Remarkable how far you can get in politics by focusing on the issues instead of whatever the fuck everyone else is doing

ITS THE BLUE BADGER! ...or is it @turbojehtt.net ? Wanted to get this done last week during the episode 4 finale of @izziibel.bsky.social 's Phoenix Wright stream but didn't finish this til now. Whoops.

@hannahchapinva.bsky.social has been cooking... Based off of @izziibel.bsky.social 's Phoenix Wright streams!

(w/ @topspinthefuzzy.bsky.social)

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice

They were actually wild for this line (w/ @hannahchapinva.bsky.social)

Vizier

Omg I forgot I can post videos here now (w/ @kennieadventure.bsky.social)

All of the truly great advice I have received can be boiled down to “I am cringe, but I am free”

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)

I saw the new Naked Gun and was honestly shocked at how good it was. Really understood the original’s brand of absurd humor without feeling stale. Liam Neeson was the part I was most skeptical of going in but he nailed it.

I blame @izziibel.bsky.social and @turbojehtt.net for this. #AmyRose #MargeSimpson #SonicArt

opening your new game announcement with this is so fucking funny and real

BANANZA!!!!

Whoever decided that esports players should wear athletic jerseys had a sick sense of humor

Our team synergy is unmatched and we are going to win the Sajam Slam🔴 www.youtube.com/watch?v=spDE...

Okay this time I'm winning for real www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXtV...

A story in two parts www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK0z...

Day 1 of the Sajam Slam matches. I came to win. www.youtube.com/live/Sw-PQmd...

SLAMMIN www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTdu...

Commission for @turbojehtt.net

As promised youtu.be/-bIQiRk_Opo?...

We have mathematically calculated the exact Street ratio of Street Fighter 6. www.youtube.com/live/GOYkOwm...

Bluesky finally lets you upload 3 minutes videos and of course the first thing I do is make a video longer than 3 minutes www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2z0...

Today, I am asking the very important questions: is it really Street Fighter if there's no street? Find out live: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFBw...

NOW PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

🏳️‍⚧️

Playing Street Fighter 6 RN www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9tc...

Not an original point but worth saying again - there is not a single element in this picture that identifies any of these folks as law enforcement agents. No badges, no uniforms, no vests. Out of context it just looks like a bunch of random guys are kidnapping a mayoral candidate.

“No Kings” demonstration, Ocean Beach, San Francisco

don’t forget: waymos and other robotaxis are surveillance devices on wheels that police are increasingly tapping for footage

pride month. Have gay sex as soon as you can

Google's AI overview is obviously dogshit, but at least I know to ignore it. I really worry about curious kids who don't know any better using Google and getting fed machine garbage. I'd be so dumb if this existed when I was a kid.

Plantsune Piku 🌱

"This game reminds me of Earthbound!" So, it's giving Mother?

I’ve been a huge Star Fox 64 fan forever, but somehow I never played Assault. Finally got around to it and… man. I really wanted to like it. But that just was not it.

Locked On #art #sonic

The notifications on this site are not great. I don’t like how it takes “X liked your post” and splits it into like 5 separate entries

Just healed my soul by playing Star Fox 64 with a flight stick

Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy. "Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era." At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.

remember to block and move on everyone

Straight Up Fucking for 8 Red Coins