Can't we just enjoy a rodent eating a vegetable and not have the conversation revolve around US politics?

Just learned who the roller skating orderly in The Fugitive is

He was trying to find clues as to how it sank

Close! That is Pitbull

Someone made a bunch of intensely realistic simulation of my son's school in roblox so they could make pov videos where they shoot up the entire school and kill individual, recognizable teachers. They posted a bunch to tiktok and then put one on google maps with a deadline: May 20th

Another day working at the Pearl Harbor Memorial. The FBI director keeps asking me if he can snorkel the graves. Buddy, they don’t even let me…oh wait he’s putting on fins

Sad in the mornin', sad in the evenin', sad at suppertime. When pizza's in a can, you can be sad anytime

Tell me more about this so-called Thickdaddy Trap

“All those moments will be lost in time, like cum in the rain…”

thought about this classic last night as i was falling asleep and started laughing to myself. we used to have a real website

Not sure what impact I'm supposed to have on national politics when I couldn't even convince my friends to leave Twitter.

The YouTube algorithm was really flexing with this recommendation

People often said Ted Turner was the good kind of billionaire, and today I finally agree

Much like I say normal libs cannot allow themselves to imagine a better world, Dem politicians cannot allow themselves to state plainly what the problem is. "You are getting fucked." They can dance around it but they can't name the villains, and there are villains, because they want their money.

Alright, we’ll call it a draw!

<Paul Rudd as John Lennon in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox story voice> Great movie. Great movie.

i was assured repeatedly for the last 5 years this was all in my head

Feel like the biggest issue in the thing that everyone is mad at today is a media ecosystem that punishes earnestness and confuses contrarianism for insightfulness.

Mixing and coloring silicone.

Name your top 15 shows ever, gut instinct only Twin Peaks The Leftovers The Sopranos Atlanta Sense8 The OA I Think You Should Leave Detroiters Arrested Development 30 Rock Nirvanna The Band The Show Mr. Show w Bob and David It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Neon Genesis Evangelion Lost

I didn’t even know she was sick

Doctor: The great clown Pagliacci is performing in town tonight. Go and see his jests and japes. He will heal your heart and soul. Patient: Okay. Doctor: Wait before you go, I’m supposed to ask you if you’ve had any thoughts of harming yourself or others. Sorry, should’ve started with that.

They’re pedo-jacketing Michael Jackson simply because he was a prolific and unabashed pedophile

thinkin about it

Getting mad every time I watch The Sopranos because gas is only 97 cents in the opening credits

the velvet underground & grogu

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

Got to see one of my favorite movies on da big screen!

im not an accelerationist but unfortunately things do be accelerating whether i am or not

a guy with the politics of George Takei tried to kill the president of the united states. buck wild

btw, you know this isn't a false flag because none of the trump people placed a kalshi bet on it.

Say what you will about the journalists at the whcd but they really blew the lid off the scoop that everyone thinks they suck shit

sorry about your dinner english.elpais.com/internationa...

standup: what do you do vine: i’m a vine standup: nice. is this your trellis? vine: he’s a pergola actually standup: how silly of me. what’s that? pergola: i’m a freestanding structure. basically an outdoor room standup: ok so in other words you’re a trellis (crowd chuckles) pergola: sure.

Epstein’s fatal misstep was not taking singing lessons

Idk man, I think the journalists who have been traumatized the most were not sitting in that room tonight. The feds gassed the shit out of us, knocked us over, sent in the local PD to harass, detain, and hurt us, shot a teenaged photographer in the face and he lost an eye, and that's just in LA

meg thee stallion breaking up with klay thompson doesnt affect me in any way, but im still glad it happened. its like when i hear about a guy crashing his motorcycle, or another star trek show gets canceled.

The entire existence of for profit prisons tore apart the social contract. If there’s financial incentive to imprison people and that’s just allowed then there’s no real freedom for anyone.

75yo neocon columnist: This YouTuber Says Capitalism Is Not “On Fleek”, But Is He Mogging Democrats’ Midterm Chances? 38 year old fellow at the Institute for Ethical Euthenasia of the Homeless: this is the most important thing youll read this year. if youre not scared youre not paying attention

Also w/ alt text because it’s important 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ❤️

White supremacy is a scam. The jewelry's fake. Watch exploded on date.

jailing a bunch of these guys is a layup. it's gonna be extremely irritating if (when) they walk away scot free

a teenage boy just made it clear to me that he thought the shirt im wearing was advertising the two separate concepts of guns and of roses

I knew it as soon as I saw, "It's not just the Father and the Son. It's the Holy Spirit."