Bodied by my eldest , frankly

I think everyone involved in this needs to be vaccinated multiple times

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

My favorite articles in the “world’s most trusted newspaper” are the ones where I have to guess if the writer is lying or if they are a fucking idiot

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

Lady looks like she's in the Black Hole Sun music video

You should check your ears for signs of a brain leak.

Detective @frankypelvis.bsky.social and I just blew this case wide open

Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.

The most annoying form of complacency is complacency disguised as strategy. This post sets up this totally false dilemma where attacking Trump on Epstein will strengthen him on tariffs or whatever. All of political history proves that unpopularity doesn’t work like that.

Kubrick’s “Eyes Wide Shut” was a better film than Kubrick’s “2001: A Space Odyssey”

Last thing u c b4 u die

Tech Company: We’ve invented the John Cena Statutory Rape Simulator from the Hugo Award Winning sci-fi novel “Don’t Invent the John Cena Statutory Rape Simulator”

10 favorite games of all time. As of right now off the top of my head. • Phantasy Star IV • StarCraft • GTA: San Andreas(2004) • Shadow of the Colossus • Resident Evil 4 (PS2) • Super Mario Galaxy • Batman: Arkham Asylum • Breath of the Wild • Hollow Knight • Spider-Man (PS4)

Yup.

It was one of those operations where the doctor leaves scissors in the patient’s body

One of those "I bought this before Elon went crazy" stickers but for your Columbia diploma

Paul Verhoeven is one of the only filmmakers to correctly predict how fucking stupid and tacky modern American fascism would be.

Chuck Schumer considering appeasement as a political strategy.

Wow, $22 million will buy a lot of Hustler magazines.

Average NYT reader

It's great how when someone says "I'm a contrarian" you instantly know their opinion on everything.

“You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

I genuinely think we should start calling businesses and schools falling to the anti-DEI movement “segregationists” because they are re-segregating. And earlier rounds of segregationists *also* explained their preferred policy in race-neutral terms (“state’s rights” and “freedom of association”).

“The suspect has 11 fingers on his third arm”

I like to challenge my personal point of view (Trump is a stupid, boring criminal and a reflection of the very worst things about our culture) with differing (he has lasers coming out of his eyes and is on an enormous horse) points of view. I find it helps my work.

Ok so the thing is we CAN. AOC didn't just appear. You may not be the ideal candidate for your district, not everyone can run, but you can try to find that person. We all have to be finding that person who can speak to our communities from within our communities and then helping them run.

🚨HOT TAKE INCOMING🚨 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 the Democrats would have won if they took a page from the Catholic Church and dropped a big tittie anime waifu

I'm sorry but if you're out here saying to trust women on women's issues and trust Black people when it comes to Black people's issues, I don't think you can in good faith be out here questioning Tucker Carlson on demons

Dracula’s wife after hearing that they turned his Transylvania Twist into the Monster Mash and he just joined the band

Giving Windows 95 launch

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

Ryan Lizza went to put a severed horse head in RFK Jr’s bed but there were already 17 severed horse heads in there

I’m a one percenter, by the skin of my teeth.

sorry in advance for airing out this pet peeve of mine at such preposterous length defector.com/neither-elon...

Terrible OPSEC