if i had a nickel for every time a beautiful chicana libra walked her way into my life id have two nickels which isn’t a lot but you know how the rest of this tweet format goes

she said straight up she’s going to come see me at a specific time and place tomorrow when we’re at work but she’s also not texting me today so who can say how she feels about me

sometimes i want people to find me here other times i don’t want specific people to know im talking about them such is my curse such is my burden

i know one often begets the other but i’m always astounded when someone dumb is incapable of shutting up

my library card has taken me places i wouldn’t go with a gun

i actually think standing in a long ass line to spend three minutes making a video for instagram in the back of a truck filled with dvds is stupid actually

the way my most popular post on this website is a stolen screenshot on my alt account

some of you gotta go ngl

if i drink a beer now that’s one less beer i can have later

everlane being bought by shein is like two or three 9/11s to me personally

the best part of thinking of a post that makes you smile is searching for it and seeing someone you care about has already posted it and smiling again :)

it’s shot day no wonder i wanted to cry earlier

where the fuck did that stray come from

there are posters on here who are able to post non stop all day every day and still have fun and u know what they never do? discourse

“i just think it’s funny how-“ no you don’t and no one else does either

girl please stop posting please just log off omg please live your life offline this shit is not real at all go have fun

minimum two years active in trans spaces before discoursing

i don’t really like being referred to as a doll but you can say like hey doll or thanks doll that’s fine. but i’m not “one of the dolls” if that makes sense sorry

false alarm (obviously) stand down everyone

it’s my secret diary i can scream and scream if i want to

if you clock me as a scorpio you should be legally required to say if you think that’s good or bad right away

you should wear one anyway but when the artist says “please wear a mask to the show” fucking wear a mask!!!!!!

ok that’s better

it’s jo malone mimosa and cardamom if you were wondering

giant pants tiny tiny tank top sunday

方々ぜ 貴女の幻 探せるか

by the end of the fright by skelly ghoulding

i looked cute yesterday and a lot of people saw but no one said anything

if you didn’t finish the movie don’t log it on letterboxed

a hundred miles a hundred miles a hundred miles a hundred miles

guys it’s friday siri play by the end of the night by ellie goulding siri turn it up

guys lets all have a bpd moment together

sternum tattoo BOOKED

i do not care for jane or their movies

heres the attention you ordered [hands you some attention, which you had ordered]

𐔌 ՞ ܸ. ˬ .ܸ՞ 𐦯

i think im a poodle until i get sweaty and anxious and pee myself. thats when i know im a chihuahua

cringe. and fuck you

watch how normal i can be

growing out my nails so i can claw my enemies apart rawrrrr grrrrrr

don’t let anyone tell you manifestation doesn’t work

do you guys think no news is good news or not really

manifestiiiiiiiiing

i’m a real manifester idgaf if anyone thinks i’m an idealist or unrealistic but i believe i deserve good things in this world and im doing what i can to make it happen and so it will happen that’s that

if you’re announcing you’re gonna take a break from social media you might have bigger problems

i love when i tell someone ive lived in portland most of my life and theyre like oh my god. wait im gonna ask you a question but its about portlandia... that wont offend you right?

i’m going to shave my legs and arms