going sicko mode and interpreting the events of mulholland drive entirely literally

it feels calculated. like the super sponsor was the only thing available, which presents you with a bunch of options for goodies that u then waste time selecting. registration dropped with subway surfer obstacles.

there's people responding to the announcement post like "haha it sold out while i was filling out my info" without knowing that in doing that they were shooting themselves in the foot. how is this allowed

i am quite salty

i have a physical disability and i was absolutely going to go to bfc again if i got a spot in the host hotel, because i suffered immensely last time making the 8 minute commute every morning and night. the only drop that guaranteed a room sold out before i could enter all the info, though, so idk

the artisan of glimmith inexplicably begins tanking framerate after running for a couple hours which is nice cus it reminds me to stop playing

well, i watched rebellion

receipts

i was inoculated against marginalized men repackaging MRA bullshit into social justice language when i saw one of the rappers i collaborated with slowly descend into deep spiteful misogyny against black women who he believed held a privileged position over black men

if u actually read that callout doc about yourself that strikes traumatized panic in you, you will be amazed at how much of a fucking nothingburger it is and wonder how so many people just bought it uncritically

EVERY gay yiff artist has drawn incest at least once. there is not one who hasn't.

it was kind of a redpill moment when i discovered just how active the transmasc dadfucking community is on tumblr. like the boys are posting realistic grooming fantasies all the time there and it's I who get the hammer

love when ppl say "but their music saved my life" as a defense, like all art is a miraculous conception of the divine & thus all art has the capacity to save a life, what's unique abt it tho

james somerton would have made a video about challengers and he would have demonized tashi

pink moid

i say "guess what" and my dad is like "what" and i say "jiggle butt" and use my powers to make him jiggle his butt with his paw and he's like HEY

he does probably wanna escape the reputation of having collaborated with me multiple times over the course of years, like i know him and every other big youtuber who's ever looked at me gets repeatedly pressured by my stalkers to publicly denounce me.

i know "play" has meaning outside of toddlers stacking blocks together but whenever a grown man talks abt "play" in the context of video games or sports im always like yeaaa kids rule

lmao

it's kinda weird that in Get Out the comic relief friend never emphasizes that he found a missing person to the cops. like if u want the cops to be bastards that's fine but it's framed like all the guy has is the funny sex slave hunch & not documented evidence of a missing person & his location

spob squants

we can hook rich people on luxury traincars as their primary mode of travel. like that's just objectively a better time than a private jet flight

sometimes twitter starts thirsting over fat guys & there's a bunch of quote tweets that r like "you'd fuck anything if it was white" and right sentiment wrong time imo

when i was a redditor tween i read theoatmeal but i remember when i read that one comic that was like "hmm when girls wear just a shirt it's cute but when a fat bearded man does it it's cringe" i just thought "ok man sorry you're straight i guess"

they're still doing this shit, long after britt was found to have a fucking kiwifarms account

well, if the jacket fits :/

space colonization youtube treats the success of china's space exploration efforts as a doomsday scenario and it's weird.

when i was a teenager i really liked this asymmetrical competitive game called natural selection 2, i checked back in & apparently its dead now. it had what seem to be unsolvable problems with balancing, which i think is interesting.

this guy is starting to piss me off www.youtube.com/shorts/dO8Ti...

there's an episode of batwheels where the bad cars all figure out how to use teamwork and they win, but then their self interest tears them all apart again & they lose. idk i wasn't expecting the baby show to care so much abt what makes the good guys and bad guys so different & unequal in combat

james somerton going undercover on tik tok and then weighing in on the man vs. bear discourse while qualifying the man in the hypothetical as straight so that he wasn't included in it is just such platonic queer man shit

you know when you're hungry and miserable but you lowkey feel like you accomplished something by restraining yourself? may u one day feel that same sober satisfaction at the knowledge that u ate three big creamy meals in one day

only yesterday is good. 19 year old me didn't get it

i really like the scene in bluey where bandit plays too rough with bingo so she has to learn how to use her big girl bark to make him get on all fours and spank himself really hard

it is really a mindfuck to have gotten more sexual pleasure out of your assault than your rapist did

i like the part in kiki's delivery service where they're like "ok so we need her to be magically floating with no physical thrust & also feel extremely heavy" and they did it, i don't know how

britt is ALSO saying that she was being groomed at the time as an explanation for her actions, i cant

it would be so fucking cool if batman had a monster truck in later incarnations and nerds could be like "yea that truck got introduced in batwheels"

shackleton base has this modular system where you choose which corporations you're all working for & they all have their own little minigame, but right now i really wanna play with the 3 simplest ones again and figure them out more which i think is a good sign

#notallmen because some of them are actually girls

i am working on music if u can believe it

there is some discourse abt knives out (the movie not the radiohead song) dedicating so much time to extolling the purity of its protagonist & rewarding her for being the ideal immigrant, im not in a position to weigh in on that but i like that its an indulgent cinderella movie in disguise

u can't terraform mars and if u could it would still be more cost effective to terraform earth & make habitats inside asteroids

this gamedev who has been in my corner for like 6 years finally got funding for the game he's been wanting to put me on this whole time, he's in brazil too so he's paying premium prices for labor from the U.S

that i'm the one saddled with the accusation of using my identity as a shield after being vivisected by endless fucking tboy gamergaters trying to impress upon me that they don't have access to male privilege on any level, i dont have words

have you ever heard that I "compared my critics to the SS?" has that quote ever crossed your feed? do you know how much bullshit is packed into just one of the endless soundbites that people spread about me

everyone congratulate me for not killing myself right now

the leopards are eating britt's face now

at this point, after the richard dawkins claudia incident, my opinion on pro-sumer LLMs is that they are a predatory business and they should have the flattery and personability regulated out of them by law