i saw alan alda having dinner with matthew broderick one night at this italian place that was right near that sex shop and two boots pizza in west village in nyc and he was really laying into that little guy, mad as hell. it was fucked up seeing alan alda being quietly furious

You know, I always knew the play-in tournament was dumb as hell, but I didn’t know the main reason I’d hate it would be because of the ugly ass courts.

Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!

Dodgers reliever Alex Vesia and his wife Kayla announced that their newborn daughter, Sterling Sol, died on October 26th. Please continue to keep this family in your thoughts. 💔

Also known as the bitch who waited for a death rather than share a noble peace prize with a woman It’s suck my dick o’clock for this old bastard

Hey, miss doesn't-find-me-attractive-sexually-anymore, I just tripled my productivity!

Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...

Hi, I'm Kevin O'Leary, millionaire, Trump lover, Canadian, fraud, bad investor, and person who worships income disparity and believes people in poverty should admire the 1%. Here is why I am extremely angry and confused that I was not Zohran Mamdani's first priority and favourite special little boy

The character of Drew Baird from 30 Rock basically represents so many personalities I've met since moving to LA. People who are oblivious to their advantages and, when those same advantages disappear, become angry and feel slighted when treated like a normal individual. From S3 ep15 "The Bubble":

>walk into my room, find my wife in bed with someone else >wtf >it's her other wife >we're polyamorous >i love them both so much >why are they in *my* room tho lmao

When people talk about the excesses of MeToo, they have to lie, because the reality is that there was no massive social reckoning forcing people to believe survivors or hold perpetrators accountable. In fact, there has been a significant backsliding and new punishments in rejection of MeToo

My uber driver straight up playing never gonna give you up

my new mayor getting sexual predators off the streets on day 1 i KNOW thats right

Oh, it’s November 7th. Happy “the game series where my character apparently commits a genocide in a DLC I didn’t play any that now defines their arc for the third game” day everyone!

It really is. I’ll not forgive them for neglecting to make Prism romanceable (I’ve made my peace about Malevola since she’s clearly either gay or with Sonar or both) but otherwise great game

the government of canada: "we are deeply sorry for any taxes that may, unintentionally, have harmed our most treasured minority: the owners of private jets. in order to pay for this we have replaced all social services with a doctor trying to murder you." americans: "masterful leadership sir 😍🍆💦"

Lmao they’re so clearly still mad.

I do like that he always comes back to the bits whenever he’s feeling cornered. This whole shutdown shit show + the democrats sweeping those elections, he’s losing it. And so he falls back on “Sleepy Joe”, which was admittedly a banger at the time (he’s always been good at branding) but sucks now

this is punishment for electing Mamdani btw

Darryl Strawberry right now is so fucking confused lmao

Also known as the bitch who waited for a death rather than share a noble peace prize with a woman It’s suck my dick o’clock for this old bastard

Not that it fucking matters but this whole story stinks. Renner is obviously a pos we know this by now but here’s the evidence of the threat she provided. Read the part underneath carefully lol

banned! from the hipster playgroup

If any of ya'll have played any of these cozy simulation/management games, or even if you haven't but see one that looks interesting, I would love some input on which one to play first. I haven't been gaming much. Getting back into it. Spent an embarrassing amount of money on all of these. 🤫

I love that even in their obviously made up stories they -still- can’t come off as anything more than, at best, mildly annoying. Like this dumbass made up a whole “and then everyone clapped” story and the best she could come up with is “I called their kids a slur 😏”.

The really annoying part of the whole Shohei thing is do we really need to pretend like we don’t know what team Murakami will end up with? Like I hope jays go for him but we know how this will go.

i went to doll tree and they all said they miss and love u, and hope you're well

“View full thread” continues to never miss.

It seems easy to misunderstand this phrase so let me be clear: "Nuremburg trials is the moderate position" was also the reading of the situation the first time.

The trick to getting through every day is to end every single interaction with a close friend by turning to everyone around you, gesturing after them and saying “who WAS that guy?”

Despite liberal hysteria, Charlie Kirk’s message was one of faith, family, and respectful debate. Here’s why so many of his followers have replaced him one-for-one with Nick Fuentes.

If he is saying billion, with a B, that's about 400 pounds per person, which seems like an unhealthy amount of weight to lose. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

It reminds me of how there's that utterly arbitrary, self-contradictory attitude that cooking in a restaurant kitchen is "masculine" but doing so at home is "women's work." IT'S *JUST* COOKING - GENDER SHOULDN'T COME INTO IT!!!

I feel that way about Chess. Like, *why* are men and women in separate leagues over a game that involves moving pieces across a board? I've never heard a single good reason; just misogynistic horseshit from pretentious, chauvinistic guys who claim it to be a "masculine" sport.

I do understand it a bit in the more physical sports (hockey, football (both kinds), basketball for example), but when you see the gender lines being separated for like, golf or fuckin darts, it just gets insane. “A woman could never bowl against a man!” Fuck outta here

i don't know much in this world but I do know men, intimately, regrettably, and I am 100% ironclad sure that underlying all other arguments, deep down, the sex segregation of sport exists because they cannot abide the possibility of losing to a woman

YES Joe Biden was deepthroating a smokeshow. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

Being an *active listener* is a skill set that many politicians do not actually have

Does this guy know how to put the ladies in the mood or what?

The fucking perfect amount of pause before jumping to “so what do you think about cops” AND WHY IS THERE AN OJ SKIN

So I heard about Cuomo's bronco but I totally fucking forgot about the OJ thing lmfao. I thought people were mocking him cause it's a mediocre car but gd

I’ve never seen an automatic “…” be more expertly employed lmao

Okay so it was 10 years ago but it also involved Michael Chiklis

What’s funny is a few years ago attempts were made at pushing souping as the hot new alternative to juicing

girl penis hallelujah

Let's see. Just gonna type "Zootopia train" into Google and see comes up.

Hey @magic.wizards.com 👋 you got another apology or clarification for those hundreds of artists who've publicly said they won't fuck with you anymore if you use gen "AI" in your games?

Meanwhile there's hundreds or even thousands of "Fucking My Stepbrother UwU" videos on Pornhub... But hey, gotta remove the mommy domme despite it not being familial AT ALL. Queer people aren't allowed to get off on THEIR internet anymore, I guess...

i'm gonna mcfucking lose it

It's amazing how quickly the vibe has shifted.