sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so

Reddit Feedcomber: "There is a post about 'teledildonics' in r/manualtransmissions" Me: Seems like more of an automatic thing to me but ok

no it’s not a typo i really bought a ticket to the festival of gams we’re gonna hang out outside moscone and loudly complement the legs of anyone in cargo shorts who walks by

these edibles ain't shi- (testing the beta of the new babble eyetracking software last night and... well debugging eye tracking is certainly more amusing that most debugging)

*sighs in firmware engineer*

yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it's cool by Tomislav Jagnjic

glows in the dark and reacts to the blacklight ::

oh my god

“Still have you in my prayers” killed me dead

It's a testament to the terminal dullness of Mamdani's political enemies that none them have seized on his soundcloud rap career and started called him "Paprika the Rapper."

nah ill pass

Despite the ancient gnostic truth that embodiment is a unbearable burden, transhumanists have somehow managed to make transcending it seem deeply unappealing. An impressively off-putting movement.

I guess it’s officially autumn. I turned the Zojirushi water boiler up, the SAD lights are charging & I’ve got Kali Malone ( kalimalone.bandcamp.com/album/does-s... ) cranked. I seem to really crave hot tea & extremely loud drone when the seasons get cooler. (This album is soooo good.)

where does Zohran stand on Shoegaze? is he into MBV or more of a Slowdive guy ?

Did you know? The year 2025 is evenly divisible by 5, the last time in history that this will ever happen! Wait what

finally restocked these beautiful pins. mouth and nose are glitter embellished, and the teeth and eye glow in the dark. link is below in comments <3

Really enjoyed talking with @geoffreybunting.bsky.social about the OpenKinect project. Can’t believe it’s been 15 years since we got the Kinect open sourced. Was a ton of fun at the time and it totally changed our project workflow. Going to have to dig up some old screenshots.

Oh hell yeah

Happy birthday to the Microsoft Kinect, a device I dearly hope to never write about again. For @theverge.com, I recounted the history of its hacking and the echoes of an older, now unreachable, internet that resound in its story. Also, AI, because… 2025.

I'm in the verse today talking about reverse engineering the kinect 15 years ago, alongside @theowatson.bsky.social, @memoakten.bsky.social , and @adafruit.com! Thanks for covering this @geoffreybunting.bsky.social! Lots of fun memories.

cher fryers: thread

Opening every work meeting I host with this just to set the tone I’m going for. It’s gonna work out great I can just feel it.

Modern always on, always recording internet just ain’t the same. If you did anything dumb on the internet in the 90s, even today you still have a good chance to find and kill anyone who remembers and wipe all traces of it from history. The way it should be.

As an informed voter in California I need opinions on Mamdani from the people who moved to Russia because West Texas was too gay

the way I screamed YIPES when I saw this

Higanbana (red spider lily) and a large white thing with long hairs on its arms. SILENT HILL f

this is just Kendrick's latest W over drake

I would like to repeat

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

Is there anything better than watching Hernandez be mad in slow motion Like dude is just made to be cursing at quarter speed while everyone reads his lips

Salò, or the 120 Days of Baseball

Legit thought that fielder got knocked out cold for a sec and I mean I said finish this with violence so I was gonna be glad someone partially listened. Then he got up.

The US on December 7, 1941

DO IT WALKOFF HIT BY PITCH FINISH THIS WITH VIOLENCE

give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you

Ok which one of you assholes said “ok that’s enough baseball for the season” out loud because you fucking jinxed us all.

Borg cube: We are the Borg. We will add your biological & technological distinctiveness to our- Starfleet captain, sighing: You're such good drones. Borg cube: Uhm... you w-will be assimil- Starfleet captain: Such good drones. So good and obedient. Borg cube, shuddering: A-ah... th-thank you…///

a type of guy who calls meeting his body's basic survival needs "dependency hell"

telling my kids this is the pokemon evolution of sinkdog

Any morning where you have to do a search for "david tibet tucker carlson" is maybe the day you should just not computer ever again

Just walk into the club and say in as loud a voice as possible “WELL NICE TO SEE THAT DEAD STARS STILL BURN” And suddenly everyone is your friend. And there’s a good chance covenant will be playing on the system anyways.

The real torment nexus is the friends we made along the way

Happy no vember This month, remember: no Don't

Went trick-or-treating at @buttplug.engineer 's house and all I got was an old point of sale scanner-scale combo unit. I was at least expecting a buttplug.

And what hole does rust go in? Why, the C hole, of course!

Another fucking night of this baseball shit? Seriously?

the ball gave the park a wedgie this series man

parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game