Meta continues to have no fucking clue how virtual worlds work (despite having had great virtual world people on staff at points in the past). www.meta.com/en-gb/blog/w...

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Inventing an 18-24 hour latency algo trading fund, pushing the idea of “slow trading” to the slow food/living/etc crowd, w/ fee percentages to match

combination numbers station/JOI

i think about this post constantly

creating new queer flags by selecting random colors/geometry, just to make stickers/put them in art and let everyone wonder if there's a new kind of queer they are but don't know about yet

You run meshtastic I have a cybiko We are not the same But we're close

You run meshtastic I have a cybiko We are not the same But we're close

So excited to scan something that was shared with me recently

land acknowledgement at the *checks notes* pope rave

truth hurts

TRISTAN PERICH AND HIS 1-BIT SPEAKER ARMY VERSUS PIPE ORGAN HOLY SHIT www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5h4...

AI doomers: AI is eating all the water! AI backers: No it's not! Me: Neither of you should be allowed to post until you've delivered enough pearls to Looks To The Moon to find out why Five Pebbles is the way they are.

game design 101

One of the single funniest shows in history, I can’t stress it enough.

*hacker voice* April is the cruellest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land

guy who won't stop calling things "liminal" found dead at the end of a normal hallway

new life goal tbh

Vertical Benchtop Optical Comparator with Edge Detection 18,051.60 Each 6378N12 I learned to use optical comparators during university at a summer machining program. It felt like being a radar operator or one of those guys sitting at a console in a Star Wars ship.

Cannot think of any UI element that my brain glosses over more often than tabs on a spreadsheet. Like they straight up do not exist on my screen until someone asks why I didn’t fill in the whole spreadsheet. Then SUDDENLY

Double entendre title of the week. This book is from 2005 and appears to be from a UK or HK publisher but I really think someone should have told them.

Whether it’s in “New Word Symphony” or “Kiss From A Rose”, any time you hear an oboe in a piece of music, that’s a cameo by the duck from Peter And The Wolf.

I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory

oedipus: that's not a riddle. sphinx: DO IT. oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand. sphinx: DO IT. oedipus: it's not a riddle. sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.

Are you there Claude? It's me, Margaret.

I feel bad for 68, nobody wants to make memes about 68

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Folding clothes while listening to washer music (Ultimate Care 2) no less.

Never has a review sold me harder

my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to

LOSING IT

preloaded with What

music robot: you were listening to futurepop as a bit for shitposts so now it is all you will listen to. Here have Disappoint by Assemblage 23 me: oh hey this song was a bop in the club *being 25 years from said club days, actually listens to lyrics now* me: oh jesus fucking christ what

Maybe @buttplug.engineer can help me figure out who's been demanding electric shock shirt compatibility for Stardew Valley

95 years ago today… Wander far, wander well, eternally, Jim x

Hell yeah can't wait to see @grost.bot in shelter overflow #15817

I legit love how this makes me look like I'm peeking out from behind a wall just to say buttplugs

Completely missing the more important question, how fuckable will the new fursuit version be? I still firmly believe the lack of fuckability of the mascot fursuit is a serious issue, holding the company back from having at least one successful initiative in the past few years.

DAD: Babe, I think the kid has Ovid MOM: What? Covid? CHILD: Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin DAD: To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.

Tired: dear john letter Wired: dear claude prompt

tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true

For the Aussies, the zoologists and the architects out there. 💩🧊🧪 By @chazhutton.com

ask your doctor if Basinski is right for you