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He's gonna compromise by doubling ICE funding if they promise to limit public murders to one per week

I’ll be following this developing story very closely

Because they spent years mocking us? Because i don't owe anyone forgiveness? Because while they didn't listen, shit got worse? Because if they really mean it, nothing will keep them from showing up? Because contrition is necessary to the social contract?

hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading

GUY WHO CREATED THE MISERY APPARATUS: It’s just not right that these guys are using the Misery Apparatus…

Why is my mother screaming at me

I am seeing quite a few nurses calling for a nationwide strike over the killing of Alex Pretti. I think we are seeing one of the largest workforces being radicalized before our very eyes.

Only speaking personally, but today’s execution isn’t scaring me from protecting our neighbors, as some suggest is ICE’s goal. Nor am I angry with incandescent rage, in that I know such rage is unhelpful. Rather, I feel like it has forced me to truly accept that the same fate might befall me.

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

now thinking about Obama calling NBA teams to end their wildcat strike in the wake of George Floyd’s murder because I guess he’d cycled through everything on Netflix at that point of the pandemic

Kyle Rittenhouse was on Infowars the day after the Renee Good shooting saying he had heard on X that Renee was putting cigarettes out on her kids. This wasn't true. This is a government by and for school shooters and their apologists.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Call your Senator, Chuck!

have said it before but I’ll say it again: believing in evil in our secular age is a radical proposition. that’s partially why it feels unbelievable to see what you’re seeing. ICE and its enablers are evil, and if you are on the side of the good you have a responsibility to stop them

I would argue there is a throughline here with every Palestinian in Gaza being called a terrorist

You either want to abolish and prosecute ICE or you’re with them. No such thing as halfway Nazis

Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

Trials for every ICE member.

the 45,000 gun deaths we suffer each year are just the price we pay to live in a society made safe from government tyranny by an armed populace

This random online comment from 2018 remains one of the last half-century's most important works of political commentary. crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...

*tapping the sign once again*

It’s like these ICE agents didn’t even hear the mayor say “fuck” that one time

nine years old

Stephen Miller and JD Vance are inseparable from President Donald Trump at Davos this year. Constantly tightly flanked by his two closest advisors, he’s sporting a fashionable new pair of sunglasses and looking healthier than ever

i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good

fixed it for you

periodically, to placate revolution, the ruling class makes reform. reform, however, doesnt change the fundamental relationship between you and the ruling class and, importantly, it is only given by their grace. they can rescind it at will. we are currently seeing this happen to many reforms.

Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"

I'd argue that the AI wasn't art until it was eaten

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza" Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."

This hits on something that a friend said to me that I think is absolutely right: people who are not grasping the gravity of the situation & meeting the moment, where politicians have utterly abandoned us, are doing it because of the fear of confronting that there are no guardrails anymore.

The Kaiser Foundation is asking the important questions

Garfbert 2021.09.13

Career prosecutors quit the justice department because they refused to smear this woman. @cnn.com does it for free.

“The Pendragon Cycle: Rise of The Merlin premieres January 22nd on DailyWire+” is something I would have tweeted in like 2019 for 30 likes and 2 RTs

This was already perfected

WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ

"i serve the Lord, not a draft-dodging coward" is the kind of phrase that would be slightly cringe online and is incredibly badass when being stated by a man surrounded by armed men threatening to murder him

So the cops’ whole story is probably a lie, right?

Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.