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One full year without a commercial using Where is My Mind by the Pixies it's all I ask.

*sees skier/skater/boarder pull off 10 insane aerial stunts in a row and live* NBC Color Commentator: ugh, heartbreaking, hate to see it

Appreciate this because I've seen too many lava themed videos that made it obvious that movies have been lying to me and falling into a volcano would actually take forever.

Shaun White sucks so bad at this

Feel like Danny McBride could salt the earth of a potential Vance campaign so long as he doesn't let the SNL writers room near it.

fuck i'm old

is it too late to bet on 'herd of wildebeest' in the pool or

A tradition like no other: American NBC hosts explaining the very obvious themes of the Olympic opening ceremony as they're happening.

New MUPPET SHOW is great, watch new MUPPET SHOW so they will make more new MUPPET SHOW.

Saw the pro-slop "talent" post and I swear we're getting increasingly ratfucked on here.

In waiting room purgatory. A pair of Xers...who just met...are praising the disgustingly extreme motion smoothing on the TV that they've commandeered to watch CBS's FBI. I'm learning the lore of Blue Bloods against my will. Pained to admit that I've found the most coveted swing voters in America.

man it never occurred to me that you could write something in the snow and then piss into it to reveal the message like it's the will from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Woke 2 has successfully made pissing in the snow gender-inclusive. Anybody can get in on this.

oh they're gonna persevere I assure you

The true believer boogbois (who I cannot stress enough are not your friends) are thoroughly anti-fed so this screams more 45-year old loser winking at memes that 4chan Nazis were into/trying to coopt nearly a decade ago. Like the DHS social media team and Elon Musk at 3AM.

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

FEMA already doesn't exist for blue states so we might as well make the pain even.

All this except for the men's hockey team. They made their bed at Four Nations and compounded their identity as of/by/for racist MAGA car dealers by not bringing Jason Robertson. Let them flop so hard that Guerin gets fired and the Tkachuks are PNG'd from international competition.

Whoever in Hollywood has been listening to me thank you keep it up, give Sam Raimi the money he needs for more Darkman.

even odds this is because of the pronouns gag in the He-Man trailer.

With the new Muppet Show special, Seth Rogen and company finally did the thing every Muppets fan has been asking for forever: They just made The Muppet Show again. My review:

Welcome to Bluesky. Here are your Anti-ICE whistles and a PPV of AEW for some reason bsky.app/profile/nhat...

Ok the Muppet Show revival pilot(?) special absolutely rules and it's insane that they ever stopped making this show.

The Future of Media is a $250 million national newspaper devoted solely to the debate over cooking at home vs delivery.

Do the people at CNN really believe Trump has had a change of heart, adopted a sincere new tone, and is adjusting policy accordingly? I doubt it, but who knows. I’m not accusing them of believing him or falling for it, I’m accusing them of not caring. They act like truth isn’t part of their job.

The West Wing hasn't been on the air for 20 goddamn years. Parks & Rec hasn't been on the air in 11. Leftists please identify another hit TV show that your Mom liked to make your clapterous point that "liberals" (a term deployed to pretend Ezra Klein is really 70 million people) are cringe & lame.

Curling has begun and I forgot to get rye

gonna keep Quixotically tapping this sign

The MBS Post.

all that Alligator Alcatraz hype lasted about 15 Fox-fueled minutes and I hope all the merch vendors who tried to cash in are so broke that they can't afford to not drink the hot dog water.

Every time I take the plunge I'm just gobsmacked at how much this movie kicks ass

And because I can never let this go...said CoD character gets murdered by a gung ho US general who colludes with Russian fascists so he can make America great again.

I finally saw the dumpster fire post and while I've dunked on people being overly paranoid about chats and cameras and email lists it is your duty to point at a post like that and scream "COP!"

Until the WHCA collectively decides that his constant, reflexive unfortunate-dementia-symptom misogyny IS the story and don't just move on to the next thing then frankly this is just what they all signed up for. Take your abuse from Big Content President and enjoy it.

morale seems great

Hope it sticks this time

Good job on the photographer making sure to get the calves in there

An insane movie reference to pair with this insane thesis.

Missing the themes aside this gag doesn't work because they already made a movie where the whole first act is the concept 'what if the park worked as intended.' It had rides and cocktail bars and a Jimmy Buffett cameo and it made a billion dollars and everyone performatively hates the franchise now.

Feb 3rd - Phil Connors awakes to find he's broken the timeloop. 📽️📅 Groundhog Day (1993)

Todd Blanche gave Ghislaine Maxwell a puppy.

Damn I was hoping they'd misread their audience and give fatal heart attacks to a bunch of Monty Burns-type oil and gas billionaires seeing Nicki Minaj do Good Form for the first time.

Long Island Firefighters told ICE to take a hike it's so fuckin over

idk We gotta go back to when the only food you could get delivered was pizza and, depending on where you lived, Chinese. This easy button rent seeker bullshit is having a similar effect on our psyches as chathpt, crypto and sports gambling.

probably because of all the times she openly worked for tyrants, foreign agents and the occasional proscribed terrorist group.

Musk just really wants to be sure...before he pays any money to see her...that the girl taken by an entitled rich guy to live in a walled compound across the sea is young, skinny and blonde.

Could list any number of Trumpworld guys with similar DV/IPV records, credible allegations and proven incidents including Trump himself.