"I'm so much funnier when I get depressed"

"Die with the holes you want, not the holes you have"

I'm about to queue for mentor roulette on crystal, feel free to queue for something absurd #ffxiv

I think this next machine is going to be named either zarathustra or kadmon

"I think Tifa is hotter with square boobs"

$500 to the developer that implements an accepted and released patch that adds a "I don't fucking care, always allow" toggle in GNOME for when I accidentally touch my steam controller touchpad while raiding, making this dialog come up and **STEAL FOCUS** which causes a wipe

For a friend at work, today.

New Anubis prerelease dropped: github.com/TecharoHQ/an...

"No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens https://xeiaso.net/shitposts/no-way-to-prevent-this/memory-safety/CVE-2026-8461/

in this household we morge continvoucly

It is gonna be so funny if GTA 6 flops

"No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens https://xeiaso.net/shitposts/no-way-to-prevent-this/memory-safety/CVE-2026-55200/

Reset the timer, it's happened again

67, it's the sex number

With a bunch of work I could see something like this being practical enough to use in production. The hard part is gonna be working around the git smart protocol's server side compute requirement (up to 2Gi of ram to clone gcc).

I'm one mission deep into the new James Bond game and it's just butter smooth to play. It's Hitman but James Bond. What more could you want? It's just near absolute perfection. The worst part is that I suck at it.

r/raisedbynarcissists I (14m) visited my father (48m) recently after years of no contact due to him being a narc, and it turns out he only sent for me because he needs someone to pilot a robot.

Where is this in Final Fantasy 14?

I saw this and thought, "huh, this is loads better than supporting ML image segmentation work confirmation disguised as a captcha challenge"

I gave my AI catgirl drugs and now it demands Date A Live fanart

heccin NERD

We need a name for a secret project. Context will not be supplied. Wrong answers only.

If hardware wasn't so fuckin' expensive we'd have started racking servers downtown to make an experiment a thing

How do you set up envoy gateway to be like ingress-nginx where it just dynamically gets more certificates as you add more apps?

I filed an LLVM bug over it github.com/llvm/llvm-pr...

I must summon the catgirl headphone expert for this. @alice.averlong.com: oh great catgirl expert, how does this make sense? Does she just have a headache constantly from clamping force?

how do catgirls wear glasses?

More Americans turning to religion in hopes there's a hell for these people

Nix doesn't help when the problem is a compiler bug. Please stop suggesting Nix to me.

oh wtf tornado warning?

I hate compilers https://xeiaso.net/notes/2026/anubis-wasm-vendor-binary/

Man it's wild that using the same compiler version with the same source code bytes results in different output bytes when they are both running on different platforms

There has to be an easy way to tell clang "fuck you, no randomness, only deterministic output"

new Xe crime dropped: github.com/TecharoHQ/an...

Day 117

spoiler alert for an upcoming blogpost about C

Until the day those nerds will give you a .exe file, you have to settle for a .zip file.

"our disaster recovery plan is to patiently wait until AWS fixes us-east-1 when it goes fully dark."

"It's hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby over here"

how do i even parody this shit

"Church is evil because it won't let us fuck dragons"

Nobody should be using "cwtch" in new code. Always use "cnwtch" instead, which is guaranteed to null-terminate its output.

15/10, I don't know whether to hire this person or ban them from programming: github.com/David17c/Hea...