Reacher is about an enormous guy who just wants to enjoy life on the open road but is always kicking the absolute ass of regional right-wing upper class twits and getting away with it because he knows the ins and outs of the legal system. This vid is like watching RDJ build a mech suit for real.

By this point in Afghanistan we hadn't suffered a single KIA. By this point in Iraq we'd already taken Baghdad. Neither of those doomed wars had half the global economic impact this one's already had.

My favorite thing about the lazy brunch crack is who do they think is going to brunch? It was a trendy thing for hipsters in lefty enclaves to do 10 years ago, now those people make pancakes for their kids on Sunday. '70% of people sleep in race cars' that's what this joke sounds like in 2026

oh shit oh fuck I don't have nearly enough Robux to bribe these ICE agents.

Folks it happened in real life

Might be the biggest threat to Johnson's tenuous majority yet

Also you can like the movie Zulu without being racist but Brentwood + British + MAGA Hat + framed Zulu poster is all pointing in an unfavorable direction.

I see Hans Klopek found a job suitable for his skillset.

That's disconcerting

We're gonna clear the Strait by taking Kharg Island. To get to Kharg Island we've got to clear the Strait. Everyone up to speed on our brilliant plan?

“This was something that was, you know, just — they wanted to do. And they came to see me. They explained what they wanted to do, the generals, who are very respected.” www.politico.com/story/2017/0...

We're calling it Operation Paperclip.

Seems like ICE agents have been ordered to go unmasked at airports. So, a good time to photograph as many of them as possible, so details like tattoos or how they arrange their pouches or patches can be matched to faces later after masked abuses.

TACO twofer today and now the opportunity to put some faces and names to jackboots

What if an entire war was run like Michael Scott bullshitting his way through the Dunder Mifflin Shareholder meeting

Til now Trump had enjoyed an Iran that behaved somewhat rationally with tit-for-tat proportional retaliation cycles. We hit them, they hit back, things go quiet. He killed all the guys who made those decisions. 5th kool-aid drinker in line may only care about Kharg Island as a potential killbox.

Masked, badgeless, anonymous armed goons guarding critical civilian infrastructure during a heightened terror threat environment. Definitely not exploitable.

Who could have seen this coming

this is elder abuse

When you're pushing 40 and a college basketball player's last name sounds suspiciously familiar

1100 standoff weapons in the first 6 days and we still have fresh footage of Tomahawks flying and B-52s loaded with JASSMs on this Day 20. The Strait is closed, the rate of drones hitting Gulf states is INCREASING and Iranian missiles are reaching further than ever. *SCREAMS*

Gonna hang on to this exact phrasing

70s Malaise with Epic Bacon characteristics

Sometimes it's hard to see these cruel, awful but obviously self-defeating threats and not crack a faint Luthen Rael smile. Yeah, put the armed masked goons in the airport where everyone has spent 25 years being nervous about armed, masked goons. Get the Capital One Lounge crowd chanting FUCK ICE.

I know we all backslide but many of us came here because we were sick of posts with "BREAKING 🚨" in them

I'm seeing a lot of these fake Donald Trump truths being posted on BlueSky (and lesser sites) at the moment. Its pretty easy to check, and you owe it to yourself and other people before sharing it.

$14 billion works out to a billion dollars for every American flag-draped coffin thus far. Maybe we can pay them in Trump hats.

He did the gentle whispering internal monologues in The Octagon and decided that went too far.

Man it's a war crime that a guy with this much martial arts skill and this much natural screen presence clearly believed 'acting is gay and I'm not.'

Tubi has basically every Norris movie btw. It's CannonGroup+

“Teenjacobin”

I thought they shut that place down!

Doing it just with Rangers and Airborne without securing the Strait first would mean relying entirely on air cover when they're getting hit not just by Iranian drones and missiles but artillery. No tanks, armor, engineering equipment, no naval support fire.

anyone checked Hegseth's groupchats lately

Horrendously expensive to waste in contested airspace. I'll stipulate we don't have an alternative for this type of mission but a real feeding cats to coyotes situation Hegseth has us in here (again, after Yemen.)

This is at least the second instance of Trumpworld men using ICE against the mothers of their children to win custody. apnews.com/article/karo...

definitely do this tonight before the 50-year old edgelords in the White House produce the sweatiest The Delta Force/Missing in Action edit possible.

Alright you're all allowed to watch Invasion USA, Lone Wolf McQuade and the Bruce Lee fight from Way of the Dragon tonight while still being good libs.

Meanwhile Bibi is openly working to create an IRGC safe zone in Southern Syria. His goal isn't a stable and peaceful Middle East. It's a 2000 mile wide failed state teeming with warlords and rival terrorist groups that he can bomb forever.

He looks like the boss of the two goons from the Take On Me video

The only reason Iran can't call in 30,000 Russian paratroopers and the entire Syrian Army to save themselves right now is because Ukraine, with our aid, has trapped Putin feet first in a meat grinder.

Implication here that the pilot got hit and had to land before bleeding out. ugh

I remember a time when filling out a bracket meant carrying a little piece of paper in your pocket for bragging rights among peers. Not giving contact information to David Ellison to use a buggy-ass app full of targeted ads and promos for Sheriff Country.

The initial invasion of Iraq...2 months of full spectrum combat operations including not just air and sea bombardment but airborne landings, special operations and sending 100,000+ US troops 400 miles north in tanks and armored convoys fighting the entire way cost an inflation-adjusted $140 billion.

The floor is so shiny thanks to a thin sheen of vape juice

lmao Jesus Christ

The stated objectives plainly contradict. Trump wants a neutered but stable regime that'll cut him in on the oil like Venezuela. Bibi wants Iran, Iraq, Syria and Lebanon so deeply plunged into internal strife that secular Palestinian nationalism doesn't ascend as Iran, Hamas & Hezbollah decline.

TAHITI