The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets

For all that the media has spent years freaking out about what social media does to our brains, I don’t understand why there appears to be little effort to grapple with the fact that these chatbots are, for some not insignificant portion of the population, literally psychosis machines

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

"They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words." - Sartre

like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”

aw yeah. 2025's gonna be my year

whoever said “a chill wind blows” was right. i hate those things

for all the savvy shoppers out there, i just got a REALLY good deal on christmas trees. picked up a dozen, should be set for a while

our viewers are my north star. they are very far away, and i do not think about them except in a vague, metaphorical sense

if you say “good morning” to someone you’re normal. “good afternoon”? congrats on your job in sales. and if you say “good evening” you’re a pervert

running the bases a bunch before the other team gets there so the game starts at 82-0

tacking a 2x4 on the bottom that says "and also the Phil Jamesson Center for that, too" and instantly becoming the Secretary of Theatres

one of the best things you can be an attorney at? gotta be law

i stand corrected

happy thanksgiving folks. i am exceedingly lucky from family to friends to profession and i am both aware of and grateful for it. i hope you have a nice day today

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

i know "word of the day" is a thing but given its consistent applicability, can i nominate this as the word of the century

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Would love to see someone from the moderate, Majority Dem faction really address and wrestle with the political effects of what Labour has been up to.

In 2024, China installed 1.5x as much new solar as the entire US installed base. (via MS/Jonas)

i love the idea of jeffrey epstein being like "no im afraid i cant be your friend. you are a republican"

i am playing a ridiculous version of this where everything is random, if a pokemon faints it dies, i can only ever catch a total of 6 of them, everything is 50% harder, and i can't train on wild pokemon. and thats just like, part of the rules. should be easy watch: www.twitch.tv/philjamesson

“it’s mid november, and you know what that means - it’s our black friday sale!” cool man, words mean whatever now right? it’s 8:30 pm so it’s time for breakfast next week

well, if the funniest thing always happens, this certainly would be the natural answer to "well what if bill clinton ends up in the files"

lol first epstein email i open up is steve bannon palling around with wolff and epstein. wonder why he's scared of prison

i just want to stress that this isnt about trump anymore, its about the entire republican party and maga movement covering for a child sex trafficking ring

the emails from epstein say things like "thank god donald trump isnt exposing us. he knows more than anyone" and the headlines are like "it would seem, to some, that donald trump's name is mentioned in passing"

i'm pretty sure you can just cut from his funeral to him drinking a pina colada with a couple ladies

whatever happened to the good old days when (flipping through book) when uhh (flipping more pages) when you could expect (flipping) now hold on a second

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

schumer repeating the word “fighting” like it’s a magic spell that calms the electorate

this is senate dems’ second coordinated “just enough” vote to help republicans and betray house dems of the year, remember

if we don’t see a vote to remove him, we have to assume he’s telling the truth!

If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?

noticed a goof in frankenstein im going to submit to imdb: in one scene, a character emotionally calls Victor Frankenstein the monster. but he’s the doctor

now accepting “great pizza, phil” replies

elon musk being approved for a $1 trillion pay package and then posting this is the most public example of "money can't buy happiness" of all time

daffy duck 1 second after yelling “DUCK SEASON”

run it as an ad @democrats.org

remember all those hot takes during the primary about how Mamdani was the candidate for rich white liberals? a "champagne socialist" ? yeah, about that

Rudy Giuliani today

oh he's getting some nervous phone calls huh

turned this on to them playing “ain’t nothing gonna break my stride”. yeah i can think of one thing that has just done that