id have infinitely more respect for you if I walked in on you sucking off a cop in a public restroom than seeing you on X in July 2026 posting arch commentary. at least you're getting something out of sucking off the cop, even if it is only pig semen

They really fucked up by not giving it three cupholders

Roses are red Lindsey Graham died of shits

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

Every single senator has killed more people than any random guy from your city doing 25 to life, they just get to do it in a way we have all agreed makes it not real for some reason. We're governed by serial killers!! www.welcometohellworld.com/the-rube-gol...

Senator Lindsey Graham has died after a brief battle with the vapors

Lindsey Graham: Counting or not counting gang violence? *big torrent of diarrhea gushes out of his neck*

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

welcome to the Age of Diarrhea

If "Platner campaign strategist whose voice gets progressively, insanely high pitched and strangled as he talks about vetting the candidate" was a bit it, it would be insanely funny. But we don't need to invent it.

Heartbreaking hearing that the woman who Platner raped was hesitant to come forward because she agreed with his politics and didn’t want to damage the movement. If you didn’t already realize, this sort of thing happens a lot you just don’t usually hear about it

It is insanely frustrating that Abdul El-Sayed got asked about Hasan Piker during every media appearance but Mallory McMorrow was never asked "Doesn't hiring a woman who spent years trying to silence Andrew Cuomo's victims contradict the notion that you care about women?"

Say it with me, folks: Senator Abdul El-Sayed!

I firmly believe anyone can fully grasp American culture by watching only 30 Rock and The Sopranos

Lots of new details: open.substack.com/pub/personho...

This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

I Know Why the Aged Nerd Swings

Tapping to help rebound is srucial

i need to find all of these

I love it when ppl say bluesky is this like awful place where you get screamed at all day. that doesn’t happen to me i just hang out you must be really annoying if that happens to you

In the case of Heads v Tails, the supreme court has ruled 6-3 heads they win, tails you lose. Sotomayor wrote the scathing dissent

It sucks that the world is ending during the apex of movie theater popcorn buckets

If you’re a young poor band and you don’t have one young poor artist friend to make the posters you’re fucked. You’re already fucked.

Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.

Many people don’t know, or assume, that urinal cakes are real cakes that you eat during pee

The 2013 Johnathan Glazer / ScoJo film took some liberties when adapting this

Playing on their turf never ever wins, not morally, not politically. Here's a response: "this is a wedge issue targeting kids, getting into their doctors' decisions. Next, they'll come for your hysterectomy, your vasectomy. And it's because they can't talk about the economy." Say Fuck You back

I was relatively calm until I got to the Better Made slander

They're comin' in They're comin' in Via Mexico

We're all adults here, you can just say fuckworm.

The thing about Live is "her placenta falls to the floor" isn't even their most bonkers lyric. It's "I rushed the ladies room, took the water from the toilet"

*hears ice cream truck in the distance* Yooo, that's the ice cream leitmotif

Both syllables are pronounced wrong

Mikie Sherrill’s state police destroyed the mutual aid tent for families of the detained that had been in operation at Delaney Hall for more than a year, providing clothes, food, even stuffies for the kids. They just trashed it. I’m pretty speechless at the kind of person you have to be to do this

You do understand my dog died today, right?

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

sorry, but we'll never have a woman president. for example, this pedophile's bloodthirsty wife lost. so it's just not possible

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

🥱 Why does Batman not kill the Joker 🥱🥱 Why does Batman not give his money to charity 🤯🤯🤯 :

I love how Hollywood tried to force Tim Riggins into being a movie star and audiences were like MORE LANDRY

We need to be watching and learning (and doing)

When I see an AI summary, I avert my eyes like I walked in on my grandmother changing clothes.

Post a meme made by you

living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"

me in the Ghost Hunting group chat: good find tommy! there's something up with that tire for sure me in the Disney Exec GC that I was added to by mistake: Agreed. People will love seeing "Little Yoda" on the "Big Screen" me in the smaller Ghost Hunting GC: tommy thinks his tires are haunted hahaha