so I buy @cloac.ai while this is happening elsewhere the robots they know

claudejob so there's a project to only let people see twitter if they have a claude code job running this is a fork that makes your toy go off w/ @buttplug.io while claude is running. via x.com/__ghostfail/... github.com/ghostbloo/cl...

I'm not dead and I've updated Archipelabutt! The old web version should be automatically updated, but it'll break if I upgrade to buttplug v4 when that comes out. No prebuilt binaries currently, since I haven't been bothered to yet. codeberg.org/ShoresForgot...

i am about to get so many prs about spark plugs

New project tagline

ok so everyone has sent me the CES taint zapper but no one seems to be talking about lovense going after real doll with an "ai doll"

til @swiftonsecurity.com is also a @gooncultist.com reader

When you come across a @buttplug.io mention in your RSS reader

the kids, they know how to name libraries. www.reddit.com/r/rust/comme...

"Ok, almost done with the new version of Intiface Central, just gotta get the iOS build done" *3 hours later, still no build* "Once again, iPhone users will not be allowed to have sex with their computer"

Lovense Connect (the app) support is BEING DEPRECATED IN BUTTPLUG. We will remove it at some point in the next couple months. Lovense toys still work fine with regular bluetooth, or god forbid, their horrible slow dongle. Or you can use Intiface Repeater mode, which is like connect but better!

It's the last day of the year. Buy sex toys AFTER signing up to my patreon. lovense.buttplug.io

It's the last day of the year. Sign up to my patreon. (Bet you thought I was gonna say buy sex toys and I am but that'll be the next post at least, trying to self promote more before doing affiliates) patreon.com/qdot

To clarify: this would be by butt squeezing, aka kegels. Think of your butt as an analog button and the squeezing amount as how pressed the button is.

EVER WANTED TO WORK ON BUTTPLUGS? NOWS YOUR CHANCE. if you were to mod a game so that an action in the game (preferably triggered by a gamepad or keyboard button) could be controller with your butt, what game and what action would it be

another day of doing kegels to debug my own software

INTIFACE CENTRAL V3 BETA 4 IS LIVE Small update that still means a breaking change! But now there's a macOS build too! github.com/intiface/int...

Yet another reason macOS/iOS users may never get to have sex with their computers again. I love that I pay $99/year to Apple so they can get extremely in the way of me trying to produce any software for their platforms.

INTIFACE CENTRAL V3 BETA 3 IS LIVE If all goes well, we'll release this as mainline on 2025/12/31! And fuck I hope things go well! If you're on beta 2, note that you MUST upgrade. Otherwise your build is going to break on the new device config format! github.com/intiface/int...

lol. "I don't blog" *exports patreon post history, 384 posts since 03/2017* Oh maybe I do. This'll all be up on buttplug.io as soon as I finish sorting through it. Which make take a good portion of the day.

Why spend christmas with family and friends when you can spend it debugging docusaurus issues? BECAUSE NOW THE NEW @buttplug.io WEBSITE IS LIVE! buttplug.io

Why spend christmas with family and friends when you can spend it debugging docusaurus issues? BECAUSE NOW THE NEW @buttplug.io WEBSITE IS LIVE! buttplug.io

Working on a new homepage for our project, check it out and let me know what you think! beta.docs.buttplug.io

HI HELLO I AM HERE TO DISPEL YOU OF THIS NOTION IN THE STRONGEST WAY POSSIBLE

come watch us talk about high quality smut!

I chose a common word and yet I somehow do not have this problem. 🤔

Truly the best Friday

It's cyber monday You need sex toys to cyber Buy sex toys lovense.buttplug.io

It's buying things day. Buy sex toys. lovense.buttplug.io

While small, the Steam Machine is not buttsafe. Please do not try to put the steam machine in your butt.

Valve just revolutionized jacking off with TVs strapped to your head (Yes I’m getting one and yes intiface will be ported to it) store.steampowered.com/sale/steamfr...

I finally got my hands on the Adult Festa (Rends) Rocket 2 Bluetooth controlled penis vibrator - it had been at sea for 2 months... And it advertises exactly the same as the original model, so it works with @buttplug.io out of the box!

I should've been using this as our game products motto.

Whenever someone calls themselves a vibe coder, I don't think of AI agents I think of @buttplug.io

they should have bluetooth dilators so you can count your hours dilating on steam

My halloween costume is Sexy Buttplug Sommelier (I managed to make the VRChat av version of this sticker @astolphokitten.bsky.social made for me years ago, using assets from linktr.ee/AviWorksVR) (And yes that is the bar in idle cube)

"AND CAME WITH A 10MB HARD DISK" https://bonequest.com/9723

I starred a @buttplug.io repo and github instantly locked my account this is transphobia

Time to spin up a gofundme I guess.

qdotdb because you gotta store the buttplugs somewhere

Someone finally wrote a war thunder buttplug mod so who’s gonna post classified sex toy specs on the war thunder forums now github.com/TheDR-lul/Ta...

Btw: qazm.itch.io/plug-in-for-... This turned out really well, and it's not just RPG Maker- but also e.g. Twine-compatible. Supports both direct drive (mostly just @buttplug.io + settings) and more hands-off pattern loop scheduling that can provide timings even without Intiface connection.

I see our CEO beej has slipped some advertsing into @loadingreadyrun.com’s Checkpoint episode this week. youtu.be/lay1nuhW__s?...

The new version of the Buttplug message spec has a "spray" action that we added for both lube shooters and a specific glade plugin that works over bluetooth. Little did I realize how apropos this would end up being. bsky.app/profile/404m...

WAIT WAIT BACK THE FUCK UP THERES LOCAL CONTROL OF THE BED? YOU MEAN WE CAN CONTROL THE THINGS YOU USE IN BED *AND* THE BED ITSELF?!

Welp r/homeassistant found us. www.reddit.com/r/homeassist...

[me flirting] have you ever heard of teledildonics

so i guess i make software for computer controlled gags now? bsky.app/profile/anna...

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