I could repost this daily now I guess

white ppl when they go to sweetgreen and order falafel

"War is Peace," "Freedom is Slavery," "Ignorance is Strength" Only a fool would believe this is the point. Forcing you to accept a lie when you know it’s a lie, and you know the truth.

oh no not the business world

insane incrimination aside, anyone who thinks a reddit bisexual chaser wouldn't text like this has never slept with a reddit bisexual chaser

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

no disrespect to the wisconsin wreck hunter community but it's very funny to me that this supposed famously elusive ship wreck was found exactly where the eyewitness report said it would be in the newspaper but nobody had bothered to check there

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

people will willingly watch old TV shows with the original commercials as it went to air over on my streams. There's interest for old media

Editor: You get those photos of Winona Ryder and Sigourney Weaver? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sapphic just like you asked. Editor: what

I loved Inside but this remains the most prescient thing he said in it for sure

G’night friends.

My tiktok algorithm update

"calling something pretentious is anti-intellectualism (...) we embrace pretentiousness as an attempt to move something beyond content and elevate it to art" like holy crap dude when did you get earth 2 early access

When did Northernlion go from the silly man I watched play binding of Isaac in highschool to a man who drops philosophical bangers like he's overstocked with them

you guys

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT AN 80% SUCCESS RATE IN MEDICINE MEANS???

everything about this is iconic, from the hair to the shoulder pads to the reveal that she addresses herself as “bitch” to the absolute murder in her eyes in that first shot. that is a woman who homophobes would cross the street to avoid for fear of their life. absolute ally goals

many ppl highlighting flaws in this article. but having fought in the "80% desistance" wars of the mid-2010s, I remember asking anti-trans activists if they'd be ok if 80% of youth were helped by gender-affirming care (flipping their argument). & they *never* answered. b/c they want *zero* trans ppl

honestly I don't wanta overstate this but it IS kinda funny how intransigently normie I think a certain large stripe of Americans are? like the right really WANT this to be a big rallying cry to swell their ranks but the recruits aren't there to pick up, everyone who would rally IS rallying

I swear you threaten to invade and occupy and colonize a country 7-800 times and they get all bitchy

shoutout to my wife whomst I met right here on Bluesky 2 years ago in exactly one month :) She’s the greatest and my best friend and the hottest ever and the funniest fucking person I’ve ever met <3

45 minutes left until day 2 of the stream!!! undertale.com/10/

ideology is the death of reason

I'm ngl I absolutely thought this was AI singing lmao

If you say “yankin' my Skeeters off” your homophobia is showing THE END

Thank you Charlie 🫶🏻🇵🇸

A good horror movie thing is when a guy has to shove his hand into a hole. You never know what that hole has in store for him!

FIVE HOURS of Charlie Kirk Memorial in the midst of an NFL FOOTBALL SUNDAY??? lmfao this seals it, conservatives gave up football in the national divorce. the gridiron is left-coded now

George Springer, Canadian hero

people of houston enjoy watching your chances of a meaningful postseason disappear into the glove of victor robles

John Schneider is a fucking goon. A clown. Bet we finish third and then one and done.

The Yankees are such good cheaters they don’t have to be PLAYING in a game to cheat. This was ruled no catch by New York. I’ve never seen a worse call after review. Never.

I found it. The greatest video ever made. I will take no further questions

hated this. great work

barely legal olive oil

That may be the most disgusting umpire decision I’ve ever fucking seen holy fuck

quirked up white boy > kirked up white boy. know the difference

you should send weapons to Hamas, because the state of Palestine has the right to defend itself

they're trying to calculate the bare minimum for not being held accountable by the ICJ

Genuinely surprised by this but as others have already said, this means fuck all if we’re still playing the “MMM BUT IS IT TRULY A GENOCIDE?” game

i think after kash has finally fucked up enough for donald to have him disappeared or else the cocaine finally wins its war against his cardiovascular system, trump should strongly consider replacing him with Nick Fuentes. he is 27. twink death begins at 25. it’s time for his make-a-wish send-off

Happy Earth, Wind, & Fire Day to those who celebrate

also yesterday i was blissfully shown that chuck norris jokes become 500× funnier if you leave out the punchline

Fr cannot stress enough how good it is he died because if they’re this annoying over a corpse just fucking imagine. Sigh.

no charlie kirk joke i make will be as funny or insensitive as this

G’night friends.