restriction notification in that post is from the UK. switched back to the US and now i get this other one when i try to check my DMs cuz i guess that's a state law somewhere now. this one is more fun tho cuz i have a funny workaround for this one (see reply below)👇

feel a sense of foreboding as i notice that notifications like this show up for me in an increasing amount of english-speaking locations i set my VPN to. at this rate i'm gonna have to learn portuguese so i can tunnel thru brazil to avoid this bullshit

I know, okay? I know this isn't the point. I get it. BUT LIKE, THIS ISN'T EVEN SOMETHING THEY NEED AI FOR. EPSTEIN'S POSE IS THE SAME IN BOTH PHOTOS JUST USE PHOTOSHOP. I hate people, man.

tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting

clicking "translate" on a tweet written in korean, realizing they are being transphobic to me, and telling the author that i fucked his dad, despite the language barrier and an ocean between us

Keep getting videos for Dead by Daylight on my tiktok and it just makes me sad cause like, I really did love that game but I sure as fuck am not going back now. Right now even with 50% sales on everything, if I bought all the DLC, it'd be like $250 lmao

The nice part about Ninesols is that it doesn't force the idea of perfection on you. Indeed, just when you're starting to think "wow this game might actually be perfect", it forces the shittiest stealth section you've ever seen on you.

Remember the reason for the season

I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.

Wemby is Thunder Kryptonite. Whatever magic they float on ends up in the dirt around the Human Tube Dude

Watching Wemby next to the other players really is insane. He looks like a fucking cartoon character out there. All these men are like 6'5, 6'6 and he just makes them look like ants lmao

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Jalen Brunson got the worst hair in the league for real, but god there really is nobody else you want on the court in the clutch lmao

Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Internet Archive for the foreseeable future.

"Boo Hoo! I'm Mark Cuban! The peasants are being mean to me because I say dumb, out-of-touch shit from a greedy rich dickhead's perspective. Oh woe is me! I should hang out with Nazis and bots on another site." Christ, you are such a weak, pathetic coward.

merr crim

Christmas haul. Hilariously in hard cover because I asked for a hard copy of it (as in, not digital) from my sister and she misunderstood lmao

Mommy? Sorry

Started playing Ninesols. It's real good! The only issue is that I'm about to risk it all for Guomang.

merry Christmas you filthy animals

Everyone just smile when your mom tells you about that ne’er do well cousin who says he’s a “project manager” for “building data centers” who says he uses chatGPT for his job. We all know he sells pills out of his girlfriend’s dad’s basement (which is a real job)

Democracy dies in darkness. Fascism dies surrounded by stupidity. It's the circle of life.

if you want to see good posts on the holidays you should follow trans women because while cis people post less due to the normality-inducing influence of their families, trans women post more because of the insanity-inducing influence of their families

One of my favourite sounds of all time is when a band starts the first few bars of a song and you can hear the crowd just explode because they recognize it. Especially better if it's them busting out a cover.

dude you're talking to the 9-time heavyweight champion in wife loving. show some damn respect. wifeguys these days...

Started playing Ninesols. It's real good! The only issue is that I'm about to risk it all for Guomang.

It's always heartwarming to bring the classics out for the Holidays.

Alan Dershowitz winning a lifetime achievement award for "Maybe You Should Sit This One Out, Buddy"

It's funny how like this sort of thing really is just automatically ominous now like, I've heard old people talk to kids and they do call them beautiful and or cute like that's just a thing old people do. But because it's -this- motherfucker, yeah. Nah. Stop talking.

For further context twitter added a button that allows users to generate ai images using existing art posts from artists. It removes glaze and it basically reskins the artwork by using the existing work as a base. Twitter is no longer a safe space for art

This is SO fucked up. If you support AI please block me omg I want nothing to do with you unintelligent lazy ass mfs.

Me to everyone I don't know at the office Christmas party after 4 egg nogs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUT MAGAZINE NO NO NO

Knew I liked the Peak devs for a reason.

You know, people (rightfully) complain about how god damn tangled Christmas tree lights get over the course of the year, but you really do feel like a champ when you finally sort it lmao

It’s Xmas Eve, and I work retail…

TIL it only costs me 3 hour wages to buy a device that let's me kill each smart doorbell that filmsme each day, everyday because my job is delivering mail and small packages

Just to be clear, Link was in the clique that Will is on about and Bluesky ganked his account faster than you can say jiminy cricket over nothing. Meanwhile Will is pissing his pants not over someone like Jesse Singal who has actively done what Will is claiming but instead a popular lady with cats.