forgot what drizzt's scimitars were named but, for the sake of my search, i gave it my best shot

i am going to try and make anims in libresprite at some point. just to see what the deal is there

reading the book of five rings today. not as funny as the hagakure but i do love miyamoto going "this is the best sword move ever. but i can't go into the specifics of this move. it's up to you to research it and study it deeply" every page or so

my biggest leaf in the world

in the past week i have brought my WPM up like 20-30 on average ⌨️

"take a typing test on our website today!" [throws five hundred fucking pop-ups about dementia medications in front of the words you're supposed to type] ah bummer it looks like you have a typing speed of 3 WPM

i do not "organize my files", i do not "put things in separate folders", i PUT EVERYTHING IN DOWNLOADS! and if i can't find it, i LOST IT!

passed a motel advertising an incomprehensible "HOTT BROOM" on their letterboard

[shoving a massive microphone into a router] they banned any routers that don't have these huge fuckin microphones in 'em

[creates the Unreal Engine] i'm so happy that i made this game engine. i can't wait to use this to fire 1,000 or more employees from my company later

many of you have emailed me and text messaged and carrier pigeoned me regarding how i am the #1 rook palyer of all time in marathon. Well. Heres a little tips and tricks for you

just learned you can say voice lines like "Friendly!" as Rook to other players. i learned this by advancing on a Rook shouting "Friendly!" at me and tearing them asunder with my LMG. it was nice to know that they were friendly!

my lovely horses, out for a run at the ranch

Star light, star bright, First star I see tonight; I wish I may, I wish I might Break your fucking face tonight! Give me something to break Just give me something to break

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the toxin plants in marathon have a crazy radius. i feel like i just saw a picture of one on a completely different planet and it still did 120 damage to me. i thought about its spores from a great distance and became fungal psionically

i wouldnt be half as interested in marathon as i am if rook wasn't in it. what a way to make two types of games in your game at once

I just got hit with a massive chargeback on Paypal that has me 2000 in the hole, I owe 5.5k in rent and have other monthly expenses to account for. been looking for work but haven't had any luck at all, I just want to have a job again man I'm so tired of this #mutualaid account.venmo.com/u/scjreal

i think ecks vs sever might be the best movie ive ever seen in my life. it has everything. dialogue. explosions. sound track. Thats a movie to me

you are the bluest movies EVER!!!!!!!

saw classic film "heat" for the first time

my B #myB

thinking about getting a lil mp3 player because 1. my zune can only hold so many songs 2. the zune is too expensive for me to go losing on a train or something

the power i wield is immense

"check out my trope. the character becomes corrupt and twisted and dark and fucked up and evil..." bro that is a pibby glitch

i've spent most of my day at work trying to hit 180WPM on this dinky little dell keyboard. i think im almost there. heres my monkeytype profile

every time i see this building i just think about how awesome it would be to run around in it and get hurt or diseased

top10 videogame wepon: 10. god hand (god hand) 9. cerebral bore (turok 2) 8. singularity cannon (unreal 2) 7. scarab gun (halo 2) 6. kicking with both legs so duke does some liu kang shit (Duke Nukem 3D) 5. railgun (quake 2) 4. sniper (UT99) 3. hammer of dawn (gears of war) 2. recycler charge (prey)

whats the verdict on crimson desert, the sequel to smash hit MMO black desert

i contributed to the marathon ARG! (input everyone else's solutions in case they give out a special avatar or whatever)

when i die, make fun of it. doesnt matter how

an old hand touches the beacon

hole in my jacket cuff but i won't let that get me down. gonna fill my cuff with little candies or coins or both

do you know me

new Marathon map "2fort" out soon

the pocket of my jacket fits my kobo perfectly

i found some more of my old comics that werent part of 'quite nice comics'

coup

marathon is the only video game that actually plays like you'd see a game being played in its trailer. like in the trailer they move around all slow to show off lighting and sets and shit, but in marathon you're doing that to survive. you walk slow and look around carefully to live

they call me the $500 killer on account of i got $500

i think theres another universe where i made comics without having read super mega comics, and all my comics turned out bad like burnt bread. and that's a fact that i just invented

Star light, star bright, First star I see tonight; I wish I may, I wish I might Break your fucking face tonight! Give me something to break Just give me something to break

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