This is a little funny but as a Torontonian I choose to tell yall that this is basically how we got stuck with Doug ford running our province; he lost the mayor race, but knew other parts of Ontario had more racists so ran provincially and now fucks us over from there for not picking him. Be wary.

For my international followers: in Toronto you can’t have a corner store on a residential street unless the business opened before 1959.

HIS EAR IS WET WHY IS HIS EAR WET I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

🍂 this has been rotating in my mind for the last week and it won't fucking stop

There's a severe lack of quality nicknames in baseball these days. Big fan of how they started calling Josh Naylor "Thicky Henderson" when he started swiping bags in Seattle. Really pulling for Blue Jays 1B prospect Peyton Williams to make it big. He's known as the Iowa Meat Truck.

This is a little funny but as a Torontonian I choose to tell yall that this is basically how we got stuck with Doug ford running our province; he lost the mayor race, but knew other parts of Ontario had more racists so ran provincially and now fucks us over from there for not picking him. Be wary.

an arc where the former governor of NY loses increasingly inconsequential elections until the series finale is him trying to run for senior class president at a local high school and getting his ass kicked by some 17 year olds.

It’s wild. Evolution basically just said “hey did you get that new American I asked for?” “Sure did, boss. Built him like a fuckin black marlin just like you asked.” “What”

Rigged

too uncanny to be mere coincidence, especially considering charles got slimed. ehat do we think about my Ghostbusters Theory about the identity of this "Slimer" character?

One of the funniest things about getting older is watching people my age succumb to nostalgia about these terrible films.

Heritage post

Well yeah he has to, the rat stole his face

even the silly horny thing is telling me I need to get a job 😔

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you know how in some justice league thing or another lex luthor said "do you have any idea how much power i'd have to give up to be president". that's how i feel about mr. beast and being jigsaw

fascism

Still can’t get over this fuckin monstrosity the NBA cup is wild man. Every team competes to who can legally blind other teams the fastest

if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.

its so fucking funny to me how no one on earth cares about like early modern europe, and its entirely because the aesthetic is too shite. everyone knows what a roman or a napoleonic soldier looks like but then you get to idk the german confessional period and everyones a muddy guy with a musket

i saw alan alda having dinner with matthew broderick one night at this italian place that was right near that sex shop and two boots pizza in west village in nyc and he was really laying into that little guy, mad as hell. it was fucked up seeing alan alda being quietly furious

You know, I always knew the play-in tournament was dumb as hell, but I didn’t know the main reason I’d hate it would be because of the ugly ass courts.

Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!

Dodgers reliever Alex Vesia and his wife Kayla announced that their newborn daughter, Sterling Sol, died on October 26th. Please continue to keep this family in your thoughts. 💔

Also known as the bitch who waited for a death rather than share a noble peace prize with a woman It’s suck my dick o’clock for this old bastard

Hey, miss doesn't-find-me-attractive-sexually-anymore, I just tripled my productivity!

Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...

Hi, I'm Kevin O'Leary, millionaire, Trump lover, Canadian, fraud, bad investor, and person who worships income disparity and believes people in poverty should admire the 1%. Here is why I am extremely angry and confused that I was not Zohran Mamdani's first priority and favourite special little boy

The character of Drew Baird from 30 Rock basically represents so many personalities I've met since moving to LA. People who are oblivious to their advantages and, when those same advantages disappear, become angry and feel slighted when treated like a normal individual. From S3 ep15 "The Bubble":

>walk into my room, find my wife in bed with someone else >wtf >it's her other wife >we're polyamorous >i love them both so much >why are they in *my* room tho lmao

When people talk about the excesses of MeToo, they have to lie, because the reality is that there was no massive social reckoning forcing people to believe survivors or hold perpetrators accountable. In fact, there has been a significant backsliding and new punishments in rejection of MeToo

My uber driver straight up playing never gonna give you up

my new mayor getting sexual predators off the streets on day 1 i KNOW thats right

Oh, it’s November 7th. Happy “the game series where my character apparently commits a genocide in a DLC I didn’t play any that now defines their arc for the third game” day everyone!

It really is. I’ll not forgive them for neglecting to make Prism romanceable (I’ve made my peace about Malevola since she’s clearly either gay or with Sonar or both) but otherwise great game

the government of canada: "we are deeply sorry for any taxes that may, unintentionally, have harmed our most treasured minority: the owners of private jets. in order to pay for this we have replaced all social services with a doctor trying to murder you." americans: "masterful leadership sir 😍🍆💦"

Lmao they’re so clearly still mad.

I do like that he always comes back to the bits whenever he’s feeling cornered. This whole shutdown shit show + the democrats sweeping those elections, he’s losing it. And so he falls back on “Sleepy Joe”, which was admittedly a banger at the time (he’s always been good at branding) but sucks now

this is punishment for electing Mamdani btw

Darryl Strawberry right now is so fucking confused lmao

Also known as the bitch who waited for a death rather than share a noble peace prize with a woman It’s suck my dick o’clock for this old bastard

Not that it fucking matters but this whole story stinks. Renner is obviously a pos we know this by now but here’s the evidence of the threat she provided. Read the part underneath carefully lol

banned! from the hipster playgroup

If any of ya'll have played any of these cozy simulation/management games, or even if you haven't but see one that looks interesting, I would love some input on which one to play first. I haven't been gaming much. Getting back into it. Spent an embarrassing amount of money on all of these. 🤫

I love that even in their obviously made up stories they -still- can’t come off as anything more than, at best, mildly annoying. Like this dumbass made up a whole “and then everyone clapped” story and the best she could come up with is “I called their kids a slur 😏”.

The really annoying part of the whole Shohei thing is do we really need to pretend like we don’t know what team Murakami will end up with? Like I hope jays go for him but we know how this will go.

i went to doll tree and they all said they miss and love u, and hope you're well