Youtuber against arthritic and/or bribable heavyweights finally meet its James "Grim Reaper" Roper.

Computer, enhance

~ italian christmas cookies, on your timeline ~

It's because WW2 vets went from our generational grandparents with living memory of the struggle against fascism to now just...history.

"Zero experience but I have a knife and a winners attitude"

Ukraine, whose navy doesn't have any active surface combatants larger than a patrol boat, has successfully hit Russian maritime targets in three completely different seas (Black, Mediterranean, Caspian) just this week.

Trump spent a good chunk of the 90s and 2000s lampshading his pursuit of teenagers and women who look like Ivanka because he thought it was funny and cool. This coincided with his years as Epstein's pal, whom he said was fun and cool specifically because he liked em young. It's always been there.

The short list for next FBI Deputy Director

They keep behaving like he's dying...is the thing

idk feels like more than a coincidence that they're both actively not doing their jobs as we have a string of unsolved murders at elite New England universities.

Kind of fun he sess Dems getting out in the streets by the millions, running up the score in elections, eating into Trump's coalition and NOT link it to the fact that many D activists and highly engaged voters fled to a relatively algo-free platform to share and organize. Still think algos save them

ah, yes, Ronald Reagan, the true standard for how to act with grace and good will over the tragic end of a Hollywood icon.

TIL I'm a year older than the actor in this scene when it was filmed

lmao

What the fuck is going on

In a whole world of guys who look uncomfortable in suits Patel is just constantly giving off the energy of first time ever wearing a tie

They're still too cowardly to say they're dreaming of a White Christmas

The economy is now 5% 'little spider that sits on your shoulder telling you to poison the town's reservoir'

I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television

If past is prologue for me I'm probably gonna find out from a @ditzkoff.bsky.social simpsonspost.