“it’s mid november, and you know what that means - it’s our black friday sale!” cool man, words mean whatever now right? it’s 8:30 pm so it’s time for breakfast next week

well, if the funniest thing always happens, this certainly would be the natural answer to "well what if bill clinton ends up in the files"

playing castlevania: aria of sorrow for GBA for the very first time if that's alright with you

lol first epstein email i open up is steve bannon palling around with wolff and epstein. wonder why he's scared of prison

i just want to stress that this isnt about trump anymore, its about the entire republican party and maga movement covering for a child sex trafficking ring

the emails from epstein say things like "thank god donald trump isnt exposing us. he knows more than anyone" and the headlines are like "it would seem, to some, that donald trump's name is mentioned in passing"

i'm pretty sure you can just cut from his funeral to him drinking a pina colada with a couple ladies

whatever happened to the good old days when (flipping through book) when uhh (flipping more pages) when you could expect (flipping) now hold on a second

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

schumer repeating the word “fighting” like it’s a magic spell that calms the electorate

this is senate dems’ second coordinated “just enough” vote to help republicans and betray house dems of the year, remember

if we don’t see a vote to remove him, we have to assume he’s telling the truth!

If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?

noticed a goof in frankenstein im going to submit to imdb: in one scene, a character emotionally calls Victor Frankenstein the monster. but he’s the doctor

now accepting “great pizza, phil” replies

elon musk being approved for a $1 trillion pay package and then posting this is the most public example of "money can't buy happiness" of all time

daffy duck 1 second after yelling “DUCK SEASON”

This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.

run it as an ad @democrats.org

remember all those hot takes during the primary about how Mamdani was the candidate for rich white liberals? a "champagne socialist" ? yeah, about that

Rudy Giuliani today

oh he's getting some nervous phone calls huh

turned this on to them playing “ain’t nothing gonna break my stride”. yeah i can think of one thing that has just done that

as a longtime cuomo hater, i would've been happy if he just lost. but him going full mask-off racist, begging the republicans to help, getting endorsed by trump and the elon musk, spending millions on millions of dollars, and getting drubbed anyway feels like a real Vampire Staking

cuomo giving the silent nod for catering to bring out the arsenic meatballs

gg -- and we really mean this-- no re

Please check all that apply

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

big "The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now." day today

hittin em with "damn thats crazy" face

the rest is history? uh, okay. what's the first part then? the future? get real

Video taken by Jay Shefsky at 12:20 p.m. after the crash happened, Oakton Street/Asbury Avenue in Evanston, IL

honestly, i wouldn't do much for a carrot OR a stick

I’m not going to take the turkey out of the freezer until it’s defrosted.

looks like the republican ecosystem is ready to accept him for a congressional run in 2026

oh just straight up gutter racism!

trying to picture how a president owning a prediction market could be used for corruption but coming up short. this one looks squeaky clean!

how does donald trump keep breaking all these norms when all i'm doing is repeatedly suggesting he might do that with softball questions and then writing up the answers as if it's not a settled issue and attributing equal validity to his sundowning avarice and the written constitution

funny that this interview began with kernan doing pseudo-neutral "critics of democrats might say" questions, and then as soon as he gets some pushback he's like THE REPUBLICANS ARE GOOD AND HONORABLE AND YOU ARE A CRIMINAL

if terms apply? fine. but conditions are where i draw the line

All dogs go to heaven. That's why, right before I die, I'm going to graft a bunch of dogs to my body

better to remain silent

worth applying to politics as well. when you're criticizing an action people take "taking the better action next time" is only one of the alternatives people will consider, and worth remembering that "not bothering at all" is another.

the slop presidency has me tilted

exhibit 4,000,000 of "TV is much more real to him than people are"

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.