Sure The Bear is intense but thank god every 4 minutes it’s interrupted with 10 minutes of cellphone and pharmaceutical ads

Excellent. My plan of setting up different emails for different projects and immediately confusing over which ones were meant for which projects is a massive success

Hire me to promote your decentralized prediction market platform. I can be mysterious. I can be cute. I can be glib. Above all I am amoral

Ah yes House of Dragons is back! All my favorite characters: Aegon , Ameon, Aegeyar, Aegalon, Aegeon, Aegistar, Aemritsar and of course The Wolf Snake!

I’m gonna make a trillion and one dollars just to rub it in his big dumb face

Be honest. Am I a jive turkey ?

It sucks that the world is ending during the apex of movie theater popcorn buckets

@frankypelvis.bsky.social ya’ll play too much on here

I’ve been promoting my band on the Waze app. Should I try it here too?

Oh man, I laughed so much while editing this one. Tons of fun shit in here. @heyseanmcgrath.bsky.social HATING a kid actor is always one of my favorite things, but @mikewiebe.bsky.social’s story about what happened while he was bartending at Rio Rita had me laughing so hard.

My only tv credit is a reality show called Scrub Island

My dog thinks fireworks are cool. I guess your dogs are inferior to mine

I think this is going to be the social media platform that finally fills the void in my soul