How cuties get more done (2022) #art #cutiehoney

how to compose a track for Sonic Racing CrossWorlds: 1. lay down your speed metal drums, guitar chords and a basic electric bass (quiet) 2. add piano lead (very very loud) 3. third lap variant: add choir (also very very loud) 4. when in-game, make the quality extra crusty 5. ???? 6. PROFIT!

my favorite entry in the Sonic Storybook series is Sonic and the Underground Tale

How cuties get more done (2022) #art #cutiehoney

LOL

This is some of the best "you suck" music ever composed www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvMV...

whats this about that one immensely popular indie game set underground? Cave Story, right?

I really can't believe that we all jumped ship to Bluesky just for them to pull the rug and instate a "videogames cause violence"-ass rule like this. I thought we learned from Tumblr's mistakes by now

Once again, Jesus Christ, if your own policy would ban, like, The Handmaid's Tale, The Colour Purple, One Hundred Years of Solitude, A Clockwork Orange, Blood Meridian, Measure For Measure, like.... what are we doing here. What is this for

squawk tuah

just watched the groundbreaking, critically acclaimed movie from Sony Pictures Animation best known for its limited framerate animation and clever use of CGI. pics unrelated, I'm of course talking about The Pirates! In an Adventure With Scientists!

squawk tuah

>user-created maps will be able to sell items for real money >people can pay to have their map advertised I hate the Robloxification of this game god

was Crash: Mind Over Mutant woke?

mood: the part in Huntr/x Golden's chorus that sounds like Snow halation (1:25) youtu.be/yebNIHKAC4A?...

last year I started making bilgerat, a full mashup album of Charli XCX's "brat" and various Alestorm songs. unfortunately that isn't ready yet for this year's Talk Like a Pirate Day. i don't know what I will do for this year

sometimes, the best QA/playtesting can come from celebrities. for example, here's footage of Doja Cat attempting to play the regular Blitz Fortnite mode but getting lost in the absolute mess that is the enshittified Netflix/Hulu-esque metaverse UI:

easy way to win Lagoon Layer Emerald Rush: spec into Peekaboopoid perks because they infinitely spawn in large swarms. Number go up 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 💎💎💎💎💎💎🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙 #donkeykongbananza

Rance (1200 vbucks) Sill (1200 vbucks) Chaos pickaxe (800 vbucks) My Glorious Days jam track (500 vbucks) Emote: "Gahahaha!" (800 vbucks)

*to the tune of the Sonic CrossWorlds theme song* Five Nights at Freeeeeddyyyy's, is this where you wanna be, I just don't geeeeet iiiiiitttttt

We need to standardize piano rolls and tracker views as legitimate ways to read and otherwise publish music scores alongside your traditional sheets

this shit is fucking HARD btw. I'm having trouble clearing difficulty 6, I shudder to think what D7 will be like

Monsters Inc is the best Pixar film and the main plot doesn't even start until like 20 minutes in. The first quarter of the movie is essentially just slice of life but with monsters

a venn diagram of Xenoblade fans and Bionicle fans would just be a straight circle

my favorite Sonic character is Toby the Fox

Like a Dragon Maid

Balatro is an okay game, but a big problem I always had with it was that I wish I was playing as Donkey Kong and instead of trying to form poker hands I was tearing the ground apart. thankfully the Bananza DLC fixes this flaw

I like how you can punch this fractone in Bananza for an instant fps tank

How will the new Donkey Kong Bananza DLC affect my findings with this essay...?

New video essay youtu.be/bMT3r1X2ABA

The musous are starting to threaten the farming sims for dominance

The musou count in that Nintendo Direct was abnormally high. Three musous is three too many

I posted the equivalent of this on Youtube, check the comments for a fun read www.youtube.com/post/UgkxoWp...

Merry 9/11 everybody!

New video essay youtu.be/bMT3r1X2ABA

One year ago today, I published this www.youtube.com/watch?v=glRB...

Okay this is much funnier than actually having the post up

thoughts & prayers & Knuckles

Studios should make whatever they want ofc, but hearing that Sucker Punch don't really want to make a new Sly Cooper sucks Realistic third-person action games are a dime a dozen, and a good chunk of them are samurai-themed. On the other hand? Try and name ONE other stealth/3d platformer hybrid

Theory: Mr. Incredible recently took a liking to shrimp. However, his obsession with shrimp got so out of control that he over eats and puts his family at risk trying to buy shrimp on sale. He eats so much shrimp that he becomes extremely gassy, transforming into Incredible Gassy

I produced my first ever DJ-style set! This has over 1 hour of chilled out mashups--check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhLp...

I produced my first ever DJ-style set! This has over 1 hour of chilled out mashups--check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhLp...

I have a producer tag now

photoshopping renders of characters running forward into the Sonic 06 boxart will never not be funny

as somebody who has no nostalgia for Beavis and Butt-head, the newer episodes that feature them as old farts are funnier and more interesting than the ones where they're young

I appreciate New Panty and Stocking's greater focus on character dynamics/relationships and exploring why characters are the way they are

"Bluesky is boring." Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually. When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

Heartbreaking

holy shit... Silksong finally came out?!