"C is the [47th president of the US] of programming languages"

why drink water if i'm going to piss it out

"I have over a year of playtime thanks to multiple years of unemployment"

"ACN" "You're such a SYNner"

Dreamed that I was interviewing for the Canadian Navy for an information security job. I went out to go get lunch with a few fellow candidates and missed my interview slots. One of the candidates had a mechanical body.

I have friends that believe you should do everything possible via the command line You know, CLImaxing

after extensive wind tunnel testing and analysis, I've concluded that airplane mode is a complete scam. it doesn't change the phone's aerodynamics in the slightest.

One of my favorite wallpapers in projectbluefin.io comes from @xeiaso.net ... A cloudless day in seattle. People think we edit/AI this thing. If we were smart we would have bought lottery tickets on this day and would be on a beach right now. Instead we suffer as OSS maintainers.

regular reminder that I'm on signal, dm me for my username

I'm not normally a scalie but

"parasocial relationships with itinerant connections"

If your conference is in the US, I'm not attending it

translation from lawyer to normal human english: "we are going to be accepting credit card payments"

The downloadening commences

Hey, #ruby folks! I've been one of the #RubyGems maintainers for the last decade. Ruby Central has forcefully taken control of the RubyGems organization on GitHub, the `rubygems-update` and `bundler` gems on rubygems[.]org, and more. You can read the details here: pup-e.com/goodbye-ruby...

🎛️ SYSADMIN MIXING TIP 🎛️ 👉 Sidechain your CPU usage with your IO delay for a super clean mix 🤑🤑

Old wallet vs new wallet. The old one lasted me 4 years and has been around the world!

I get the weirdest spam, a highlight thread where each message is presented without comment

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

Good news: I'm finally sleeping in for once Bad news: I'm finally sleeping in for once

is it normal for SFP modules to get very hot when doing sustained I/O workloads?

Grocery store US$10 take and bake pizza

Ottawa

checking zillow for foreclosures on the astral plane

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

hugsecops to everyone this morning

Enable branch creation webhooks on your JS projects, if you see a branch named `shai-hulud` created, your repo has been compromised by the current wormable NPM malware: www.wiz.io/blog/shai-hu...

"i like checking the voice chat in here cause it seems to emulate schizophrenia sometimes"

fuck man this siivagunner event is good youtu.be/5dw7d52K14Q

"the hard cut from interior crocodile alligator to trololo is iconic"

The Kitfox Games weeklong Steam sale starts now! Grab our most popular titles for a discount now till September 22nd:

what the fuck is it with string coloring libraries and supply chain attacks

Happy birthday Nicole

Beef Wellington Anime Waifu

What in the fuck is wrong with you (positive)

LIQUID GLASS TIME

tfw i got a package stuck in a new part of the fedex state machine thanks to the US fucking around with import duties

Trying something new:

I need feedback: github.com/TecharoHQ/an...

god sends his rattliest shopping carts to his strongest soldiers