hahahahaha come onnnnnnn

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Update

Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning I was sent this video of agents at her door:

Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him. “When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

come on man

Obviously this is a setback but I think it's important not to let it discredit the concept of building a long, extremely narrow glass city in the middle of the desert. www.ft.com/content/036b...

Hey everyone, just wanted to come to you, hat in hand, and tell you: I was right. And everyone else was wrong, and continues to be wrong. But what's important for you to know now: I'm still smart and right.

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

me watching a movie: why doesnt anyone notice that the vizier is palpably evil me watching the news: oh right

YouGov is out with a new poll after ICE killed another person in Minnesota today. Abolishing ICE is now +5 among all adults, and **+12 among independents** substack.com/@gelliottmor...

Just staggered by the complete moral void of not even *pretending* to wait for more information before pivoting to “the opponent of the state deserved it.” It is so insanely depraved. Soulless.

I'm running for Congress to replace a Democrat that continually votes to fund and enable this violence. This terror squad needs to be off US streets. I will vote to #DismantleICE every time I have a chance. Watching Federal Officers kill a man in cold blood is unacceptable.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

on February 20th, take a trip to the only place where the law means less than it does in present day America

nine years old

think we've hit the peak of projection in "everybody ELSE is committed to sex offender criminals"

humiliating, evil, insane, and stupid. you can only pick four

You can picture how it must have felt in there. Four fucking Nazis with their shit-eating grins squeezing their fat asses into a booth at a family-owned Mexican place poisoning the entire room with their smug impunity. Desecrating a place of community www.welcometohellworld.com/we-must-love...

*Another* new YouGov / Economist poll shows continuing mounting support for abolishing ICE: 45% support abolishing ICE 45% oppose abolishing ICE Black voters in favor 60-20 Moderates in favor 45-41 Independents in favor 44-34 12% of Trump voters support abolishing ICE as well

Even today, some things can be said with absolute certainty. These lines will never cross again. www.nathanielbullard.com/presentations

look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think

i'd imagine they'll soon start calling him a nobel peace prize recipient as a loyalty display

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...

(bombing during standup) i'm trusting you with my jokes

honestly blown away she has shame???

look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think

"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."

but tom, if people stop using hateful rhetoric, what will you hungrily devour as your eyes glow red hunched over a cauldron in your cave? your nice suit will fall to tatters and you will wander from town to town, lost and bewildered, desperately seeking the animosity upon which you once feasted!

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets

For all that the media has spent years freaking out about what social media does to our brains, I don’t understand why there appears to be little effort to grapple with the fact that these chatbots are, for some not insignificant portion of the population, literally psychosis machines

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

"They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words." - Sartre

like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”

aw yeah. 2025's gonna be my year

whoever said “a chill wind blows” was right. i hate those things

for all the savvy shoppers out there, i just got a REALLY good deal on christmas trees. picked up a dozen, should be set for a while

our viewers are my north star. they are very far away, and i do not think about them except in a vague, metaphorical sense

if you say “good morning” to someone you’re normal. “good afternoon”? congrats on your job in sales. and if you say “good evening” you’re a pervert

running the bases a bunch before the other team gets there so the game starts at 82-0

tacking a 2x4 on the bottom that says "and also the Phil Jamesson Center for that, too" and instantly becoming the Secretary of Theatres

one of the best things you can be an attorney at? gotta be law

i stand corrected