when does he block out the sun?

In Libya you had an actual rival power center that merely needed air support to topple an otherwise evenly matched regime. The rebels had numbers, heavy weapons, tanks, special forces, whole mechanized groups, even a small air force. That doesn't exist in Venezuela.

we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...

A guy who could think more than one move ahead would see this and wonder if maybe they shouldn't be purging so many experienced and civic-minded military officers as well. For...reasons.

Cuomo's OJ truck got ticketed after he lost and I have footage of it going down

Rescuing SEALs is woke because it tells our enemies that SEALs need rescuing.

Since World War fucking 2. You wanna be a superpower without a permanent draft? You wanna have an unmatched standard of living without endless territorial conquest? Then you put the money into stopping plagues and famines wherever they are.

In retrospect it seems obvious that the only reason anyone would even want a trillion dollars in personal wealth is because their only goal is to live forever in their Martian Gooncave.

Crime is legal if you're loyal to Trump that's as simple as it gets.

It's a small graphic design detail, but the loitering guy on TTC signage is actually in front of the red slash, casually leaning against it, making him look *unbelievably* cool.

I do not think all anti-Zionists are antisemitic, but anti-Zionists who label Zohran Mamdani a "Zionist" simply because he condemned swastikas drawn on a Jewish day school in Brooklyn are in fact antisemites.

To be clear if I collapse in a public setting I too would appreciate it if our current HHS secretary ran in the opposite direction

Three weeks ago Trump posted a meme of himself bombing protesters a few hours after a Pentagon stunt deliberately timed for the No Kings protests literally bombed a major highway. A highway Trump explicitly wanted to be open and full of civilians in defiance of all safety recommendations.

Almost like that's what they've meant the entire time!

Cuomo's permanently hitched his rep to the corruption, xenophobia and shamelessness of Trumpism. Sliwa bought himself cameos in the next few Spike Lee/Scorsese projects.

Tacky as hell if it was a molded sign but it's three printed sheets of paper because I assume the dementia has him walking into random rooms

It was basically a primary where the machine candidate openly welcomed Republican ratfucking.

"get me to the pod!"

ahh yeah here he comes, big dersh, alan dershowitz himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart.

I think Mamdani is an exciting guy with a good temperament for politics but I wanna be clear I'm mostly happy that Andrew Cuomo ate shit.

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

okay that's twice in a month I'm putting my foot down we're not bringing the shit-herself-gun-girl back into the Posting Fold

this whole case, basically

"Cheney would be loving this"

Every time someone awful but really old dies, I think of Hendrik Hertzberg's flawless take on Jesse Helms: "Far too late for it to do anybody any good, Jesse Helms has died." www.newyorker.com/news/hendrik...

'they're still digging hot peppers out of me...'

Woke up today to the news

Also banning plastic bags has absolutely ruled. Everybody has reusables, if you forget you use the superior-to-plastic paper bags, getting to the door doesn't choke the circulation to your fingers, and there aren't fucking plastic bags always floating around on the wind and clogging all the drains.

To be clear: the only petty, vindictive, everybody's 12 now thing Trump/Vance are definitely gonna do around Cheney's funeral extravaganza that you get to be mad about is when they try to rewrite themselves as antiwar. Everything else is just a funny humiliation that Republicans did to themselves.

Online at 7 AM today like

They're setting themselves up for a curtain drop when Trump's done and all they have to left to run are a bunch of guys with school shooter aura

MANHUNTER (1986) dir - Michael Mann

when you try to tell me anything

In last ditch effort to cultivate boomers and Xers via weaponized nostalgia, the Cuomo campaign asked AI to identify what make and model of truck generated the most search queries 30 years ago

Vividly recall Laura Loomer and that corncob guy hiring a guy who was clearly trying to make a single airpod look like an earpiece

Yes but some guys got rich and Republicans say that this time I will be one of those guys

Sophia Loren? From Grumpier Old Men?

I think it is the job of the press to tell people what's in major legislation and how it will affect their lives.

Bills-Chiefs 16 hours after Game 7

A part of my cinematic soul just died but you know if a candidate is breaking through to people who actually watch CBS sitcoms...

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

I love Gareth Edwards and he tried like hell with film and location shoots and his unique sense of scale but he could not save that script. The sequels are better when they're dumb and pulpy. Trying to force them back into 'divorced dad techno thriller' territory is a losing proposition every time.

Still beat the fuckin Yankees