honestly, fair

Not butt safe. For several reasons.

To be fair, for some people 60% success rate in sex is considered great.

And yet some of you still seem to think it’s a good idea to have sex over bluetooth

In TWO HOURS! Elden Ring hooked using @buttplug.io! This time with a buttplug too- Let me solo her 9PM EST using Playful Plugins by @furimanejo

Finally got the Buttplug Awesome List updated! New game mods/additions for Osu, Oh So Hero!, VRChat, and some new audio/script utilities! awesome.buttplug.io

Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline. www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

Branding is important.

Vtubers! you can use this in conjunction with @renpona.bsky.social's RUMP for model interactivity with Silksong. renpona.itch.io/rumbling-uni...

lol was fucking around in krita to make a logo for the silksong bpio mod and accidentally ended up with this, which is far beyond what i had hoped.

Looks like our new intiface central rollout is causing some issues with the Kiiroo Keon not connecting. Should have it fixed in the next few hours.

Intiface Central v2.6.8 is out! Just device updates! That's it! But we support The Kiiroo Keon Wifi now! github.com/intiface/int...

Most sex toy companies: We'll name our toy something abstract, like the jevau or nephane or whatever Adorime: Penis Vibrator. Anal Vibrator. Chastity Cage. Done. Ship It.

SILKSCHLONG THE BARELY USABLE BUTTPLUG MOD FOR @teamcherry.bsky.social SILKSONG VIBRATE ON - SILK ADD - BIND SUCCESS PUT TOGETHER IN A LITTLE OVER AN HOUR BECAUSE I HAVE NO ATTENTION SPAN YET LOVE ATTENTION GET IT AT github.com/qdot/silksch... POST FEATURE REQUESTS IN REPLIES OR ON GITHUB

SILKSCHLONG THE BARELY USABLE BUTTPLUG MOD FOR @teamcherry.bsky.social SILKSONG VIBRATE ON - SILK ADD - BIND SUCCESS PUT TOGETHER IN A LITTLE OVER AN HOUR BECAUSE I HAVE NO ATTENTION SPAN YET LOVE ATTENTION GET IT AT github.com/qdot/silksch... POST FEATURE REQUESTS IN REPLIES OR ON GITHUB

Yeah couldn't not use Silkschlong for our silksong mod name.

RUMP-using vtubers take note, if you're considering celebrating silksong with the OG and while this isn't silksongy, I have reliable info that someone is working on a plugin for silksong, so watch this space

Please do not put the AMD Z2 Extreme 32:9 Ultrawide Handheld Gaming Device in your butt.

On the eve of the Silksong release, an update to Buttplug Knight, the Hollow Knight @buttplug.io mod by @danatron1.bsky.social! github.com/danatron1/Bu...

so who all is taking off work tomorrow to try to make the first buttplug mod for silksong

Ok well I'm saving this image and posting it every time someone asks me why @buttplug.io is the mess it is.

Wondering about the latest news on Buttplug and Intiface Central? Check out the new post on my patreon! And maybe subscribe while you're there! I like money. www.patreon.com/posts/137990...

Kiiroo Keon Wifi Owners: We're aware the device doesn't connect to Intiface Central. We've got a fix in, just going to have to do a new release to accommodate it. Hoping to have it done in the next couple of days.

the only vibe coding i care about is @buttplug.io

so about that really weird thing this was the famous hudson mohawke cbat reddit post which happened while I was working on a trombone champ mod for @buttplug.io so I made a trombone champ controller out of an old interactive fleshlight (circa 2006, uses air pressure to report "depth") and well

let it never be said that i am not passionate about customer delight

Do you have a better solution for hardware debugging for @buttplug.io cause if so I’m all ears. I think I have - like 8+ strokers (various mechanical/flywheel/vacuum actuated) - 4 fucking machines - 3 saddle vibrators (THEY WEIGH 40LBS EACH I HATE THIS) - innumerable vibrators - a few nipple things

here at @buttplug.io hq we run our own battlebots league

NEW MOD ALERT! Introducing Keep Vibing And Nobody Explodes! A @buttplug.io mod for Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes, featuring Vibrations for every bomb module & more! Check it out here! github.com/DryIcedTea/K...

making this our slogan

I would like to announce that we have also frozen AI hiring. Of course, we didn’t have AI or hiring in the first place. But AI hiring is now frozen.

Praise comes in all shapes and sizes.

oh yeah well my porn site is putting out 64K porn already (this is, of course, demo porn that fits in 64k files, which is far more believable than VR 16K resolution porn being a thing)

Ceci n'est pas une pipe

joining that one friend when they forget to go off blue be like

While I'm gonna try to get GTA 5 downloaded to try it out with @buttplug.io GHR, I'm definitely also going to try the update to Buttplug Valley as well tonight. Might even bring back tip and heart rate triggers 👀 Starting 9-ish

what it's actually like to be in the metaverse

What if the famous red nubbin rubbed you back? I saw something that made me think of this a few days ago so I just had to 3d scan a magic wand, CAD this up, and print it in TPU just to see…

Just put in a counterbid to buy google chrome for $35bn. Sure I have like $8.73 in my bank account but the world deserves a buttplug integrated browser. www.theverge.com/news/758218/...

I expect nothing less from @buttplug.engineer than to already be in the comments section whenever this is the subject matter www.reddit.com/r/Programmer...

If you own a robotic arm, other users can now remotely move it with standard DPS or SPS lights, using this new open-source software that I am releasing today. No special setup is needed from the other users. If they already have lights, they can control it, no program necessary.

w e l p I updated buttplug-unity last September to move it to the new version of buttplug C# that didn't need external websocket libraries Then forgot to push the tag so openupm never updated. Just did that now. So buttplug-unity users, new version soon. I hate computers.

[warning lewd] Hooked up @buttplug.io to Smash Girls for a chaotic run through this hentai smash game. Couldn't even get started before hitting the cum goal, two nuts total to celebrate 2k followers on Fansly! #inkysuss link below

this wouldn't have happened with a Free and Open Source hologram wife

If anyone wants to get in a social media fight with an open source project, our calendar is pretty open

Starting soon~ Lewd PEAK collab with @itsrenrie.bsky.social @itsvenyxia.bsky.social @johnnyjellyjaw.bsky.social @faesfables.bsky.social @kittychanlewd.bsky.social and some of us will have @buttplug.io hooked up!

Bluetooth: not even once

nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi

HIGHWAY TO THE CUMZONE >>> I booted up Ace Combat 7 and strapped on my toys, connecting it with @buttplug.io to turn the game vibes into toy sensations. Firing the afterburners, taking damage and shooting turned this into a moan-filled edge fest! VOD is up on Fansly! #inkysuss

PSA: Lovense products leak your email from just your username. Reported in March, still broken. Worse: Another Vulnerability was "fixed" in 2023 but wasn't. Company lied to researchers for 2+ years. Full breakdown: bobdahacker.com/blog/lovense... #cybersecurity #infosec #bugbounty #privacy