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priest: and so wise king solomon said âi will cut the baby in halfâ me: ohhh. i get it. baby was a worm priest: no it was a test me: risky test. what if heâs not a worm
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Better Things Are Possible
about 13 hours ago
Getting dragged away by the secret police as I protest that I'm a poster, not a streamer. "They'll figure it out at headquarters" they reply
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Ilan Muskat
1 day ago
work buddies: you seem indecisive. Are you gonna go in with us on this pizza or not me:
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chess opponent: ugh are you even paying attention me: ok yes i've zoned out a few times during this game,
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in terms of traditional media, i think youâve got a pretty compelling âHow stupid does he think you are?â campaign
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2 days ago
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this but with "You know I respect you immensely, but I am sure you are the Antichrist"
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2 days ago
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penitent: forgive me father for i have sinned The Pope: No
3 days ago
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am i so out of touch? no. the catholic church is a far-left institution
11 months ago
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Better Things Are Possible
8 months ago
Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff
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Daniel Bond
5 days ago
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Alex Blechman
25 days ago
Sometimes you canât think of anything good to write, and thatâs a perfectly normal thing a lot of writers struggle with. It just means you committed a great sin and displeased The Lord. It means He has punished you by cutting you off from The Source
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LIZ: Un croissant, s'il vous plaĂŽt. JACK: Well said, Lemon. I didn't know you could speak disgruntled employee. LIZ: I have a French Peloton instructor I listen to while I'm sleeping. Croissant, Kenneth? KENNETH: French food, Miss Lemon? No, thank you! Lunch today is a bowl of Appalachian snails.
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Alex Ip č㏠é
6 days ago
BREAKING: in March 2026, *every single one* of the 1,341 refugees admitted in the United States were white South Africans: In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 4,496 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November), and nobody else.
www.rpc.state.gov/documents/Re...
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Secretary of Defense Rock
6 days ago
I do find it ironic how we have to have all these delicate conversations about what to do about ICE when Trump and co. have executive fiated USAID, DOE, the Wilson Center, institute of peace, CFPB, and now the Forest service
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love when a video pops up and i immediately read âIf you have a problem with gambling, call our hotline.â and itâs like oh, a heartfelt message about a real societal issue. and thatâs when they have Gronk offer you $150 in Bettinâ Bucks if you get to gambling
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madeline odent
8 days ago
just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
8 days ago
I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.
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Charlie Warzel
8 days ago
today sure feels like one of the all time âso i still just gotta go and do my little job during all this?!â moments
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ceej
9 days ago
pretty clear bright line today, anyone in power who isn't doing everything they can to remove him from office deserves handcuffs when this is all over. that includes any democrat who votes for anything he wants
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Julian Sanchez
9 days ago
This is a supervillain monlogue. I will never understand how anyone can watch this man say things like âa whole civilization will die tonightâ and fail to recognize evil when they see it.
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firefighter who loves sliding down the pole: yes! weeee hahahaha!! alright itâs a fourteen alarm inferno tonight
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DC Pierson
9 days ago
WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):
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jeremy kaplowitz
9 days ago
would you keep your dog if you found out it has woke thoughts
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Julia Carrie Wong
10 days ago
my entire timeline on x is now just iranian embassies demonstrating a facility with the english language that puts everything i've ever read from the trump administration to shame
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humiliating, evil, insane, and stupid. you can only pick four
3 months ago
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yeah, fine, that part has flaws, but keep in mind the other 55% is unbearable to read
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12 days ago
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i had such a good time learning about the "Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles"
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12 days ago
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"you couldn't waterboard that out of me" can't say the same. you could waterboard all kinds of things out of me. mostly a bunch of stuff i didn't do
13 days ago
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weirdly cohesive pivot to this messaging when paired with the other story about naming every military base in the region. seems likely his brain is melting crazy style
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13 days ago
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Luke O'Neil
13 days ago
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Chris Person
14 days ago
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sauer (practicing in the mirror): and in conclusion, let me get back to you on that.
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14 days ago
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you have to put a seat belt on when you're in a car. you have to put a seat belt on when you're on a plane. you should have to put a seat belt on when you vote
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frodo: the burden of The Ring is so heavy, sam. and it plays tricks on me. it twists things until theyâre unrecognizable, makes me see things that arenât there sam (pokĂŠmon voice): samwise gamgee
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it really is amazing how if you support any status quo, you're described like Buddha himself for not engaging on the issue. i'm sure netanyahu is also "uninterested" in the "infighting"
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16 days ago
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whoever said âa chill wind blowsâ was right. i hate those things
4 months ago
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post malone ergo propter malone
18 days ago
we focus a lot on how these are galvanizing events for the good guys but donât sleep on how demoralizing they are for the bad guys, too
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i think it's beautiful that no two hex wrenches have ever been the same size. embrace your individuality! â¨â¨ enjoy your devoted lifelong relationship with a bolt that measures 23/128"
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sometimes a bigot assumes everyone thinks like them, and brings up their Thing out of what seems to be nowhere to normal people. just usually it's not the governor of california actively campaigning for president
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20 days ago
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OlĂşfáşšĚmi O. TĂĄĂwò
21 days ago
mainstream media outlets should probably be vocally asking who the actual President is
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dan mentos
23 days ago
guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you
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i wrote this prompt! very good episode, i laughed many times, as always you should watch it but also especially
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24 days ago
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
28 days ago
Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdaniâs success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside
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damn i could go for an "easing tensions" right about now
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25 days ago
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yeah sure man, the Zero-Composure Moron Patrol is gonna go work a shift at the Boring Factory. and you're definitely gonna remember you posted this even eight minutes from now
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25 days ago
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truisms are useful writing tools. it is what it is, what's done is done, kid rock is baffled
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25 days ago
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Better Things Are Possible
about 1 month ago
There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down
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