being sad all the time is actually how you stay young and fit

gonna hang out over here

cancelling my patron subscription over this

charli xcx in the criterion closet before kristen stewart we really are living in hell

i’m just trying to not have a bad time

the secret to names is having at least seven of them

a name is like a pane of glass

i’m not disparaging shit but ok

imagine posting for likes

i love you and i love your blog and i love your podcast but what if we tried making it not four hours long

if i scroll down your page a whole bunch i should not still be seeing posts from less than an hour ago jfc

celebrity fascination is only cool when i do it because the celebrity i am fascinated by is actually interesting

obaa is not really even a top ten picture for 2025 so naturally it’ll sweep the academy

yeah ice needs training they need to be trained how to aim their sidearms directly up and through their skulls

my abolish ice shirt is faded and illegible because i’ve been wearing it for 15 years

set realistic transition goals. for example if my goal had been to see a big spider in the shower, freak out and go EEEK, i’d be a happy girl right now

they are constantly inventing new guys you’ve never heard of, killing them, and making you watch everyone act like they knew the guy personally

i’m fine

i have worked in retail and it actually made me love and appreciate christmas music more, i think it’s a skill issue

both copies of when harry met sally have been checked out of move madness for over a week like how many times are you watching it exactly? do you not care about late fees

news is content now

sorry i can’t tonight i have to log a whole bunch of american movies on letterboxd with a half star and only the words “nazi propaganda” in the review

you can recreate all of the best parts of the theater experience at home. and you can’t recreate any of the worst parts of the theater experience at home unless you actually try

in a meeting about AI impacts at work and it turns out i’m in a room full of people who are absurdly beyond saving. how am i supposed to trust you to do your job if i know you can’t think critically without help

when i was in college studying lit crit / analysis the first thing i remember learning was how to identify the lenses through which we all view things, and how/when/why to take them off. i hate to see people only ever view art through one lens and never try taking it off or see the bigger picture

imprinting on my coworker

looks like google maps has found out about my secret route back across the west hills to avoid traffic on 26. an abundance of drivers who have never taken corners or seen an elevation change in their life have descended upon it. feeling wrathful

uh oh! looks like you’re about to hit post on some wildly personal information. would you like me to help you switch to your alt?

in what fucking world do people listen to enough music all day long to have 25 different albums to post every week? not mine

they should invent having AGP for someone else

nice to know you’re “live talking about politics” maybe try not doing that

there are more people saying “people over here think smiling friends is transphobic this app is not real bro” than there are people over here saying smiling friends is transphobic. if you like twitter so much just stay there? rent free etc

mia goth in the new frankenstein looks so much like my ex it made me sick to my stomach

i liked that movie plenty but my god what i wouldn’t give for people to be fucking normal about it

sometimes i forget what account im on

shame on me for engaging with people in good faith

almost like that “rude” label isn’t a mistake

this is making a huge difference for my self perception? genuinely uncanny

my hottest movie take is that advertising and making a big deal about projecting a movie on film is bait that many fair-weather film fans take hook line and sinker. is celluloid better? sure, but DCP is not beneath you stop pretending

fortnite made sense to me when it came out 8 years ago now it’s a travis scott concert and a disney original movie like what is even the point?? move on

i actually finally feel, like after twelve laser sessions, that my upper lip shadow is going away

(trans girl talking about her techniques for taking thirst traps) i use arch btw

nine or nine thirty is a great time to go to bed. sometimes even eight thirty

they should invent a bubble bath that is neither too hot nor too cold

at a concert the other week one of the songs they played in between sets was good luck babe and all the women with boyfriends were singing along like literally what made you think that song was for you

look, i get it, we’ve all seen someone so pretty our gut reaction is “i should kill myself,” but if you comment that on her selfie you are going to look like a complete sociopath

i actually fucking loathe when someone implies i repost too much or calls me a “repost account” like sorry i think the people i follow are funny and worth sharing with others? sorry i don’t think my every fucking thought is worth sharing with 6k strangers? suck my ass

one thing they don’t tell you about being in a long term relationship with someone two steps away from asexuality is that it will eventually harm your self esteem

it was fuck chauncey billups on day one btw