If valve kept the mascot, you can.

If I had 5 million dollars of seed money to bootstrap Techaro I'd probably end up doing more social good for the world than many companies can do with 50 million dollars.

"It's like BDSM but the B is 'bullying'"

"When is AO3 getting a careers page?"

Do I know anyone on the Bing team? I'm noticing abusive traffic that ignores robots.txt.

Wonder what games I played this year? Wonder no more! s.team/y25/dgtdkvn?...

"He collectively is Guy Fieri, mayor of flavourtown"

More details here: anubis.techaro.lol/docs/admin/h...

> Full stacks of Lilies and the Blood Lily in full bloom will be granted to white mage upon the beginning of duties. Dance partner to white mage is now the meta

I am being stalked on YouTube by gay pregnant Luigi

Astrologian

We've been holding back the latest release of Anubis to give you honeypot / garbage generation. Read the draft PR for more information. github.com/TecharoHQ/an...

the TPM is stored in the balls

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

Burned out.

We did not get a half-life 3 announcement today

my ADHD

Whats the square root of 4489?

"gaming but with a j"

Thanks, I hate this

"Putting the 'wife' in 'Wi-Fi' are we?"

Remember: Techaro is satire even though it is serious.

We've mastered the DEEZ stack at Techaro. Be afraid.

When you start typing your password and realize you're fucking it up but don't know where so you delete it all and start over five times

Frankenstein is the first example of mpreg in English literature

"It's the kind of gay where no matter if I'm fucking a man or a woman, it's still kinda gay. I've just fully embraced it at this point."

I just changed something on xeiaso.net, does it work for you?

so. painfully. close.

Is there a SaaS or something that makes it easy to get a credit card form for getting subscriptions to things like @techaro.lol Anubis? I'm tired of invoices and numerous unique intake forms per customer.

First impressions with Metroid Prime 4 (pre-Miles): this game feels perfect to play. The controls are fluid and the game performs like a dream. I can't do 120fps on my TV, but it's a locked 60. If it keeps this up, 10/10. Hopefully Miles isn't THAT bad.

Oh, ok. I see it now. I'm going to wake up from this horrible nightmare and it's actually 2003 and I fell asleep working on my fun little web page in php4. Any minute now... I'm gonna wake up...

My fucking dreams be like: "I noticed you're feeling sad. Think about this sadness a bit. Think about the things that have made you happy. Let's take a moment to meditate on Coca Cola and how it's made you happy in life."

Site reliability has three numbers: - One - Two - Infinity

MCP servers need to authenticate clients so you can safely provide access to protected resources. The industry is settling around using OAuth to do this, but how do you set it up? Here's what we learned making our MCP server work and how you can get started with your own OAuth flow.

New AI slop signal: code blocks with weird indentation https://xeiaso.net/notes/2025/slop-signal-indentation/

Building the PERFECT Linux PC with Linus Torvalds. Watch full episode on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfv0...

To the people that have been asking me if I am going to move #Anubis to another git forge: I can't. That risks a circular dependency on Anubis. I already can't keep up with emails as-is. I don't want to make it worse.