Ex move,

Have we considered widening?

“They’re not the same.”

Toad who lost his wife in the seventh war against Bowser: oh hey I guess they all decided to play tennis together ok that’s fine that’s ok

I pretty much unequivocally don't care at this point whether it's McMorrow or el Sayed so long as this one loses

I tried to scroll through to make sure this isn’t a double post:

What's his plan for Iran? What was Sandy's plan for New Jersey?

Markwayne Mullin has the face of a guy who somehow drowned in a fireworks accident

Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time

It feels like two of the people who can never do a victory lap around Trump in any capacity are the two people who lost a presidential election to him. There are only two of them, on Earth, and in fact, they seem to often do the opposite

I’m never voting again

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

I gather that all you Bluesky dipshits are 100% certain Jimmy Buffett isn't yacht rock. I also gather you all are trapped in an epistemic chamber sealed tighter than the one around Fox News. So, who here actually knew he had a song called "BOAT Drinks"? And how does that influence your certainty?

Everyone mentions Cowbell but to me this is the great Christopher Walken SNL sketch

Terror Alert Level:

Thinking about inventing a website that’s normal

I just found out Prodigal Sam is still posting and “now I can’t sleep”

Markwayne Mullin has the face of a guy who somehow drowned in a fireworks accident

Chotiner: So Friday Night Lights is your favorite tv show? Me: definitely. One of the best ever. Chotiner: So you’re a big fan of season two, i take it. Me: Well, I don’t know about that. Chotiner: But you think, and i’m quoting you here, it’s “one of the best ever”? Me. No, Isaac. No. Hang on.

Markwayne Mullin’s real name is Samuellemens Mullin

Ayatollah Stephen Baldwin is going to do a tremendous job

Sure seems like it would buy a whole lot of everything without killing a whole bunch of everyone if we defunded the military.

i think of this tweet so often lol

House votes 357-65 to block release of congressional sexual misconduct and harassment reports www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

They’ll send you to kill and be killed but they do not give a single shit about you.

When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.

The world in which this wooden puppet prepared himself to be president no longer exists, he just hasn’t figured that out yet.

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

With Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie now out, I've been revisiting some of the old clips. The Wii shop one is probably my favorite www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWOl...

to continue existing as a society we must expropriate every billionaire's fortune and nationalize every big tech company, nothing less can work

I saw Con Air opening night

My brilliant daughter just released her music video directorial debut and it’s fucking great. Check it out or I’ll beat your ass

my problem with these takes, is it's like imagine if you were being attacked by a tiger at the zoo, and the zookeeper was over there kinda halfheartedly going "hey. come on now. get off him" and you went HEY WHAT THE FUCK! and the zookeeper went "uh don't oyu think you should be angry at the tiger?"

The reason why some people think the New York Times is a liberal paper is because in like 1986 a far right wing talk radio simpleton called the New York Times a liberal paper. Most American political thought is based on scenarios like this

It’s just a joke dude. It doesn’t mean anything. Information has no coherent structure . Ideas don’t touch reality

one good thing about being antiwar is you will never be wrong. one bad thing about being antiwar is no one who matters will ever listen to you

the fecklessness of establishment Dems comes from the fact that they agree with much of what Trump is doing. they want aggressive immigration enforcement. they want to blow shit up in Iran. for them, Trump is a sin eater who's brashly doing what they've been trying to do politely for a generation

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

I love cinema