Earth shook, time to get up and post I guess. 4.6 outside Berkeley! earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...

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sex terms that sounds like transformer names: -roadhead -edgeplay -motorboat -bareback -stuntcock

whomst amongst us would not the skrunkly when

So @inkygeek.com has price is right reruns on and as one of the secondary prizes was an AROMANCE AROMA DISC PLAYER and omfg I love this so much Please give me tiny record player that makes MEN'S WORLD and AFTER DINNER MINTS smells WAIT CAN YOU SCRATCH SCENT RECORDS retrospekt.com/products/aro...

mom can you pick me up they're doing a posters strike again

Holy fucking shit, Walrus's 光のカケラ got a reissue last year, and the reissuing label owner posted the story of how it happened! Absolute must if you like shoegaze. It's not like anything else I've heard out of the genre and I want them to reform and tour this SO BAD. www.reddit.com/r/vinyl/comm...

after extensive wind tunnel testing and analysis, I've concluded that airplane mode is a complete scam. it doesn't change the phone's aerodynamics in the slightest.

Not butt safe. For several reasons.

New John Tejada sounds like John Tejada doing duets with Boards of Canada and Casino Versus Japan in places. I am for this.

And yet some of you still seem to think it’s a good idea to have sex over bluetooth

*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.

I have successfully run an ML model on a qualcomm chip and I take back what I said about webpack being more opaque than embedded systems. In some cases they're still about equal.

"got your nose" robot but for penises (it is, of course, lurevibe: www.lurevibe.com/collections/... ) (and yes very tempted to give this a king missile soundtrack)

in case you're not sure who dhh is, he's a danish counterstrike player and race car owner who writes essays like "i am smarter than you" and "foreigners bad" rich enough not to worry about consequences but at the very same time, still desperate for status, a man two friends short of a podcast

Holy shit rubygems for freenoded

Are you an experienced software buyer? I could use your help. I'm working on the second edition of "Observability Engineering", and hoping to include the kind of advice an experienced principal engineer might give a staff engineer buying for the first time. charity.wtf/2025/09/19/a...

He’s right

It says a lot about how much I like trash theory that I'll put up with 40 god damn minutes of the history of stomp clap hey, a genre I could very much live with never hearing again

I'm sorry your honor (oooh), I am for real

so who all is enjoying their deckard that shipped to them same day after today's announcement i sure know i am

love too running mains over rca

The wait is almost over! 🔜 On the 20th at #CastelGrande, a boundless playground opens up between analogue realities and digital worlds. 👉 Join Sabine Hertig & @dirkkoy.bsky.social on a journey through time, space, and abstraction! Check it out: muda.co/timetravelling/ #MUDABellinzona #MUDA

me: Silksong with mods to put in the accessibility system it should've shipped with is a perfectly ok metroidvania. It's fine. It's not great. It's fine. But it's so fucking much better than vanilla. USE MODS. others: but i'm on a console me: oh. um. git guud?

no runback mod literally one of the only reasons I'm still playing this fucking thing

@naelstrof.bsky.social and I have our first stable version of our new multithreaded version of Jiggle Physics for Unity! I am excited to be able to offer this free and open source under the MIT license. If you use it to make something cool I'd love to see! #unity3d #indiedev #gamedev #opensource

If this ever gets door games it will spell the end of any chores getting done for every trans poly household I know.

My brain just decided I needed the mental image of Marc and Larry doing tictok dances Anyone have a gun I can borrow for a second, I have an organ I need to punish

how did we not see this sooner

Who hasn't had a day where they've been Rupert but not locally Rupert.

imagine being such a pervert that your bowl cut is noticeable in your outline #goals

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Logging on to Blueski

good as hell bsky user names, we've had enough dad fuckers edition: @fuck.mom

new post rock track title for anyone that wants it

Finally, some competition for Realdoll

Music event “No.9” where you will encounter unfamiliar sensibilities. Noise, ambient, ethnic music, experimental and so on! Different cultures and sensibilities. Free improvisation and collaboration. Newbies welcome and open space. 2025 September 22nd 22:00 JST VRChat (Group+) #N9_VRC

OH HELL YEAH BAGEL BITES BUT BIG

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Men Are Sharing What They’d Do If They Awoke One Morning from Uneasy Dreams to Find Themselves Transformed into a Giant Insect and It’s Adorable

Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline. www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

The Common Fluff Goblin cannot be summoned by calling its name, but by the sizzle of bacon. #caturday #ascii

To all those returning from suspension for posting rest in piss, welcome back in piss. *this account has suspended for using cliches incorrectly*

Buttplugs

Something we can hopefully all agree on:

My life will not be complete until I register teletrilldonics on untappd