“It's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other 'exactlyyyyyy’”

Tom Nichols is terrible but we pretend he isn’t

People just saying’ shit these days. No connection to objective reality necessary, apparently.

I'm not sure I've ever seen a single sentence go downhill this far and this fast

All of these proposals (other than maybe #6) are wrong headed. A ban on anonymous user names only benefits the powerful who can use real world tools (threats of job loss, harassment by lunatics, swatting, etc) to quiet troublemakers.

The 2013 Johnathan Glazer / ScoJo film took some liberties when adapting this

Pokemon Go to The Hague

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

I know when we’ll see a lot of ‘em.

cute girl on the bus: what are you listening to? (in my airpods) 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑎 𝑡𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡. 𝑂𝑜𝑔𝑎 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝑔𝑎! 𝐼’𝑚 𝑑𝑎𝑡 𝑇𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑀𝑎𝑛! me: Beethoven

Thousands of people here telling you to “shut the fuck up.” How is that not friction? Or does the “friction” you yearn for need to be instigated by right wingers?

Imagine saying this shit then turning off replies immediately, lol.

Fords Theatre completes mostly successful performance of Our American Cousin.

its just bizarre to me to say that bluesky is a siloed off bubble detached from real debate when everyone over here hates the president with a 30% approval and everyone over there thinks things are going so well that we have entered a 1000 year conservative reign

Immediate unconditional surrender. Demoralizing for everyone that fought so hard for this. This person must never hold public office again.

I respect how Popeye sidestepped the whole Wimpy conundrum by not offering Hamburgers at his restaurants.

However much hate you got, it wasn’t enough.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Sopranos The Wire Breaking Bad The Leftovers Mad Men The Office(US) 30 Rock Arrested Development Park and Rec Always Sunny Lost Deadwood Succession Boardwalk Empire Game of Thrones

Getting mad every time I watch The Sopranos because gas is only 97 cents in the opening credits

Elden Ring quest-giver-with-sinister-ulterior-motive looking ass.

To tell an obvious lie without consequence is more menacing than a subtle lie would be, because an obvious lie demonstrates domination more perfectly, so the more obvious the lie, the more virtuous a fascist finds it.

I will provide the answer to this question for 5000 American dollars.

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

*to the tune of sweet caroline* Pope's weak on crime Ba ba baaaaa

My ‘I barely know the world’s most famous child molester press conference’ is raising a lot of questions already answered by my ‘I barely know the world’s most famous child molester press conference’

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

NYT is laser focused on the important issues

If you’re enough of a dweeb to know what an “Avignon Papacy” is, you’re too much of a dweeb to pull it off

Counting or not counting Gang Pickleball Accidents?

“You can’t summarize the U.S. in a single image.”

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

@paarsec.com this reminded me of you 🇮🇹 www.instagram.com/p/DVgcAAnDjp...

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

i tried this with ben franklin but he wouldnt stop asking about yoga pants and hentai

I have a feeling you already thought Trump was a genius when you voted for him in three separate elections.

You know that opening scene in THE NEWSROOM where the Jeff Daniels anchor dude is asked if America is the greatest country on earth, and Emily Mortimer holds up the signs saying "It's Not / But It Can Be"? This is what she was waiting for.

Join us… if you’re not WOKE! and you like games like Disco Elysium” straight up made me spit my drink

I am speaking from many years of experience, as someone who hasn't burnt out and bailed when many others have. Celebrating every win, celebrating your co-strugglers, celebrating the fellowship that unites you — it doesn't just help you win, it sustains you. It reminds you of what's possible and why.

Was a video yesterday of a woman calling the police because ICE was threatening to bust down her door. ICE tried to kidnap a DoorDash driver who came to deliver food. The cop lied and told the homeowner ICE doesn’t need a warrant to enter her home. If cops cared they could put an end to this quickly

Wonderful essay by my friend Geoff about the balancing act between honest feedback and loving encouragement www.cognitivefilms.org/p/the-soft-k...

This framing is so dishonest. It wasn’t “try harder to get a comment from the Administration.” Weiss believes The White House refusing to comment on the record should serve as an effective veto of any story critical of the White House. An obviously untenable journalistic standard.