maybe i am going insane

I'm only excited about Avatar because now that they've done air, water, and fire, the fourth one will logically be pudding

A movie that takes place where you’re from

Make America Understand The Words That Are Coming Out Of My Mouth Again

[1:1] On the seventh day God rested. [1.2] And for the six days straight before that as well. [1.3] Resting whips ass he said. [1.4] It was all formless and empty and always would be. [1.5] And none of this ever happened to any of us. [1.6] We were all resting too.

1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it). But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that

My “TI’s friend never urinated on me” shirt is raising a lot of questions…

It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny t.co/QhuKU9HCxA

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

The elite press understands solidarity, just not with any of you.

in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority

Tonight! Come see Diane and I wing it as we're also operating the projector, the sound board, and lighting system that we're totally unfamiliar with!

Michael Wolff, Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Epstein taking time out of their day covering up the world's most famous pedophile ring to complain about Ta-Nehesi Coates.

just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car he was married at the time

jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein?? trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS

The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.

One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.

Joyce Carol Oates please post about how Musk has never known the joy of tackling a Grizzly Bear Cub

“Vote” them “out”

NURMEBERG

2026 Primary Woke Wave

if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living

play this song as the nyc mayoral results come in youtu.be/t3jKtjgRZQY?...

cuomo should have thrown in the towel a long time ago, like after pinkerton

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

ahh yeah here he comes, big dersh, alan dershowitz himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

Dick Cheney either should have died decades ago or lived one more day

you can't draw a lot of conclusions from a single race. there are external factors, flawed candidates, the right political climate. but one conclusion you can absolutely draw is that all of the people who tell you that there's only one way things can be are fucking wrong

I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. proteanmag.com/2025/11/01/w...

After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

Just found out my family's marketplace insurance is increasing $400/month. Can't believe I'm going to have to suck 800 more dicks a month

I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...

You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.

And to think I used to walk around embarrassed because I *almost* got a Reservoir Dogs tattoo when I was 18

I liked the Platner ads too but I think there's a difference between "guy who had some bad reddit posts a decade ago" and "ex-Blackwater merc who still has a Nazi tattoo." Sucks bigtime that he's the only one taking positions and talking policy I like, but them's the breaks!

Detective @frankypelvis.bsky.social and I just blew this case wide open

ffsdfff

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

This woman is in a nursing program & the entire textbook for her anatomy class is wrong because it was written by a professor who used chatgpt to generate the images & possibly the text. She complained to the prof, then the university— they’ve done NOTHING about it. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM5T3CxW/

No kings except this guy

It appeared to be AI but wasn’t. I know because the pentagon sourced the diarrhea from my shit factory and still hasn’t paid me

At 2:17 am last night, Rob Schneider went out his front door, ran into the dark, and he never came back...