The fact they won’t review that is so fucking funny like why even have VAR lmfao Dogshit sport man

What the fuck is the bullshit whistle about?

Spain vs Emilio Martinez

Messi running full ass into a Spanish player and getting the whistle is in essence everything wrong with this sport lmao

Appreciate Spain and Argentina paying tribute to the New York Jets by doing absolutely nothing on a Sunday afternoon in the meadowlands.

Look, fellow Canadians, I hate America as much as the rest of us but if I have to read one more of you crying that no one will "just do it" I'm gonna flip out. We both know you wouldn't. So stop yapping.

I have found an artifact from the ancient times that explains everything. The Darlington Nagbe heat map.

one last time with feeling: pausa de hydratión

really feels like the players should be selling flops a lot more by straight up crying. like why not, just burst into tears. go boo hoo mode

are we really that shocked that the guy with an obsession for a _12 year old_ jodie foster is a fascist weirdo

we are now in an extremely annoying part of the game where argentina is fouling all the time AND spain is flopping all the time so I’m just vaguely ticked off at everyone

German broadcast. Nailed it

Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂

They caught us enjoying the third place game and are making us smoke the whole pack

72/400 Almost at the first 100, I was able to grab some food for today so thank you ❤️

Montiel crying like he just got shot because he can’t aim for shit is objectively hilarious

Innocent of tax evasion. An internationally beloved icon. Uplifts black women. Shakira shakira.

0-0 is the least surprising halftime scoreline imaginable for this game I know everyone is complaining about how this is boring but… this is what Spain does, they strangle you to death and then trip over their own shoelaces when it comes to actually putting the ball in the goal

dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked

Shakira occupies an incredibly vital cultural place for those of us who went though puberty while having Spanish teachers who played lots of music videos in class because they didn’t care about their jobs

Grandpa gave her a Dorito. Cool Ranch, nonetheless. And Aunt Peggy gave her a rolled up turkey cold cut. So things have gone pretty well for her today.

I miss when it was *does lines of coke* instead of just *spins wheel* (though it really felt like *prompts chatgpt*)

For the record!…via @rodger.bsky.social

Do we think the new season of Ted lasso will be even more “very obviously written by a divorced man” or was that a one season thing

John Landis on the set of three amigos told Chevy Chase he was going to kill him and Chase responded “with what, there’s no helicopter here,” and that may be the only funny and good thing Chevy has ever said

*Famous for not being able to tell a lie* Tired: George Washington Wired: Shakira’s hips

"Hahaha, Kermit, that's hilarious, that really is. But have you seen The Odyssey yet? You really should. Take the whole gang, take Pig, take Bear. If you can see it in IMAX 70mm, you should, but anyway you see it, it's a great time at the theater."

shakira rocks. she shouldn’t have to pay taxes

My feed is full of two posters which are either a) why the fuck is this show 80 minutes long b) SHAKIRA

GET THIS KID OFF THE MIC

THIS KID SUCKS

"America knows" you've already got some things wrong here lmao

Shakira is 49 by the way. Literal goddess genetics.

it would be funny if they cut to Kendrick calling Drake a pedophile. Not even rapping he can just say it as a reminder

Gustavo Dudamel conducting the Muppets covering the White Stripes I didn't anticipate this

America knows neither Beiber or BTS are American right

surely there is no easy solution to this problem

many of u

Even if it wasn't a means to stem the spread of information (which it probably is, given who owns the place) ...it's still a shitty way to run a social media platform in general.

ok the woman singing the national anthem of Argentina is simply ethereal??? i love women,,

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If you’re gonna have Tom Cruise there, have him jump out of a helicopter or something

What in God's name are these lyrics. This is like a song from a 30 Rock B-plot where Jenna Maroney gets kidnapped and has to sing the theme to a Moldovan children's show

why are jackets so much better than shirts. i love every jacket i've ever seen and despise every shirt. i want 50,000 jackets and one black long sleeved tee

The only way I can keep myself from doing this is two fold. 1) The newest ones really suck 2) if I already have one of that size, I don't need it I still have like 10 though lmao

So glad we don't have a World Cup tainted by slavery. Anyway, here's Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise remains the hardest bad person to hate. I am aware of all the things wrong with him, truly I am. But he's so fucking charismatic ok it's infectious.

It’s truly incredible how it’s like Argentina supporters: Argentina Messi fans Spain supporters: The rest of the world