Stepped away for five minutes and missed 3 goals! Here's all 3 first period goals between Canada and Czechia

i call this move "showing your belly as an act of submission"

the bluesky experience

Persona 5 Royal

Ultrakill

SIGNALIS

Desktop Defender

Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

Reviewer doesn't know ball smh. This is the REWARD. It's what makes 10/20 mode worth playing.

SILENT HILL 2

Battlefield 6

THEY GOT MACLACHLAN FOR FALLOUT? Man i was gonna put off watching it for a bit but this is gonna push me into the watch now category lmao

Kyle MacLachlan really has taken this role of Hank MacLean to a level I wasn't expecting. Low key one of the best villains in a TV series in a long fucking time.

SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??

I was going to post Elisabeth Moss talking about how “Fred Armisen’s greatest impression is that of a normal person” but when I looked it up to get the wording right I learned AI has somehow turned it from being a scathing post divorce condemnation to being a really nice complement

this is much better than anything AI could ever generate

it’s actually crazy to be like ‘do not try to improve the material conditions of anyone’s life as an elected official, that is very damaging’

I think it's awful that we're tearing down the walls of society and inching closer to destroying all recorded science and art but it would be kind of awesome if after the nuclear apocalypse the only recorded music left behind was The Vengaboys. It would become like a global anthem of hope

i'm not sure why but some people seem to dislike it when i say that if a person takes the same medicine in the same doses that trans people do to change their sex, that person is medically transitioning

>"cis" women on testosterone in "heterosexual" marriages. you guys actually believe this shit? this is just trans without the pronouns

People like to joke about going back to Twitter after a few days of leaving but like, there’s only so many BS changes they can make before even the most stubborn users are just completely fed up And adding a literal “make this image whatever I want” button is definitely the biggest push so far

i need to delete instagram again bruh my fyp is insane this algorithm is going to incinerate the very few braincells i have left

[to the tune of “secret tunnel” from atla] SEECRETTTT PENISSSS SEECRETTTTT PENISSSSSS THROUGH THE TUCK TAPE SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRETT PENISSSS

you can tell when someone is too used to making shit up online because they stop being able to find easy tells in their own lies, such as "why would attendees at an in-person con ask a white man if hes black"

restriction notification in that post is from the UK. switched back to the US and now i get this other one when i try to check my DMs cuz i guess that's a state law somewhere now. this one is more fun tho cuz i have a funny workaround for this one (see reply below)👇

feel a sense of foreboding as i notice that notifications like this show up for me in an increasing amount of english-speaking locations i set my VPN to. at this rate i'm gonna have to learn portuguese so i can tunnel thru brazil to avoid this bullshit

I know, okay? I know this isn't the point. I get it. BUT LIKE, THIS ISN'T EVEN SOMETHING THEY NEED AI FOR. EPSTEIN'S POSE IS THE SAME IN BOTH PHOTOS JUST USE PHOTOSHOP. I hate people, man.

tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting

clicking "translate" on a tweet written in korean, realizing they are being transphobic to me, and telling the author that i fucked his dad, despite the language barrier and an ocean between us

Keep getting videos for Dead by Daylight on my tiktok and it just makes me sad cause like, I really did love that game but I sure as fuck am not going back now. Right now even with 50% sales on everything, if I bought all the DLC, it'd be like $250 lmao

The nice part about Ninesols is that it doesn't force the idea of perfection on you. Indeed, just when you're starting to think "wow this game might actually be perfect", it forces the shittiest stealth section you've ever seen on you.

Remember the reason for the season

I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.

Wemby is Thunder Kryptonite. Whatever magic they float on ends up in the dirt around the Human Tube Dude

Watching Wemby next to the other players really is insane. He looks like a fucking cartoon character out there. All these men are like 6'5, 6'6 and he just makes them look like ants lmao

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Jalen Brunson got the worst hair in the league for real, but god there really is nobody else you want on the court in the clutch lmao

Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Internet Archive for the foreseeable future.

"Boo Hoo! I'm Mark Cuban! The peasants are being mean to me because I say dumb, out-of-touch shit from a greedy rich dickhead's perspective. Oh woe is me! I should hang out with Nazis and bots on another site." Christ, you are such a weak, pathetic coward.

merr crim

Christmas haul. Hilariously in hard cover because I asked for a hard copy of it (as in, not digital) from my sister and she misunderstood lmao