If only we had someone running this country with the courage and conviction of a King Ralph.

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For a non Star Wars fanboy, I really liked my trip to the world of ANDOR. Makes for an engaging story when you hire someone like Tony Gilroy and then stack your deck with good actors, and then not pander.

Chalk me up as one those who didn't go crazy for the new Superman.

A whale takes his favorite white sweater into the dry cleaners. "Hi, how can I help you?" -"Hopefully. I got Starbucks all over this."

Pictured: A boy with his toy. Whether or not you've seen Urban Cowboy, let the dulcet twangy tones of the Unkind Rewind hit ya like a cooked steak to the back of the head. Josh, I and special guest Lori Ferraro break it all down for ya here:

Hey, remember this fucking thing? It's worse than you recall. We exhausted all criticisms over on the UnkindRewind.com podcast so check it out however you get 'em. As a preview, read my ★½ review of Can't Buy Me Love on Letterboxd boxd.it/aBEH9D

Kink-shaming is the only thing that gets me off any more.

New Pope just dropped!

This just popped up on my Discover Weekly. I'm not on hold enough that I need this shoved down my throat? Google if you want. I'll let you hear this fucker yourself.

Spare a moment to visit our friends over at @cinephiliabeyond.org, one of our favorite places for film talk. There's a great article about #TwinPeaks / #Lynch up on their homepage. They're currently fundraising to stay independent so if you can donate, know that it's going towards a great cause.

Kinda hysterical that every year we pass what will be the date of our death without knowing it. Wish I knew so I could throw a little party each time.

Watching the refs work this Chiefs game reminds me why I don't like watching football.

New Year goal: no adding pre2025 movies to my @letterboxd.social watchlist. Gotta work through what's on there first...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Kept thinking during A COMPLETE UNKNOWN how much easier Bob Dylan's rise to fame would be (and how terrible life would be for him) if he actually looked like Timothée Chalamet.

Just picking myself up off the floor after watching DAUGHTERS on Netflix. Probably the best documentary (maybe movie) of the year.

Boyfriends of the world: Drink some water, babe. Girlfriends of the world: I'm fine.

Next time I skydive, right before I jump out I'm gonna tell the pilot, "Stay alive, no matter what occurs. I WILL find you."

Pete Hegseth walks around like he was mercilessly ridiculed for loving Hairspray! as a child, and opted to bury his love for Broadway with dickish prejudice.

Was privy to the first meeting between director Brady Corbett and actor Hidetoshi Nishijima so when they work together I can say I was there and probably instrumental.

Ice cubes do an inaudible "awww yeah, that's the spot" when you crack the tray.

A good sign you were bad at being a rich person is when you get gunned down a couple weeks before Christmas and most people are like 🤪.

You should be able to rent books. For a low cost. Then return them to the same place and rent another one.

why it's long past the time you left twitter...

It's kinda baffling that Luke Skywalker didn't spend that whole first movie with people just making fun of his name.

Worst (non-ER visit worthy) object to step on with bare feet? The head of that electrical cord has gotta be top ten.

When I hear that animals "mate for life" I understand now that means they're monogamous and maintain that partner for their lifespan. However, as a kid I thought sex gave them immortality.

Toyotathon remains my favorite Transformer/religious holiday.

If given a choice, I go waffle fries 100 percent of the time. In fact I'd prefer most of my food to be waffled. Sandwiches, burritos, cake, waffles, all of it.

Walking away from my Twitter account

One of the speakers is out on my headphones. I'm getting all Papas, no Mamas whatsoever.

People who text or check phones in a movie theater are just as bad as people who answer a phone at a movie theater. Your phone is the Sun in this black space. You're the worst.

First kid, boy or girl, is getting the name Narragansett.

Sometimes a sneeze feels like the only thing productive you've done all day.

I love #coffee so much that when I see characters on TV shows drinking coffee it makes me want to stop watching and go make coffee. And this is despite knowing that the odds are high those actors are drinking from empty cups. Just the IDEA of them drinking coffee makes me envious.

Favorite non-overhyped dinosaur growing up? Mine were the Ankylosaurus and the Allosaurus. Absolute studs.

133 days til Major League Opening Day. Offt. That's gonna be a tough wait when I have so little else to distract me from the new American hellscape.

I just saw a slice of pizza eating a rat. Best subway system in the world. #mta #nyc

I like how you can leisurely eat a banana in about a minute.

To me, the difference between a 20 dollar haircut and an 80 dollar haircut is solely 60 dollars.

Get yourself a deep dish pizza and a bypass, same time - same place. God bless, Chicago.

It's "mourning dove" , not "morning dove?" Like, the whole time? Jesus Christ. My whole life has been a lie.

New thing just dropped! Movie podcast with some witty fellows where we talk to a guest about how dreadful Revenge of the Nerds and many other movies look in the light of today. Just search UNKIND REWIND wherever you go for your podcasts!

Books should be good enough that you miss your bus or train stop. If you're constantly getting off at the right place you may need a new piece of reading material. Or maybe I'm an idiot.

Can Gizmo produce gremlin from his back ad infinitum? Or can he constantly get wet, but not have any shots left in the chamber after popping off a recent batch? What's his refractory period? Not sure what you guys think about when you think you're gonna die in a plane crash, but this is me.

I just heard they're getting Christopher Plummer to shoot all of Jonathan Majors' scenes for Creed 4.

If you're thinking about sending out holiday cards with glitter (that will instantly shed and become a part of my home forever,) go ahead and save yourself a stamp courtesy of old Seany.

I don't know how many times I gotta tell you guys (and girls) but when it comes to your penile implants, you GOT to go with Titan.

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